By the way u can buy the plans for an a-bomb on ebay
after u get the plutonium and stuff u can nuke ur CD ;)
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By the way u can buy the plans for an a-bomb on ebay
after u get the plutonium and stuff u can nuke ur CD ;)
I tried the binaca thing except the wind blew out my tissue fuse before it got to the explosive! But, because the fuse went under the cd, the cd still looks like it went through a battle. Oh yah, I tried the resinance device on a spare person, My sisters broken now! She won't work any more
guiess she's not open for business tonight
OK what you want to do is the following:
1) get LOTS of rust. Like a bucket full of it. Just leave like 500 nails out over a few weeks of rain and scrape it all off. IF you want more quickly, you need a d.c. mains adapter (like for a model railway or electric keyboard), and to follow these rules:
a) cut off the bit that goes into the keyboard/railway.
b) take the plastic off of both wires for about 6 inches and then separate them completely
c) tie a nail onto the positive wire (usually the one that had red/white coating on)
d) get a bucket/jug whatever of water
e) find a way to dangle both of the separate wires into the bucket, quite close to each other but NOT touching.
f) plug in and turn on. wait over night and PURE rust should have formed on the nail. that's why this method works great because the rust is pure so u dont need lots of it. scrape the rust off and repeat
note) you could use some transformers and fiddle with the dc adaptor so you get more current out of it, because the higher the current the faster it is.
2) get any kind of *aluminium* filings from a hardware store, bearing in mind they need to be small so can's won't do.
NOTE) you need about 3 times as much rust as aluminium, i reccomend 25g of aluminium and 75g of rust.
It might take a few weeks to do that...
3) mix the two together nicely and ground the mixture up nice and smooth.
4) now get a flower pot. put about 10 sparklers far enough through the hole in the bottom so that the burning part will go a fair way into your mixture (which will go in later). tape them at the bottom (with as little tape as possible) to hold them in.
5) dump the mixture in, and find somewhere to put the pot so that you don't have to be anywhere near it but it can still stand upright with about a foot of space underneath the hole. (like on a tripod or something). put another cd sized pot underneath the hole, and just to the side so the mixture doesnt go through the middle of the cd when the event happens.
Now, you can either perform the operation now and have the cd disintegrated (skip this part), OR you can add some style to it by doing the following:
a) get 6 plastic coke bottles
b) fill them one third with petrol/gasoline, one third with creosote or some other woodpreserver stuff and leave the other third empty.
c) shake them carefully (not hard)
d) put the tops on
You need to put the flower pot arrangement in such a way that there is ANOTHER foot of space between the bottom pot and the ground, and get the biggest ceramic flat thing you can find (metal will really not do, you need something that wont melt) (with raised edges so it keeps the stuff in) and put it underneath the cd.
e) put the bottles around this tray at equal distance to the middle from eachother.
You could do this using some step ladders and 4 planks of wood:
open them both with the steps facing each other. Put 2 planks an inch apart on the 2nd steps, and put the pot with the cd in the middle with the hole over the gap. 2 more planks an inch apart in on the 4th steps, and put the mixture pot in almost exactly the same place on that row. put the trayof bottles underneath the hole in the cd pot on the ground.
You are set! IF you chose to go the boring way, read this:
Light a match NEXT to the top of the sparklers so that when it flares quickly, it is touching one/some of them. Keep repeating in the same place until they light. Get away!!! If you've set it up right, the sparks will go down into the mixture and cause it to react. It will go red hot, and produce molten iron (with that setup at about 3200 degrees C). The iron should pour out over the CD and destroy it! Leave the iron in the bottom pot for about 8 hours for it to cool down, DONT use water, that just makes a loud noise and doesnt really help. If the mixture doesnt light after the sparks ahve gone in, get a hose and soak it in water. Wait 10 minutes and then carefully empty it out. You need to dry it and try again!
IF on the other hand you have chosen the stylish way, read this:
Light a match NEXT to the top of one of the sparklers, blah blah, read above. When it lights, run like HELL (u need to be about 30 feet back at LEAST). The iron will pour out destroying the CD, and pouring the whole lot into the bottom tray. As soon as the bottles heat up enough (a few seconds later) they will explode sending a symbolic fireball tens of feet into the sky along with your melted cd.
I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES INCURRED IN FOLLOWING MY INSTRUCTIONS. THE SECOND METHOD IS ILLEGAL ALMOST EVERYWHERE SO JUST GO SOMEWHERE LIKE WYOMING WHERE THERE IS NOONE AROUND.
Any questions, just ask me.
I only read the first couple of lines, when I saw rust an aluminium I got scared...thermite? :eek:
IN MA even sparklers are illegal, maybe if I put it on top of like 5000 snappers and lite one...
Its not a particularly good thermite...
Whats a thermite?(Fried termite)
Magnesium ribbon should give the right activation energyQuote:
Originally posted by VBD
IN MA even sparklers are illegal, maybe if I put it on top of like 5000 snappers and lite one...
What does the aluminum/rust do together
lace it with magnesium and light it...
unfortunatley, you can't look at it or you'll go blind or something
Urban myth.Quote:
Originally posted by siyan
lace it with magnesium and light it...
unfortunatley, you can't look at it or you'll go blind or something
Aluminium (being more reactive than Iron) reduces the rust in a very exothermic reaction, which melts the Iron.
Well you won't acutally go blind, but it'll be pretty bright....Quote:
Originally posted by V(ery) Basic
Urban myth.
Aluminium (being more reactive than Iron) reduces the rust in a very exothermic reaction, which melts the Iron.
You're totally right, the instructions do require you to create thermite. And you're right too, it is crap thermite. Getting it from the electrolysis method and aluminium filings is sufficient for this operation though.
Thermite is a mixture of Iron oxide (Fe2O3) and aluminium (Al). The reason they react is as follows:
When you have "<unreative metal> oxide + <reactive metal>" the reactive metal 'steals' the oxide from the unreactive one, leaving "<reative metal> oxide + <unreactive metal>". This is exothermic meaning it gives off heat. How much depends on the difference in reacitivty between the metals involved. Iron and aluminium work well because they are household items and the temperature required to set off the reaction is lower than it could be (thats why we use sparklers instead of a string).
And yes, magnesium ribbon would do nicely;)
In a perfect world you would use a Helium oxide with Francium, but since the first isn't possible to create and the second exists sod all naturally, the best you can do is Copper oxide with Caesium. You'd have to do it in a lab for many reasons and I'm not guaranteeing it wouldn't set the building on fire...
yeah, don't hold a magnifying glass up to your eye or anything...Quote:
Originally posted by siyan
Well you won't acutally go blind, but it'll be pretty bright....
Caesium isn't exactly easy to get either though. Potassium maybe.Quote:
Originally posted by Narcoleptic
the best you can do is Copper oxide with Caesium. You'd have to do it in a lab for many reasons and I'm not guaranteeing it wouldn't set the building on fire...
And you'd have to get the lab too;) No what i meant was that would be the best anyone could do really successfully, even in a lab.
I can see clearly now the rain has gone.
Get a Tube with the diameter of the CD.Put the cd in a 10-liter phosphorous-sulfur solution. Add 2 kilograms of pure calcium. Try to cross trajectory with an incoming car. With any luck, the CD and burning chemical reaction will douse the card and poison anyone who breathes the fumes for weeks.
hmm
send it to AOL's front door :p
And if that doesn't work, you can throw out the CD, get a different ISP and shoot whoever is in the car.Quote:
Originally posted by snakeeyes1000
Get a Tube with the diameter of the CD.Put the cd in a 10-liter phosphorous-sulfur solution. Add 2 kilograms of pure calcium. Try to cross trajectory with an incoming car. With any luck, the CD and burning chemical reaction will douse the card and poison anyone who breathes the fumes for weeks.
Print out and stick on some Beatles CD labels and hand the disks out for Christmas. If anyone complains that it doesn't play, tell them to put it in the microwave for a few minutes to dry it out.Quote:
That means I get a few hundred AOL CD's per year! I need to try something new and exciting.
That sounds like a damn good idea!!! I'm gonna replace the label with like Britney Spears or something and sell them on eBay. :D Then, when the person who buys it finds out it doesn't play, I'll be long gone. :) :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by WorkHorse
Print out and stick on some Beatles CD labels and hand the disks out for Christmas. If anyone complains that it doesn't play, tell them to put it in the microwave for a few minutes to dry it out.
wow.. bugga ay when i was younger thats how we made bombs, no we use gun powder and a pipe.Quote:
IN MA even sparklers are illegal, maybe if I put it on top of like 5000 snappers and lite one...
in short : (it's pretty logical) cut a length of pipe (bout 20cm will do) drill hole in centre, use bench press and hammer to close up one end, fill approx 2 thirds full with gun powder. bend and hammer the other end closed.
from what i've seen you can blow up rocks, careful closing the second end when the powders in. and don't not somke while constructing :mad:
disclaimer: s*** happens, and don't use this idea. unless your country is being invaded by enemy.
