Dude, I sorta like fell on a bullet, and it like lodged itself into my gut?
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Dude, I sorta like fell on a bullet, and it like lodged itself into my gut?
Hey look a freezer-geezer!
Barney: Hi, I'm Barney, and I'm an alchoholic.
Triple A guy: Well, I feel for you pal, but this is triple a. You want double A.
Homer: My name is Homer, and I'd like to plan a trip to St. Louis.
Triple A guy: East St. Louis?
Homer: What other St. Louis is there?
On the Quicky-Mart Note:Quote:
Originally posted by crptcblade
Hey look a freezer-geezer!
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Apu: Thank you. If you live, come again.
Mr. Burns: I've got a monopoly going on. I own the water works, the electric company, and the hotel on Baltic Avenue!
Homer: Ovulate damn you, OVULATE!
Game: You are out of sperm...
Homer: Twenty dollars?! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain:Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!!
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain:Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Phone rings to Moe's bar
Bart: Hello?
Moe: Yes?
Bart: Is Mike Rotch there?
Moe: Hold on, I'll check.
Moe: Is there a Mike Rotch here? Has anybody seen Mike Rotch?
Background (bar) is filled with laughter
Moe: Why you...I'm gonna get you, you little...
Bart: Hahahaha!
:D:D:D
Marge: Would you like a tall frosty one homer?
Homer: (whimpering) Ohh....
Homer's stomach: Give in... Give in..
Homer's feet: These cotton-polyester blends are so comfortable!
Mmmm...erotic cakes...
Lenny : Homer, what's the matter?
Carl: Yeah, ain't ya never seen a naked chick ridin' a clam before?
Homer: I want everyone to know that Ned Flanders is my friend!!!
Lenny: What'd he say?
Carl: I dunno, somethin' about bein' gay.
Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip.
ralph: my knob taste funny
Computer: Press any key....
Homer: Where's the any-key?
Miss Hoover: Ralph are you eating paste again?
Ralph: Mmo Mfss Hoovrr
Bart: We have to go to that show.
Lisa: To get those tickets our parents would have to be part of Springfield's cultural elite.
Homer: Can you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush?
Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer. His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory.
Homer: Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.
Homer: (to Marge) I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line, i'm out of order? no you're out of order, the whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?? You cant handle the truth, cuz when you put your hand in a pile of goo, that was your best friends face, you'll know what to do. Forget it Marge, its Chinatown!
Homer: (picking up leaves in pain) Ohhh, my back! That chiropractor didn't do anything for my back, it still hurts.
Bart: Did you do those exercises he gave you?
Homer: (sarcastically) Yeah right! I did them while you were studying!
Carl: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Chief: Forget it, that house is 2 blocks away.
Carl: Looks like there's beer comin' out of the chimney.
Chief: I am proceeding on foot, call in at code 8
Carl: We need pretzels, repeat pretzels.
Religious rallying type person 1: Christian Conscious awareness.
Homer: (pointing) This Bart, is a Crazy man.
Religious rallying type person 2: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
Homer: (sarcastically) Sure that'll work..
Movementarian: A new and better life awaits you on our distant planet Blisstonia.
Homer: (nods) Hum, makes sense.
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Originally posted by f¡lburt1
Post all your favorite simpsons' quotes here!
Quote:
Let's say I committed this crime ... Even if I did do this, it would have been because I loved her very much, right?"
- O.J.Simpson
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Wiggum: What's that, statue? You want me to shoot everybody? (crowd gasps in horror) No, I'm just screwing with you. It's a miracle.
Ralph time!
I have a whole MP3 of just Ralph sayings.Quote:
My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owies.
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
What's a battle?
saxamaphone and purplemonkeydishwasher
or this one:
Skinner:Ralph i would like you to meet superin. chalmers.
Ralph: Hello supernintendo chalmers
:D
Ralph: This is band?
Ned: I think this is a good time to agree to disagree.
Seymour: I don't agree to that.
Edna: Neither do I.
Quote:
The
Scully: giving the lie detector test "You just answer truthfully. Do you understand?"
Homer: "Yes!" explosion
Leonard Nimoy: "The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by true, I mean false."
Ralph: Hello Cheater!
When Homer was at high school:
Some guy: Better hurry, time for English
Homer: Pfft! English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
SOME GUY?!?!?!? That guy was Barney! :mad::mad:Quote:
Originally posted by parks¡e
When Homer was at high school:
Some guy: Better hurry, time for English
Homer: Pfft! English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
:D
Barney : Fa la la la pa doo!
Ralph : Chocolate Mircoscopes?
Mr. Burns' Recording on Smithers' computer: Hello Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on!
Homer : I like watching the bald guy argue with the fat tub of lard.
Homer (to Marge's stomach) : I swear, the first thing you'll see when you come outta there, is a man with a good job.
Selma : Yeah...the doctor.
:D:D
Homer: And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.
Bart: I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 Racer.
Flanders: That can be arranged.
Bart: Nah, changed my mind.
Marge: Bart! Stop pestering Satan!
The entire "The Thompsons" scene.
:)
Homer: *singing to The Flintstone's theme* Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history! From just out of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree! Aah! *crash*
Number 1 : Remove the Stone of Shame!...Attach the Stone of Triumph!
Homer at the computer : - hmm..Press any key to start.... hmm.. Wheres the "Anykey"
:D :D A Classic!
Homer receives a note on his pager: What's a .... "eltdown"?!. huh
*throws pager in bin*