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It is illegal to describe things to you until you're eighteen....at least in the state of California...you are still a minor....young girls your age are commonly referred to as jail bait by the perverted old men who don't have any better taste:rolleyes:
Looks like the facts of life decided not to visit California then :rolleyes:
It's pretty much illegal to do anything fun under the age of eighteen here......you can go to jail for doing anything fun with anyone under the age of eighteen too!:eek:
That sucks. 16 here :DQuote:
Life's not a *****. A ***** is easy. Life's a virgin :rolleyes:
Nope....that's illegal too:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
That sucks.
:mad:
You'll just have to be patient for 2 1/2 months.......no mad red faces allowed on a Friday!!!!!!!!!
Yep ;) Although I don't have to be patient over here :D:D:D
Well, if you can't be patient at least be careful!
Poor Parksie, still a minor... mind you I would probably get IDed if it wasn't for the beard and hairy chest... kind of gives my age away.
I guess noone remembers the name of the game then? :rolleyes:
The only thing it brings to mind is Tron...sorry Harry.
So you should be, this just isn't good enough! Now get down and give me thirty!
*Waits for the comments*
Believe me thirty is much more than you could handle!
Hmm, I smell a challenge, but it's kind of destined to lie unproven either way :rolleyes:
Anyway, if you look back at the instruction, that really depends on how you take it.
*waits*
30 what???
30 lashings with the tongue and mouth
30 push ups
30 years old, by that she means you can't handle her
30 seconds of unbridal sex
30 minutes of mad passinate sex
30 kicks in the nards
30 kisses on the (you know where)
30 DDD cups at your disposal
:D :D
Either way sounds fun :) Well, more fun than stabbing scissors into your crotch anyway :rolleyes:
*Hmmmm* I dunno, that's a tough one.......
Where did I put those scissors?
You left them in...that's why people have been looking at your nuts funny.
Ahh well of course I didn't notice because I always have a huge bulge in my trousers, and you know what people are like, they will stare :rolleyes: