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Mar 28th, 2002, 11:08 AM
SurfDemon

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Mummy, Mummy, that strange mans trying to hump Suzie again!
Mar 28th, 2002, 11:10 AM
SurfDemon

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Osama Bin ladens fight school was going well.

SD
Mar 28th, 2002, 11:12 AM
SurfDemon

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Come On! Come Ahead! I'll f**king' have you!
Mar 28th, 2002, 11:16 AM
SurfDemon

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For F**k's sake, it was only a car.

SD
Mar 28th, 2002, 11:18 AM
SurfDemon

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When using the holy hand-grenade of Antioc. Though shalt count to three. Three shall be the number, not two...
Mar 28th, 2002, 11:20 AM
SurfDemon

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Man! These pop-up books are getting more and more realistic.
Mar 28th, 2002, 11:21 AM
Ianpbaker

you can't tell it's someone's last day of work can you :p :D

hang about, I'm like this every day anyway :D
Mar 28th, 2002, 11:23 AM
SurfDemon

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Stop laughing at my wings..... and looking up my skirt yu perv.
Mar 28th, 2002, 11:25 AM
SurfDemon

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Okay so thats 40 quid a head. That should cover the food, beer and tip. Hey John, you cheap b*stard. You owe Matt 20 quid. Anyone want this last naan bread?
Mar 28th, 2002, 11:29 AM
barrk

Keep 'em coming SD...I'm almost awake now, thanks to you!
Mar 28th, 2002, 11:31 AM
SurfDemon

I have to dive off for half an hour. I will resume when I return. Thanks :D

SD
Mar 28th, 2002, 12:33 PM
SurfDemon

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Angel sports day was always good fun.

Julie especially liked winning the 100m race.
Mar 28th, 2002, 12:35 PM
SurfDemon

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Look!, he's even got different colour hair than me! And I'm not buying all that shagged by angels crap wench. it's time for a thrashing.
Mar 28th, 2002, 12:37 PM
SurfDemon

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Our best seller. The Mary and Jesus dildo! Batteries not included.
Mar 28th, 2002, 12:38 PM
SurfDemon

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Mary's farting was beginning to become a problem.
Mar 28th, 2002, 12:39 PM
SurfDemon

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I'm sure it's meant to be the groom who carries the bride across the threshold.
Mar 28th, 2002, 05:20 PM
beachbum

SD, you are soooo going down to j4u's place when you die!!!
Apr 1st, 2002, 01:51 AM
SurfDemon

:) Don't worry. You are by no means the first person to tell me that.

I figure, I'm condemed already. So, if I'm going to go, I may as well go the whole hog.

:D

SD
Apr 1st, 2002, 01:59 AM
DragonFly

ROFLMAO:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

O....M....G..... they are all very funny..... but I think my personal
fav has got to be....

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Our best seller. The Mary and Jesus dildo! Batteries not included.
Apr 1st, 2002, 02:03 AM
Nightwalker83

They all good I can't decide :mad:.
Apr 1st, 2002, 02:27 AM
beachbum

Hmm that makes sense why they disappear into their rooms for a while and all I hear is "oh god.. oh god... give it to me baby.."
Apr 1st, 2002, 02:33 AM

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Jesus convinces Gary Larson to do cartoons of Stalin rather than cows.......
Apr 1st, 2002, 02:36 AM

OMG :eek: just in..... J4U rushed to Hospital with multiple burns. Apparently he showed this thread to his bible group, cracked a smile over the dildo one, and his fellow christians attempted to drive Satan out of him.........
Apr 1st, 2002, 02:47 AM
beachbum

Hmmm I wonder if they tried to drive Satan out of him with the same implement :eek:
Apr 1st, 2002, 03:45 AM

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Hmmm I wonder if they tried to drive Satan out of him with the same implement :eek:

Until he started saying "oh god, oh god, more...................."

Currently he is researching membership of the Sisters of perpetuial indulgence.... wait till Rev Nile gets a whisper of that one.........:eek:
Apr 1st, 2002, 06:43 AM

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Er...that's mu spare baseball bat your feeling timmy....
Apr 1st, 2002, 06:51 AM

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And this baby has only ever had one female owner...she only used it for driving to church on sundays...
Apr 1st, 2002, 03:15 PM
jesus4u

I understand your guys' humor. I used to JOKE around like this but then several years ago when I realized the LOVE that Jesus Christ has for all of us by paying the penalty of death for our sins I reconsidered. And you should too.
Apr 1st, 2002, 03:51 PM
DragonFly

No.... don't need to thanks....... any God I could beleive in would
have to have a great sense of humour;)
Apr 1st, 2002, 03:53 PM
JungleMan

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Originally posted by DragonFly
No.... don't need to thanks....... any God I could beleive in would
have to have a great sense of humour;)

He better...if not, your all ****ed..
Apr 1st, 2002, 04:01 PM
Cander

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Dude, you're going to hell!
Apr 1st, 2002, 04:40 PM
parksie

I think I just died laughing over this thread :D:D

Going to hell, naturally ;)
Apr 1st, 2002, 10:44 PM

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He better...if not, your all ****ed..

