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CRIPES!!! {shhhhhhh...Quote:
Originally posted by FBI Agent
What is going on here then?
only 1 agent! G*DD*MMNIT!!!
reaches for radio
All Units we need backup NOW! theres a whole FORUM of them, and you send a NEWBIE!!!!
Err, Ehem, Ignore me. I'm drunk.
ehem, rum anyone?
:cool:
Mr and or Mrs NotLKH if that is your real name
I assure you that I am very capable of handling this situation myself. I will forgive your minor indiscretion on account of you being drunk. I do however hope (please read that as a veiled threat if the implication was not clear immediately) that your rum is not imported and is contributing to the economy of this great nation. Be warned though that I am capable of monitoring all of you at least until my shift finishes.
You idiots! You got the feds on our asses now! You see man, they really are tapped into everything, man.
You know I had a friend once and he told me how the government has these satellites and they spy on your every move, they can see through walls, and they know what you're doing. He never really told me why they would waste their time tracking a couple kids staying up for a few too many days on illicit drugs . . . but that's beside the point. He told me how they can project images on your walls with their laser beams . . . I never saw them but I took his word for it.
It doesn't end there, either. Did you know that there are coded messages written backwards through out the dictionary? CHECK IT OUT MAN!
But that's not all . . . when he started telling me about how Mickey Mouse was the Anti-Christ, that's when I really began to get worried.
Government satellites, laser beams, backwards messages in the dictionary, seemingly innocent Disney characters fulfilling Biblical prophecies . . . Microsoft spyware, it's all a global conspiracy to control our minds, man.
and vb backwards is bv. say it 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,003 time fast and you will hear a message from satan
Mr Corn
You are the first member to have violated three federal laws in one post (is that what you youngsters call it?)
1. You have implied that there is a global conspiracy. You will not refer to this nonexistant conspiracy again or our Austrian agents will deal with you.
2. You used the word 'man' at the end of some sentences indicating that you are in possession of illicit drugs which may or may not have been flown directly from Colombia.
3. Your signature contains a link to a Dead Pool. Be warned that should anyone on any of these lists fall foul of the Grim Reaper you and your associates will be first in the line of suspects.
You will receive no further warnings.
DUDE..that is SO TRUE!Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
You idiots! You got the feds on our asses now! You see man, they really are tapped into everything, man.
You know I had a friend once and he told me how the government has these satellites and they spy on your every move, they can see through walls, and they know what you're doing. He never really told me why they would waste their time tracking a couple kids staying up for a few too many days on illicit drugs . . . but that's beside the point. He told me how they can project images on your walls with their laser beams . . . I never saw them but I took his word for it.
It doesn't end there, either. Did you know that there are coded messages written backwards through out the dictionary? CHECK IT OUT MAN!
But that's not all . . . when he started telling me about how Mickey Mouse was the Anti-Christ, that's when I really began to get worried.
Government satellites, laser beams, backwards messages in the dictionary, seemingly innocent Disney characters fulfilling Biblical prophecies . . . Microsoft spyware, it's all a global conspiracy to control our minds, man.
My friend also said that Microsoft and AOL monitor the food you eat and your masturbation habits, and he made a program to find this out. Of course, he can't find the program now (he mixed it in with his porno and lost it), but it also told you every AOL member's social security number and credit card number
You see, on the Internet shopping servers, when you buy something, it logs your credit card number in this secret file, and that gets sent to Bill Gates so he can take money out of your accoutn. Of course some FBI dude held him at gunpoint and told him not to tell anyone.
There's also this website called http://theusgovernmentisevil.cjb.net/ and it has like, evidence from this guy named Timmy who says it's all true. So that must mean that the government is lying to us because we all know Timmy is telling the truth!
When your shift finishes, which part won't you be able to monitor?Quote:
Originally posted by FBI Agent
Mr and or Mrs NotLKH if that is your real name
I assure you that I am very capable of handling this situation myself. I will forgive your minor indiscretion on account of you being drunk. I do however hope (please read that as a veiled threat if the implication was not clear immediately) that your rum is not imported and is contributing to the economy of this great nation. Be warned though that I am capable of monitoring all of you at least until my shift finishes.
on the radio again
get this guy outa here! He's not even using a cover!!!
