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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when...

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him .....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem:

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by .....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's..."

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face.

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing...

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress...

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street.

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was....

Sorry for killing your rabbit Fox, but I decide we needed some blood and guts in the story:)

SD

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble!

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was....

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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas!

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas.......

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar :D...

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar :D. "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is.....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. Of course, Parksie chose....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

"That was an awfully big piano", remarked Parksie as the Tardis re-materialised aboard the Vogon ship. Doctor Who slipped out of the Tardis. For some unknown reason he had chosen to wear....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell:). As they entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing nothing but a replica of Tinkebell's wings attached to his...

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France...

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest .....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest popsicles he had ever seen! They were all sitting around slowing licking each drip as it slid down the side of the cone.

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest...flotation devices in the world strapped to their chests. He was downhearted until, incredibly, MLP walked in. Parksie made a beeline for her until he noticed the hulking form of John standing in the doorway. "Parksie, keep away unless you want a status of 'Small Member' for the rest of your life". Sadly, since this was entirely untrue, parksie resorted to.....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest popsicles he had ever seen! They were all sitting around slowing licking each drip as it slid down the side of the cone. Yip, it reminded Parksie of his cousin Susan who could allegedly suck start a Harley Davidson (or so it said on the toilet wall of his local). He felt an urge to....

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest popsicles he had ever seen! They were all sitting around slowing licking each drip as it slid down the side of the cone. Yip, it reminded Parksie of his cousin Susan who could allegedly suck start a Harley Davidson (or so it said on the toilet wall of his local). He felt an urge to call Susan and see if she had the number of the Harley dealer....he wanted to ride....he wanted to ride fast and he wanted to ride now!!!!!!

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest popsicles he had ever seen! They were all sitting around slowing licking each drip as it slid down the side of the cone. Yip, it reminded Parksie of his cousin Susan who could allegedly suck start a Harley Davidson (or so it said on the toilet wall of his local). He felt an urge to call Susan and see if she had the number of the Harley dealer....he wanted to ride....he wanted to ride fast and he wanted to ride now!!!!!! The Harley dealer was a handsome man called Bill 'Ball Buster Biggins" whom Parksie had fancied for a long time. Parksie always got a fast ride from Bill and his gang:)

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest popsicles he had ever seen! They were all sitting around slowing licking each drip as it slid down the side of the cone. Yip, it reminded Parksie of his cousin Susan who could allegedly suck start a Harley Davidson (or so it said on the toilet wall of his local). He felt an urge to call Susan and see if she had the number of the Harley dealer....he wanted to ride....he wanted to ride fast and he wanted to ride now!!!!!! The Harley dealer was a handsome man called Bill 'Ball Buster Biggins" whom Parksie had fancied for a long time. Parksie always got a fast ride from Bill and his gang because it was comprised entirely of Big Breasted Biker Babes clad entirely in tinsel....Ball buster Biggins never minded sharing his harem with Parksie ever since Parksie had saved him from....