He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages, will be known far and wide as a smart ass.
Howard Kandel
"I hate quotes. Tell me what you know."
Ralph Waldo Emmerson
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He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages, will be known far and wide as a smart ass.
Howard Kandel
"I hate quotes. Tell me what you know."
Ralph Waldo Emmerson
"People who speak in metaphores can shampoo my crotch"
"If you ever become comfortable with your beleifs, it is time to start questioning them." - Steve Gunter
You've probably never heard of him. He was a teacher in my High School.
The fellow who blows his own horn the loudest is probably in the biggest fog.
As life is action and passion, it is required of man that he should share the passion and action of his time, at peril of being judged not to have lived.
-Oliver Weldell Holmes Jr.
"...And the angels, all paillid and wan,
uprising, unveiling, affirm,
that the play was the tradegy 'Man',
and its hero, the Conqueror Worm"
E.A. Poe
(All Zaphods)
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster-
The alcoholic equivalent of a mugging:
expensive and bad for the head.
I think the quote war has become a grand melee. And this is too slow for a good game of questions.
"The beatings will continue until morale improves." -I don't know
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
How stupid to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean.
Arthur C. Clarke
"We will encourage you to develop the three great virtures of a programmer: laziness, impatience, and hubris."
--- Larry Wall, Programming Perl, 1991
I think, therefore I am.
"Yeah, Baby!"
Austin Powers
Assimilate THIS!
Worf - Star Trek: First Contact (before blowing the hell out of some Borg)
MafroQuote:
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
"Wow, this tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up..." - Fry, Futurama