Or a Terminator. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Jack Daniels
disclaimer: s*** happens, and don't use this idea. unless your country is being invaded by enemy.
heh i recommend a different weapon for a terminator :eek: :)Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
Or a Terminator. :)
Chihuahua's are nice.
;) :DQuote:
Originally posted by V(ery) Basic
How you tease me... :eek: :D
Yes, I remember the climactic ending where they're cornered and about to be killed when suddenly and unexpectedly they kill the Terminator with a chihuahua. What a great movie!Quote:
Originally posted by MidgetsBro
Chihuahua's are nice.
Course you can :) Isn't he a sweetie! That picture's over a year old btwQuote:
Originally posted by Aerials
vixen can i caress ur *****? ;) lol
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1142310
There's a rather suspicious shadow on your arm there vicky
It's his tail! :p
:rolleyes: Excuses, excuses...Quote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
It's his tail! :p
I wonder how many ppl will microwave there CD's
hehe you've started a great thread here.
1) ppl will do heaps of silly stuff now :)
2) Nuke AOL we be there as a reminder of how much the such, everyday :D
(until ppl stop replying)
This is a great thread for crazy people,retarted people, military scientists ,inventors, and other people to help the common good! NUKE AOL!
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ROLLEYES ARE SO COOL :rolleyes:
Should I make a nuke AOL Website? :confused: :confused: :confused:
i think theres already some kinda site, you send them AOL cds and they are going to give them back?
Yeah, I saw that somewhere... they were up to like 10,000 CDs and wanted to hit 25,000 by the end of August. I wonder if they ever made that number...Quote:
Originally posted by john tindell
i think theres already some kinda site, you send them AOL cds and they are going to give them back?
I think you should make a NukeAOL website. You can have articles about how different people nuked their AOL CDs. :) And tutorials on how to nuke your cds (safely of course).
Thats what I ment, a website on how to nuke AOL CD's.
heh heh i am a sweetie aint i :)Quote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
Course you can :) Isn't he a sweetie! That picture's over a year old btw
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1142310
by the way why would vbd want more CD's?
I don't want more CD's! I'm making a website on how to destroy CD's. not saying that I want them! OK ppl. (JUST CLEARING IT UP)
Place the CD and 1 metric ton of rock salt in a huge copper pot. Sprinkle copper shavings and mix well.Wear thick, rubber gloves. Run 100000 volts of electricity through it. This should seperate the Sodium and Chlorine. Add a kiloliter of water. This should result in a huge explosing and the dispersion of poisonous chlorine gas. Return in a week. The AOL cd should be pretty much disintegrated.
start sending aol the comments from this thread on cd a few million times.
A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN FIND and submit AOL Destruction ideas is being created by me. Also, I am gonna ad a forum 2.
Does anyone have any suggestions for the website?
yesQuote:
Originally posted by VBD
Does anyone have any suggestions for the website?
Quote:
You are a -dead Sheep! Dead is the new dead, don't you know
What are your suggestions Ariel?(Just wondering) oh, by the way
Ah, but don't you see that that won't work? The CD is only a symptom of a much larger problem. We must destroy the source of the sickness, eliminate AOL! Those discs are spawned by the billions in that cavern of horror! Every one destroyed is replaced by at least ten more! [Master plot to destroy AOheL here...]Quote:
Originally posted by snakeeyes1000
Place the CD and 1 metric ton of rock salt in a huge copper pot. Sprinkle copper shavings and mix well.Wear thick, rubber gloves. Run 100000 volts of electricity through it. This should seperate the Sodium and Chlorine. Add a kiloliter of water. This should result in a huge explosing and the dispersion of poisonous chlorine gas. Return in a week. The AOL cd should be pretty much disintegrated.
I was too lazy to think of anything myself, so feel free to throw in your ยข2.
$0.02
I, by the way although my fuse never got the binaca it damaged the AOL CD!!!
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Dont Worry:eek:
Go down the the AOL corporate office and play frisbee with him, only just throw and don't catch. ;)
Set the AOL Homepages background sound to a busy signal
Why don't you feed the cd to a dog, and then feed the dog shi* and see if it can tell the difference?