My God,where do you people come from ? :eek: :eek: :eek: :D
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My God,where do you people come from ? :eek: :eek: :eek: :D
Bio, it's what's for dinner
Not all men are bad, some are dead
If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, then why am I practicing?
soldier:
From hence we came, hence came from where we hence came.
a.k.a. New Jersey.Quote:
Originally posted by Microbasic
From hence we came, hence came from where we hence came.
;)
:confused: :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Microbasic
Bio, it's what's for dinner
Not all men are bad, some are dead
If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, then why am I practicing?
soldier:
From hence we came, hence came from where we hence came.
:D I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. :D
To all the dudes that posted all those bumper stickers, next time just pick out the say top 10 ones that appeal, which usually makes for higher quality jokes. ;)
:D Lions and Tigers are quite dangerous,
But a Little ***** never hurt anyone. :)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by SteveCRM
its on allfunnypictures.com
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1008663
No kidding...Quote:
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
Z.
My favorite is:
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
any1 here saw spaceballs (the movie by mel brooks)?
in the beginning you see a giant space ship and on the back of it there is a bumper sticker saying "we brake for nobody" ;) ...
it's not too good, but itll do!
My fav's would have to be:
I love animals. I eat them and wear their skins. - Going in my sig! :D
Why do those who know the least know it the loudest?
HANG-UP & DRIVE!
one i liked
Quote:
this space is reserved for an add. but know one will pay me for the space.
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you"
If you live in a tourist town, like I do, you'll appreciate this one.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
I like "My kid beat up your honor student"
Heres a few I made up. but its very likely somone got the same idea - and they are to do with comps really, not bumper sticks - but i thoguht they were funny.
I think i recall seeing the Any key somwhere else, after i thoguht of it... dam lolQuote:
"Insert Disc 3..." - "How? I can only fit 2 in the drive!"
"Keyboard not found! Press any key to continue..."
"Click here to turn your monitor on"
"If you can hear this sound, your speakers are too high" - not funny...
"Press any key to continue..." - "Hmm... I dont see the Any key..."
i know where you saw any key, it's famous!Quote:
Originally posted by LITHIA
Heres a few I made up. but its very likely somone got the same idea - and they are to do with comps really, not bumper sticks - but i thoguht they were funny.
I think i recall seeing the Any key somwhere else, after i thoguht of it... dam lol
i had an old computer, which i activated, and forgot to put on a keyboard, and it said "Pointing Device Missing... Press F5 To Continue".... or something like that
At the bottom of my motorbike number plate, I used to have 'I speed up for horses'
ok...it isnt a bumper sticker....but hey it fits !!
For a full refund, insert baby.
(Seen on a condom vending machine)
I got stuck behind a guy driving a Honda Civic the other day...
his vanity plate read : MMM RICE
I enjoyed it.
Quote:
You are behind 2003 Car Of The Year.
Behind!
my other ***** is a vagina
-family guy
well its not a bumper sticker but its still good:
steal from this store and win a free ride down town curtiousy of the carolina beach police
Simpons episode where Homer gains 61 pounds to get on disability.Quote:
"Press any key to continue..." - "Hmm... I dont see the Any key..."
I don't know if this has been posted before :
Quote:
I may be slow,
but I'm ahead of you