Bodwad XXI For King

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May 10th, 2004, 09:53 AM
Tec-Nico

Mendhack: We can always use eye-protectors
NoteMe: Sorry, but I think his Majesty would honor me making me his warchief and his general

Your majesty, just say a word and I will bring you back the moderators' head in a silver plate

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Death to all traitors and all who won't support the new monarchy!
May 10th, 2004, 10:15 AM
BodwadUK

VisualAd please grand Lonewolfs request

Tec Nico you may be a wonderful general but for now we shall let the moderators live. our army is not yet big enough to advance and fill the space their battered corpses will leave behind.

MODERATORS YOU LIVE ON BORROWED TIME :lol: :lol: :lol:
May 10th, 2004, 10:20 AM
Tec-Nico

:lol:

Alright, but remember they still live just because of your endless mercy.

Which was LoneWolf's request? (Hey, that is one of my other nicknames)
May 10th, 2004, 10:22 AM
Tec-Nico

So, may I safely assume I was accepted as General and Warchief?

;) :afrog:
May 10th, 2004, 10:25 AM
visualAd

We may be willing to spare the life of any moderator who pleads mercy to his majesty and kisses his shoes.

You will be assigned as one of the kings servants be paid 2 pennies a week and fed on stale bread.

Of course if there are insufficient servant vacancies you will be left in GN's dungeon until one becomes available.

AND WHO THE HELL IS LONEWOLF :confused:
May 10th, 2004, 10:29 AM
Tec-Nico

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We may be willing to spare the life of any moderator who pleads mercy to his majesty and kisses his shoes.

:lol:

Or his paws.
May 10th, 2004, 11:05 AM
Greenslime

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Can we put your head back on the wrong way round

I wont stop you :p

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We may be willing to spare the life of any moderator who pleads mercy to his majesty and kisses his shoes.

as long as i can beat em up a bit with my floppy head :afrog:

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Of course if there are insufficient servant vacancies you will be left in GN's dungeon until one becomes available.

I will need some company once in a while plus a little snack now and again. I like arms most of all especially with a bit of ketchup :bigyello:

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AND WHO THE HELL IS LONEWOLF

Lonewolf = Greenslime = :wave:
May 10th, 2004, 11:16 AM
Wally Pipp

Bodwad, you have reached new levels of insanity. Well done that man! :thumb:
May 10th, 2004, 11:17 AM
Tec-Nico

That's masoquism...

But, hey! Aren't we undead most of the times when we need our jobs to be done?

I am sure most of us have had our zombie days.
May 10th, 2004, 11:35 AM
Shaggy Hiker

Geenslime can start a band: The Grateful Undead.

I thought that Greenslime was an undead ringer for LoneWolf.:sick: :afrog: :thumb:
May 10th, 2004, 11:42 AM
mendhak

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker

I thought that Greenslime was an undead ringer for LoneWolf.:sick: :afrog: :thumb:

No, greenslime is the stuff that drips from my armpits in the summertime.
May 10th, 2004, 11:49 AM
Xcoder

isnt greenslime the funny mofo from ghostbusters?
May 10th, 2004, 12:28 PM
Tec-Nico

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No, greenslime is the stuff that drips from my armpits in the summertime.

Yuck, Mendhack! I hope you have your own Wing of the castle for summer (Hopefully near the torture room to take advantage of it)

One question, are the legos slime-proof?
May 10th, 2004, 12:46 PM
GingerNut

Hey Bodwad :wave:

Can I be your queeny? :blush:
May 10th, 2004, 04:53 PM
Greenslime

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But, hey! Aren't we undead most of the times when we need our jobs to be done?

Yes but i can show off my backwards and slightly sewed on head anytime i want, not just at work (in fact its a requirement where i work) :p

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Geenslime can start a band: The Grateful Undead.

I would be a great drummer, i could use my swinging head as the drum sticks :afrog:

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No, greenslime is the stuff that drips from my armpits in the summertime.

eak you can keep out the dungeon then :eek:
Anyway greenslime is the stuff that lives in my kitchen cuboard.
It mostly comes out at night....mostly :eek:

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One question, are the legos slime-proof?

Not sure i think mendhak will need to test it, i don't want slime ruining my newly bload soaked dungeon floors ;)
May 10th, 2004, 06:22 PM
Pc_Madness

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Originally posted by GingerNut
Hey Bodwad :wave:

Can I be your queeny? :blush:

*crickets chirping**crickets chirping**crickets chirping*
May 10th, 2004, 08:20 PM
Electroman

Arrhh, what you doing Bodwod, the flags are too close together, you'll set ours on fire :(.
May 10th, 2004, 08:30 PM
Pc_Madness

Oh no! :(

I mean, *crickets chirping**crickets chirping**crickets chirping*
May 10th, 2004, 08:38 PM
Tec-Nico

:lol:

Be careful, or our king will make you set off the fire with your tongues!