GET ME THIS GUYS RUNNER, PRONTO!!!:mad:
:D mmmmm, good US AMERICAN rum!!!
rotfl :D
We could go on forever with parodies, but lets not
Parodies? It's true man!Quote:
Originally posted by markman
rotfl :D
We could go on forever with parodies, but lets not
Just like your story is true about the guy who made the secret program that tells you that Microsoft is sending information!
It's all true!
good. you finally believe us
DUDE, IT MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE THEY ALREADY REMOVED IT FROM THE INTERNET!!! Holy crap, man . . . er, dude!Quote:
There's also this website called http://theusgovernmentisevil.cjb.net/ and it has like, evidence from this guy named Timmy who says it's all true. So that must mean that the government is lying to us because we all know Timmy is telling the truth!
Mr TennisManQuote:
Originally posted by jpbtennisman
There's also this website called http://theusgovernmentisevil.cjb.net/ and it has like, evidence from this guy named Timmy who says it's all true. So that must mean that the government is lying to us because we all know Timmy is telling the truth!
You would do your country a great service if you would kindly disclose more details about this person that you refer to as 'Timmy'. The government looks very favorably upon such loyal citizens as we continue to root out and fight the forces of evil including communism, terrorism, sado masochism, non conformists, drug takers, homosexuals, hippies, gothic teens and sinister loners.
Any information that you provide will remain strictly confidential unless that information indicates that you are potentially within one of the listed groups.
Keep up the good work for America!
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by FBI Agent
sado masochism
This FBI person has a fettish :D
Dude, shutup, he knows where you live!
Yeah and my friend Timmy knows that you ordered computer parts in October! and he knwos your credit card but he won't tell me because he says it's secret Microsoft information that the govnerment told him not to say.Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
Dude, shutup, he knows where you live!
I will give you the benefit of the doubt that this post was not indeed an accusation and was an attempt at an untrue story containing humor (which we sometimes grudgingly refer to as a joke).Quote:
Originally posted by markman
This FBI person has a fettish :D
Mr Markman, your spelling leaves much to be desired from a citizen of the United States. Please indicate the name of the school which you attend, assuming that you are not a truant. We will further investigate the practices of your principal.
You are making me angry. I am not nice when I am angry.
Oh crap, then he knows about the blow-up doll, too!Quote:
Yeah and my friend Timmy knows that you ordered computer parts in October! and he knwos your credit card but he won't tell me because he says it's secret Microsoft information that the govnerment told him not to say.
:eek:
HOW DID YOU KNOW? ITS TRUE!!!! TIMMY KNOWS ALL!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah he told me about htat...ooops...Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
Oh crap, then he knows about the blow-up doll, too!
timmy must be santa. he sees you when you are ordering computer parts, hes sees you buying groceries online, he knows if youve been bad or good, so please dont mas-tur-bate.
Ohhhhhh! You better watch out.........
Hmmm
I am both intrigued and distressed at the amount of information gathered by this person known as 'Timmy'. Let me rephrase my request for information on this Timmy so that it sounds more like a threat. Mr Tennisman, it is in your best interests to divulge the identity and whereabouts of this person of whom you speak. I hope you can see the implication of physical threat that is subtely hinted at in the previous statement.
That kind of ruined the thread for me. I mean, that was so lame I can't even get back on track.Quote:
timmy must be santa. he sees you when you are ordering computer parts, hes sees you buying groceries online, he knows if youve been bad or good, so please dont mas-tur-bate.
Ohhhhhh! You better watch out.........
i know:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by markman
please dont mas-tur-bate.
Ohhhhhh! You better watch out.........
I think YOU better watch out:D :D
what are you implying? ;)
*runs for cover*Quote:
Originally posted by markman
what are you implying? ;)
My partner has had to go home with irritable bowel syndrome. But he has left notes on the troublesome members. Apparently Mr NotLKH likes to wear women's clothing, Mr Corn is a drug smoking hippie, Mr Markman is an illiterate masturbator and Mr TennisMan is withholding vital information.
so? :pQuote:
Originally posted by FBI Agent 2
Mr Markman is an illiterate masturbator
Masturbation is a federal crime against God, your president and this great nation. Stop it or you will be fined.
Is it really? You learn something new everyday.
