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Sorry, no Fish Today :(
How about some crabs then?:confused:
I blame the dolphins. The b*stards have eaten them all.
I am sooooooooooo dissappointed!!!!!!!! Friday is no day to be without fish!!!!!! I say we eat the dolphins!
Yeah, but we'll have to catch them with poles ( it says so on the tuna tins ). Or is that the tuna and we catch dolphons with nets ? No matter as long as we get 'em and teach them a lesson they'llnever forget.
Good morning, Mr. Mullet!
If the dolphins have any sense at all they should be attracted to your gorgeous mullet and we should have them caught in no time! I'll start preparing the tartar sauce!!
I thought that was the stuff you scraped off teeth? Or is *that* what the dentists do with it afterwards?!?!?! :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I'll start preparing the tartar sauce!!
and good afternoon ( UK time ) to you Katie. I was thinking before that this is the first time in yonks that I've been online at the same time as you.
The mullet is something that I am rightly proud of and ofcourse you've noticed it's other purpose - a fishing net. I grew it so that if I'm ever shipwrecked on a desert island I have a means of survival. Not many people notice that.
Whilst typing this reply parksie has rudely butted in and I'm sure it's a smutty comment about fish or mullets. Some people huh ?
I am currently writing a book entitled "Multiple Mullet Uses". If you care to contribute I will be sure to give you a mention in the forward.
Parksie........hehehe:rolleyes:
Here's one for you - it works well as a chasity device. Women run a mile when they see me walking down the street.
In that case it would double as an excercise plan....running a mile has to be good for the legs...the heart as well!!!
I like legs... ;)
It's good at Christmas, you can get away with saying "I'd like a nice piece of breast please" in front of your parents :D
New day, new fish?
If I were your parents, I would be absolutely mortified. Have you seen the size of chicken breasts??Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
It's good at Christmas, you can get away with saying "I'd like a nice piece of breast please" in front of your parents :D
Swordfish :cool:
When can we have Jellyfish?
Today's fish ?
Well there was this girl in my lecture there just a few minutes ago, and I swear she hasnt washed in weeks!
Did you ask her what she does for a crust ? :D
Well I was going to go have a chat, but I found that I just couldnt get inside that 7 foot olfactory proximity-shield she was emitting.
1 portion of swordfish bonker!
That was last Monday's fish :(
plenderj is Today's Fish :D
Meow :)Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
That was last Monday's fish :(
plenderj is Today's Fish :D
Well I think that I will have to say no... I have no interest in plenderj's portion! :eek: :eek:
Does he come with a nice dill sauce???Quote:
Originally posted by plenderj
Meow :)
Katie, you have successfully brought this down another notch with Double Entendres!! :eek:
Just doing my job!
Well thats ok then :p
Sorry just comes as raw jamie. No sauce, no clothes, no nothing.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Does he come with a nice dill sauce???
Yummy!:cool:
My girlfriend's exact sentiments last night ;)
:D
And now I'm afraid I must depart the forums and begin my journey home. For a long 30 minutes I will trek, by foot, over streets and footpaths, till at last I reach my humble abode.
And there, sustinance shalt be provided for, and I shalt rejoice for the food was good, and rest for the journey was long.
Then i'll shag my girlfriend silly and goto sleep.
Sounds like the perfect evening! Enjoy!!!!!!!!:)
Can't we make the platty in my tank fish of the day seen as she has just give birth :)
mmm mornin' people :D
morning
Cockatoo Apistogramma :cool:
Peekaboo Anagramma:cool:
hey bonker, you been sacked yet or whats the story ?
Vindaloo Analgassa??? :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Peekaboo Anagramma:cool:
morning people
Carp :cool:
Hope my carp thread served it's porpoise BG...
You really are an Italian cod fish, aren't you ?Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
... porpoise ...
I'm more of a Lumpfish IMHO....
the sister in law claims to be the salmon queen
Captian Hook is a codfish!........peter pan said so;)
My favourite goldfish is back :D:D
Thanks Wally, but I wasn't really fishing for a compliment! ;)
got you hooked there didn't I :p
there is always the baby that my pet fish has had
Plaice :cool:
Leave the poor 'toos out of it, they don't eat fish.Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Cockatoo Apistogramma :cool:
Not at all. I love halibut - with a little butter and seasoning.Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
:mad: Is there something wrong with my Fish selection?
Herring :cool:
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Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Halibut :cool:
FANNY BATTER
Boiled please.
Seabass :cool:
but only one flavour of oatmeal crisp? :(