It seems we need to do a lot of testing of the lego bricks before letting Mendhack and GreenSlime enter the castle.

Bodwad XXI's first decree:

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(...) We can expand our empire if i marry a Queen from another Forum (...)

So, unless his Majesty is willing to commit poligamy I am afraid you cannot be his queen unless you are the queen of another forum or you start a revolt in another forum and get named queen as our Canine Lord-Bone Bodwad the XXI A.K.A merciful dribbling paws.
May 10th, 2004, 08:46 PM
Electroman

Those dam crickets, where'd I put that bug spray :eek:.
May 10th, 2004, 08:53 PM
Tec-Nico

:eek: Do crickets shirp?
May 10th, 2004, 08:55 PM
Electroman

Nope, they Chirp ;) :D.
May 10th, 2004, 09:01 PM
Tec-Nico

Ooops, my wrong. :D I didn't read it properly.

:lol:
May 10th, 2004, 09:17 PM
Pc_Madness

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Originally posted by Electroman
Those dam crickets, where'd I put that bug spray :eek:.

Don't push your luck buddy, or else I'll call my buddies in and then you won't have no dancing in the moat for a long time. :evil:

I knew there was a plus side to being a cricket. :)
May 10th, 2004, 09:34 PM
Tec-Nico

*crickets chirping*

uh? what were you saying? :eek:
May 11th, 2004, 02:12 AM
BodwadUK

Gingernut regretfully i must decline your request. You can be a princess if you want but only adopted :lol:

There is to be no green slime in my bed chambers anubody seen sporting any green slime fabrics will be made to peel potatoes for the next week. We could however use the green slime to foil our enemies on the battlefield.

Now begins the 100 minute war

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGE
May 11th, 2004, 02:47 AM
wossname

NO MERCY to the vile moderators!

I will pile up their bodies atop the gatehouse of my mighty fortress and burn them. I snuff up the glorious aroma of their smouldering cadavers, I shall eat their still warm livers. The fiery beacon will serve to attract our allies from foreign shores. I have already summoned allegiances from Galahtech. They should arrive by longboat upon the full moon.

Death to the foul oppressors. Upon the morrow we begin the Crusade Of Bodwad the Brave!

Hurrah!
May 11th, 2004, 03:00 AM
Pc_Madness

:lol:
May 11th, 2004, 03:04 AM
Pc_Madness

I'am tempted to charge the VBF Admin front and claim the Forum Feedback castle as our own! Who is with me? :afrog:
May 11th, 2004, 04:39 AM
GingerNut

I'm not playing if I can't be queeny :cry:
May 11th, 2004, 04:42 AM
Greenslime

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I shall eat their still warm livers

You don't mind if i tuck in as well, its just that im awfully hungry right now :D

Chaaaarrrrrgggggeeeeee.......shuffle...shuffle :afrog:
May 11th, 2004, 04:55 AM
Electroman

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Posted by Pc_Madness
I'am tempted to charge the VBF Admin front and claim the Forum Feedback castle as our own! Who is with me? :afrog:

Ok I'm with you. And once we take the castle we must take its county known as "General". :D
May 11th, 2004, 04:59 AM
mendhak

Me and my frog army are with you:

http://www.incompetech.com/splorg/im...fantrySide.jpg
May 11th, 2004, 05:10 AM
BodwadUK

http://slithytoves.sytes.net/~dthiel...ocastle01a.jpg

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=...llery/eds_army

I can call in many reinforcements but i feel the mods are prepared so we should easily win.

Who do we attack first Martin Liss, PlenderJ or somebody else???? :confused: :confused:
May 11th, 2004, 05:13 AM
mendhak

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Originally posted by BodwadUK

Who do we attack first Martin Liss, PlenderJ or somebody else???? :confused: :confused:

How about one of those non-existant mods... whose names are in bold, but are never seen around BWF? :)
May 11th, 2004, 05:13 AM
Pc_Madness

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Originally posted by Electroman
Ok I'm with you. And once we take the castle we must take its county known as "General". :D

Go on, what are you waiting for? I'm right behind you. :)
May 11th, 2004, 05:39 AM
NoteMe

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
Could be a Minstrel (They sing songs and tell tales) which is what your picture seems to show.

:D :D

I could do with a General i suppose but they tend to be refered to as commanders. You can command my Norwegian forces. So far its just you but hey :lol: :lol:
GUARDS

So does that mean that I now am the 4 stars general of the Mistreals of Norway...:D
May 11th, 2004, 05:41 AM
NoteMe

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Originally posted by Tec-Nico
Mendhack: We can always use eye-protectors
NoteMe: Sorry, but I think his Majesty would honor me making me his warchief and his general

Do you want to fight me about that one?
May 11th, 2004, 05:44 AM
NoteMe

Here I am on my way, with my army...

http://www.nerdclub.net/albums/album26/tanks.jpg
May 11th, 2004, 05:52 AM
BodwadUK

What game is that???