Hmm, news just in that the federal government has decided to reduce funding for our satellite system until a review is undertaken of the false premise under which we applied for that funding. Until this matter is resolved the agency will have to leave all of you sick and perverted people to your own creepy little world. We can still monitor your phone calls though and will continue to reduce your intelligence and capacity to revolt by swamping you with reruns of the Nanny and Everybody Loves Raymond.
PS There are other less obvious agents on this forum who will continue to monitor your posts. For reasons of security I cannot disclose their user names but their 'handles' can do no harm.
One of them is known as the Shelled Green One... another as the Dynamic Agent Of Kanada, another as Motocross Professional and there are many more... Big Brother is watching you (except for in the toilets - however that may change in future episodes)
The Shelled Green One . . . ;) Yep, I always thought he looked like a Narc!
He sure is a helpful little guy when it comes to assisting coders in distress, though. Geez, I hope he doesn't read that one post about my wild days of yore . . .
You do have to admit however, that all conspiracy theories aside, Microsoft does, at the least, store a log of sites you have visited and fragments of information from your emails in a file hidden by the OS so that you cannot find it. That much is fact. For all of you who ignored it the first time, you can go view your own log by getting info from here.
Maybe that seems perfectly normal to you, but to me it seems like that if there was no hidden purpose for it they wouldn't go to so much trouble to hide it from you.
Edit: LOL, it censored the link:p. The url is http://www.f-u-c-kmicrosoft.com, but you have to remove the dashes.
Store the logs, yes, that's a feature in IE. History feature. Can't tell you how many times I've used it when I visited a site and forgot to bookmark ikt.Quote:
Originally posted by Alphanos
You do have to admit however, that all conspiracy theories aside, Microsoft does, at the least, store a log of sites you have visited and fragments of information from your emails in a file hidden by the OS so that you cannot find it. That much is fact. For all of you who ignored it the first time, you can go view your own log by getting info from here.
Maybe that seems perfectly normal to you, but to me it seems like that if there was no hidden purpose for it they wouldn't go to so much trouble to hide it from you.
Edit: LOL, it censored the link:p. The url is http://www.f-u-c-kmicrosoft.com, but you have to remove the dashes.
Emails? I don't think so.
Did you go to the url and read the article?
This isn't the IE history; it can't be cleared in Windows.
hey jpb that is pretty well my rig you have outlined in your sig. Hoowever i dont have quite so many hard drives, and i have the sound blaster live platinum
oh and no firewire
interesting, what are your exact specs?Quote:
Originally posted by Gandalf_Grey_
oh and no firewire
The Live! never had a Firewire port.
my exact specs are:
amd athalon @1.4ghz
256 megs of memory (with another 512 on the way whenever i get enough money)
40 gb 7200 rpm hd
16 x 42 toshiba dvd player
12 x 8 x 32 LG cd writer
56k modem :mad: (I want DSL)
SB Live! platinum sound card
nvidia geforce 2 32 meg graphics card
windows XP :D :D :D :D :D
A 3com 10/100 nic (its not installed yet just sitting on my shelf. I got it for free)
umm i guess thats pretty well it :)
not quite as many extras but oh well
I like my motherboard since it is very expandable (I can stick another 1.5 gb of memory in. I got space for a whole ****load of harddrives and can put a zip drive in and 2 more cd drives
ah, i thought your specs were like verbatim to mine :p lolQuote:
Originally posted by Gandalf_Grey_
my exact specs are:
amd athalon @1.4ghz
256 megs of memory (with another 512 on the way whenever i get enough money)
40 gb 7200 rpm hd
16 x 42 toshiba dvd player
12 x 8 x 32 LG cd writer
56k modem :mad: (I want DSL)
SB Live! platinum sound card
nvidia geforce 2 32 meg graphics card
windows XP :D :D :D :D :D
A 3com 10/100 nic (its not installed yet just sitting on my shelf. I got it for free)
umm i guess thats pretty well it :)
nice rig...don't bother with any more than 256, i didn't notice the difference when i took out a 256 stick.
well, close they actually were built within a few days of eachother :p
why do you have so many hard drives i only am useing about 7 gigs of space on mine but i store everything on cd's and cdrw. I have burned about 100 - 120 cds since i got my computer and i have 6 cdrw
so what now?
you can ask a mod to edit the original post and replace your sn with somethign else:)Quote:
Originally Posted by markman
Does Echelon really keep track all phone calls,emails,text messaging around the globe?
Yes. I mean no, no... NO!!