Yeah he's a top bloke to have a beer with but... just between you and me and the walls, he thinks J4U is a goose....

I think he put it something like

"Frigging wombat, create beer and babes, and what do these blokes do, get down on their hands and knees, feel like giving em a bolt of lightening up the arse. Oi Jethro your round, and get bloody Jesus one too.....";)
Apr 1st, 2002, 10:53 PM
JungleMan

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Dude, you're going to hell!

GAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Apr 1st, 2002, 10:56 PM
JungleMan

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YEAH! **** **** GOD DAMN ASS ****ING ***** ***** **** ****ER! Wait I don't think this is metal :eek:
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:09 AM
progeix

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Found this image (just today, before finding this thread) on other forums... Somebody got in a flamewar with somebody named "je5us" or so..

And used this image.
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:15 AM
Wally Pipp

I foresee another barrage of "conversion" threads by J4U coming up in the near future so all you sinners are herewith warned. ;)
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:21 AM
beachbum

Quote:

Originally posted by jesus4u
I understand your guys' humor. I used to JOKE around like this but then several years ago when I realized the LOVE that Jesus Christ has for all of us by paying the penalty of death for our sins I reconsidered. And you should too.

Being born again sounds like serious business... i cant imagine never being able to laugh again at Everybody Loves Raymond, David Letterman or the Nanny.... hmmmmmm :rolleyes:
Apr 2nd, 2002, 05:25 AM

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Originally posted by beachbum

Being born again sounds like serious business... i cant imagine never being able to laugh again at Everybody Loves Raymond, David Letterman or the Nanny.... hmmmmmm :rolleyes:

Or ppl from Adelaide.......
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:41 PM
SurfDemon

Quote:

Originally posted by jesus4u
I understand your guys' humor. I used to JOKE around like this but then several years ago when I realized the LOVE that Jesus Christ has for all of us by paying the penalty of death for our sins I reconsidered. And you should too.

Mmmm. Another good reason not to convert. Apparently you have to sacrifice your sense of humour to follow god.

I prefer Buhdism.

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Wax on, wax off.
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:42 PM
jesus4u

you guys mock the patience and love of God.:rolleyes:
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:43 PM
jesus4u

Quote:

Originally posted by beachbum

Being born again sounds like serious business... i cant imagine never being able to laugh again at Everybody Loves Raymond, David Letterman or the Nanny.... hmmmmmm :rolleyes:

no not at all, just stupid jokes...;)
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:44 PM
SurfDemon

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Despite his fabulous sun-tan all the local kids used to make fun of Lazarus. Today they've cellotaped a huge rich-tea biscuit to the back of his head.
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:44 PM
jesus4u

:D
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:45 PM
Cander

No. We mock utterly rediculous looking pictures and statues of god..there is a difference.
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:45 PM
Bonker Gudd

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you guys mock the patience and love of God

More like mocking the people trying to make easy money out of religion :(
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:46 PM
jesus4u

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkkk :rolleyes: ;)
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:47 PM
SurfDemon

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Because of his tendancy to spit when talking, no-one wanted to sit across from Jesus at the dinner table. This almost always resulted in fights.
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:49 PM
SurfDemon

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Just then Maddonna burst onto the stage and started belting out her No. 1 hit, "Like a virgin...."
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:50 PM
SurfDemon

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The disciples always fought over who got first lick of Jesus' ice-lolly.
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:52 PM
SurfDemon

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The naughty cherubs where always trying sneak a peak up Mary's dress.
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:53 PM
SurfDemon

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Saint Francis would NOT be going back to that barber again!
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:55 PM
Wally Pipp

found a new home SD ? :p
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:56 PM
SurfDemon

Just keeping my hand in! :p
Apr 2nd, 2002, 03:57 PM
Wally Pipp

your hand or ... :eek:
Apr 4th, 2002, 12:30 PM
SurfDemon

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Buy the new jet-pac jesus action figure. Press his chest button and see the flames shoot out.
Apr 4th, 2002, 12:31 PM
SurfDemon

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Guranteed to brighten up any living room.
Apr 4th, 2002, 12:34 PM
SurfDemon

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Mary's crown was somewhat heavier than she had expected.
Apr 4th, 2002, 12:36 PM
Wally Pipp

SD is experiencing kindergarten again :D
Apr 4th, 2002, 12:37 PM
SurfDemon

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Normally, with blood stains like these my clothes would be ruined.

But with new and improved Daz-Ultra the stains come out first time!

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