Umm i need more than one general people save it for the admins :D :D
May 11th, 2004, 05:58 AM
NoteMe

No country with respect have have more then one general...:D...only "countries" like USA have that...:D:D:D:D

And BTW that is no game,....that is me comming from Norway....
May 11th, 2004, 06:00 AM
visualAd

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
Who do we attack first Martin Liss, PlenderJ or somebody else???? :confused: :confused:

I've already captured one:

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May 11th, 2004, 06:12 AM
mendhak

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Originally posted by NoteMe

http://www.vbforums.com/

Lost?

:lol:

Just follow the green slime trail.
May 11th, 2004, 06:22 AM
NoteMe

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Originally posted by mendhak
Lost?

:lol:

Just follow the green slime trail.

I am not lost....I am just watching every corner...:D
May 11th, 2004, 07:16 AM
mendhak

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Originally posted by NoteMe
I am not lost....I am just watching every corner...:D

You missed a spot. :p
May 11th, 2004, 07:51 AM
BodwadUK

You may now chop Noteme's head off for not listening to his King :D :D

Gather around all this will be fun. Like at a wedding. VisualAd throw the head behind you and everyone can try and catch it. The one who catches will be next :lol: :lol: :lol:
May 11th, 2004, 08:17 AM
wossname

Noteme's army is a rabble! They cannot even arrange themselves into rank and file!

Feeble worms! They would be more use to us if they sided with the enemy! They would cause much discord and lack of discipline withing the enemy camp!

!!!

Tremble at my fury! RaaaAAAAAAAghhhhhhh!

Who am I? Say my name, read my signature I am the Champion Knight. Booooyahhhhh! Kiss my chivalrous ring!
May 11th, 2004, 08:21 AM
wossname

I do beg your pardon. I tend to lose my composure when talk turns to battle. So sorry chaps. Would you like a cup of earl grey?
May 11th, 2004, 08:29 AM
BodwadUK

i used to play wargames you know i should be a fantastic commander.

Thanks to Games Workshop for training me to be a King :lol: :lol:
May 11th, 2004, 10:10 AM
Tec-Nico

:lol: VisualAd, what did you do with the head?

I am not afraid, NoteMe... I have the monarchy by my side and all the battalions lego can provide :eek:

At the end of the day we will play soccer with the chopped heads of our enemies!

Who wants to be the goalie? :D
May 11th, 2004, 10:14 AM
wossname

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
Thanks to Games Workshop for training me to be a King :lol: :lol:

All Hail, King of the Nerds!
May 11th, 2004, 10:20 AM
Tec-Nico

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Prepare the war machines!!!!

:lol:
May 11th, 2004, 10:23 AM
Tec-Nico

lol

Prepare the Trojan Horse!

http://images.google.com.mx/images?q...n-horse-1.jpeg
May 11th, 2004, 10:25 AM
wossname

Wow, it must have taken ages to build all those identical robots!
May 11th, 2004, 10:32 AM
Tec-Nico

NoteMe: Tremble before the pride of the XXIth batallion of Lord Byte-Bone

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Can you see the difference between the royal organization and pure brute force? Behold the marverls of our Kingdom!

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Wossname: Yeah, it took me ages, but you know nothing is impossible for our king :lol:
May 11th, 2004, 10:46 AM
Tec-Nico

Release the horse!

http://www.chem.sunysb.edu/msl/lego/horse1-4.jpg
May 11th, 2004, 10:52 AM
mendhak

http://tastytronic.net/main/lego-guitar.jpg

To provide our armies with awesome guitar music as they're kicking butt.
May 11th, 2004, 11:04 AM
Xcoder

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Originally posted by Tec-Nico
Release the horse!

http://www.vbforums.com/

that looks more like that surfing dog with an eye patch that it isnt really an eye patch but a a stain....or mould...
May 11th, 2004, 11:10 AM
Tec-Nico

:lol: Good one, mendhak!

If we can't win with that then we can't win at all!

Xcoder, how dare you question this masterprice from our kingdom?

Take that back or we will get you to the dungeon where you will have to put up with Mendhak's greenslime, our zombified Lonewolf and wossname's Barry Manilow LPs!

And when finishing with you, our executioner VisualAd shall chop your heads off for our soccer game
May 11th, 2004, 12:05 PM
visualAd

I have hereby assembled a great navy for his majesties kingdom. We can now mount a full attack from land sea and air. :D

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