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She took a fancy to me seeing me do my paper-round everyday after school...
:) accidentally ;)Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
I met my little friend because I accidentally walked into her :)
great approach - *thinks* cute girl - I'll just look engrossed with my VB Language Guide to impress her *crash* *stomp*:p
baaa *ahem* :D
I dont think siyan has been educated yet! ;):D
I thought she was a friends sister? Or are you turning into a little slut now ;)Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
I met my little friend because I accidentally walked into her :)
She is a friend's sister :)
And Kzin, yep, she's very cute (she's shy as well).
I actually met my wife on Granchester Meadow - but it's a long story ;)
http://www.evenwood.demon.co.uk/images/cam_slce.jpg
Other things that I'd found successful include
Whisking young ladies away from dull parties. In the most dramatic version of this my friend Tom and I were chatting to two pretty stunning girls at a student party at about 2.30am when suddenly Tom leaps up and tells us that he has just remembered that he is supposed to be skippering a yacht (or something ) in some event in Newport, Wales at 6am Suddenly found ourselves all huddled together under blankets in Tom's old open sportcar in the middle of the night heading to Wales. Staggered out at dawn we found ourselves given a huge fried breakfast and being put in charge of the race 'rescue boat' (with the sum total of my knowledge of marine rescues coming from having watched Blue Peter - the girls seemed to know less). It did entail getting soaked to the skin and staying up for about 36 hours but the summary was "very satisfactory"
Chatting to a girl who give a mindboggling talk at a Cambridge Explorer's society (I think she had done something like taking 26 borstal boys in an Army lorry across Bolivia to reform them - the pictures show them completely shocked and overawed by the whole thing with her Lara Croft style directing them all around) - quite without intending it I ended up dating her.
Leaving the lab door open when I was a post-doc
and having a big Cona of coffee brewing to offer anyone interesting who looked in (very successful - need a good location and lots of mad-scientist kit for this to really work I guess)
Oh the dirty thoughts :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
She is a friend's sister :)
And Kzin, yep, she's very cute (she's shy as well).
Down boy!Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
Oh the dirty thoughts :eek:
Has she got a name;)Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
She is a friend's sister :)
And Kzin, yep, she's very cute (she's shy as well).
Bob :p
Actually it's Alice :)
Alice? Who the ***** is Alice?
See up a few posts.
So my sig file is quite appropriate!:)Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Bob :p
Actually it's Alice :)
*All the young girls love Alice*
*Tender young Alice, they say*
*Come over and see me*
*Come over and please me*
*Alice it's my turn today!*
Didn't Christopher Robin go down with Alice to see the queen?
I don't think so why don't you Go Ask Alice when she's ten feet tall? I hear she was heavily into shrooms too:eek:
Kzin - yep :)He might've gone down on her, not sure :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Didn't Christopher Robin go down with Alice to see the queen?
Bless Christopher Robin's little galoshes. He would never do a wicked thing like like! Shame on you......Alice on the other hand hung out with hooka smokin' catepillars...hardly a model citizen!
Not sure how model a citizen this Al could be considering she likes a hooka-smoking programmer :eek:
Congratulations then Parksie.........just remember you're an adult in the eyes of the law.....Parksie Promoting Promiscuous Pre-Teen Preambulates to the Pokie with the Police!Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Not sure how model a citizen this Al could be considering she likes a hooka-smoking programmer :eek:
I'm keeping that well in mind, but we're not exactly at that stage ;) We're on the "damn it we never get to see each other :(" stage :)
My eighteen year old is traveling half way across the country to live with a seventeen year old whose father is a General in the United States Air Force and he doesn't seem to understand why this may be a problem. I'm glad you are keeping it in mind.
Hmmm...perhaps he never heard about the guy that got prosecuted for child porn because he had a picture of his 17-yr old girlfriend.
presumbly it was a nekkid picture...
still, that would have been okay here.
:( could this be because you are on chit-chat all the time?:pQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
I'm keeping that well in mind, but we're not exactly at that stage ;) We're on the "damn it we never get to see each other :(" stage :)
Nope, I'd go and see her if I could but she's a bit busy now cuz they're off on their hols soon.
Does the General know? :(Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
My eighteen year old is traveling half way across the country to live with a seventeen year old whose father is a General in the United States Air Force and he doesn't seem to understand why this may be a problem. I'm glad you are keeping it in mind.
:(Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Nope, I'd go and see her if I could but she's a bit busy now cuz they're off on their hols soon.
Want to give her a good squeeze before she leaves :)
Actually the only Air Force General I know is a really nice chap so your eighteen year old won't automatically be dragged home by MPs ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
My eighteen year old is traveling half way across the country to live with a seventeen year old whose father is a General in the United States Air Force and he doesn't seem to understand why this may be a problem. I'm glad you are keeping it in mind.
Anyway - 23:12pm here
:o so I'm off now
TTFN all
Ahhh . . . good luck . . . :) :) :) :)Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Want to give her a good squeeze before she leaves :)
Ok see ya!
Good night Kzin!
Yep...the General knows and he really likes Ian....it's just the idea of him and his young daughter that he's not too crazy about....me either....but there's no talking sense to either of them.
Well, at the moment I doubt either of them is interested in sense.
Well Katie, you're lucky he's into girls and not sheep, like some other Ian we all know :eek::rolleyes: :rolleyes:
So true!!!!!!!!!!! LOL....Dennis you're priceless!!!:)
He is! Isn't he wonderful, Katie? :)
Yep......he sure is! A kid extraordinaire par excellence!!!!!
:o
Of course you are too, Parksie...............I don't want you to think I'm playing favorites;)