He asked a friendly fish
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He asked a friendly fish
who then granted his wish
And gave him something to keep his smurf in....
A smelly priest from China...
had never seen anything finer
Than the a pretty young nun,
her tight left bun,
Was almost as cute as her vag... er, I mean recliner.
There once was a man named Halls
Who collected Barbie Dolls
He stripped them all down
And put on his surgical gown
It turned out they all had Balls!!
to try and give them some balls!
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Originally posted by mendhak
It turned out they all had Balls!!
:rolleyes:
There was a young man called Paul
Whose balls where incredibly small,
He went to the doc
who had a big shock
when he discovered that he was a doll!:eek:
There was a young lass called Venus,
who had never seen a real *****
till one kind chap
had a little mishap
then exclaimed "we don't have one between us!".
There was a young woman named Brenda
good one slh,
Kudos to Flustor for startin this thing.
hip, hop, hope the beat don't stop!
who was an impulsive spender
when her money ran out
she began to shout...
anyone for a bender?
There was a pink refridgerator
who hums like a large vibrator
after taking out some meat...
it's hum skipped a beat
so he shat in the incubator
there once was a young hare named Bonker
insert [young] above
who have a very huge plonker
He took it in hand
and said to the band
have you ever seen such a monster :cool:
There was a young lady called Mandy
who had a strange passion with candy
the treats she would suck
and hopefully with luck
this made the men quite randy!
there was an old man called albert
who didn't know now to insert
He tried and he tried
and in frustration he cried
how's this thing 'sposed to go in 'er?
There once was a lad named Tommy
who said to his 20 year honey
Could ya give me a blow?
that will give me a glow
I'd like you to go like a bunny
:)
there was a sweet dog called bruno
who was an ace at chess and ludo
he was competing one day
decided "I'm gay"