Sorry that I stole your moment of glory Harry. But i was filled with murderous rage about a complete rewrite of history by Hollywood
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Sorry that I stole your moment of glory Harry. But i was filled with murderous rage about a complete rewrite of history by Hollywood
Basically....yep. It is pretty cool in that you get the feeling of being inside a submarine...they did that well but the story was crap.
Gee...it must be nice to be so perfect Chris.....if it pisses you off to the point of a murderous rage....don't watch them. They won't mind missing out on your ticket price I'm sure.Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Sorry that I stole your moment of glory Harry. But i was filled with murderous rage about a complete rewrite of history by Hollywood
The story was near-enough true, just the people it featured was historically incorrect (and now millions of kids world-wide have it all wrong - at least those whom didn't bother reading the tiny text at the end which effectively said it was actually the Royal Navy who stole the first enigma machine, and the us navy didn't steel one until 2 years before the war ended). But what you ganna do?
Now who is taking who wrongly. That is another quote from the Simpsons. And i didn't give them a penny. I saw it on DVD round a mate's gaff.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Gee...it must be nice to be so perfect Chris.....if it pisses you off to the point of a murderous rage....don't watch them. They won't mind missing out on your ticket price I'm sure.
Hollywood is allowed to completely rewrite history.
Leave the Americans alone, the poor mites.
If they don't convince themselves they discovered;
Tanks
The bouncing bomb
Toupee's
The pen
Oxygen
Britain
Then they'd just implode.
When they start talking about how everything's 'bigger and better in the States', just smile and nod knowingly, making soothing noises. They'll go off, bomb Libya and be happy again...
If kids US or English are getting there history off of watching movies that's half the problem right there!
Pax, truce, *smooch* Chris.........please!
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Originally posted by Arbiter
Hollywood is allowed to completely rewrite history.
Leave the Americans alone, the poor mites.
If they don't convince themselves they discovered;
Tanks
The bouncing bomb
Toupee's
The pen
Oxygen
Britain
Then they'd just implode.
When they start talking about how everything's 'bigger and better in the States', just smile and nod knowingly, making soothing noises. They'll go off, bomb Libya and be happy again...
Now THAT was funny! Sarcasm without the nasty edge........take note....this is how it's done!!!!!!!!
I'm not trying to be funny outright, i was making a point, but trying to lighten it a little with :cool: quotes. I shant bother in future :(Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Now THAT was funny! Sarcasm without the nasty edge........take note....this is how it's done!!!!!!!!
Yep.........you'd be a nutcase all right!
OH REAL FUNNY, my post got replaced :mad: (murderous rage)
I think this is John's revenge for clogging up his server :p
Chris,
I think you should avoid Germany - there's still a lot of post-war political ballet going on, even now.
Why not invade Kamchatka instead?
I wonder if that is the sequel to Nightmare on VB World Street..."John's Revenge"
Never heard of it, but i'm sure they've done something wrong.Quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
Why not invade Kamchatka instead?
Well that's their problem for not being able to take a joke :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
I think you should avoid Germany - there's still a lot of post-war political ballet going on, even now.
True.
As an aside, one of the funniest things I saw was Fawlty Towers when the German couple were having an argument with Basil (him trying to do his best not to mention the war) and he came out with the immortal line.
"No, you started it - you invaded Poland!"
Laugh? I nearly bought my own beer!
That was truly a great moment in television :)
Classic comedy...I love that episode :)
Chrisjk!
You so need to chill a bit!
If anything i was giving your cricket team crap mate!
And then victorians...
It was a joke a bit of humour to get your back up!
Worked suprisingly well on you though!
I love your brits patriotism its astounding!
Just to answer your question: do we have an sas?
Of course and there the best in the world!(humour)
From
The 5 year old making a dick outta himself!!
Wow, you're such a complete ******!
Hey, it's only a bit of joke humour to get your back up. Chill.
Well Beacon, maybe the first time it is marginally amusing, but to keep dissing us isn't very funny. If i continuously ripped the piss out of oz, you'd soon get annoyed. I'm the first to admit that this place stinks sometimes, but it does some things well.
Yep, the cricket team are a bunch of pre-schoolers. You got me, they are ****. But the rugby team kicked you and south africa's arses not that long ago, and our footy team is romping. We are crap at pleanty of stuff, and i'm sure you are as well.
I might also add that it is quite difficult to tell what people mean when they write. You can't see their facial expression.
Now repeat after me..."the SAS are the best" ;)
******?? Where?? Who?? Stay away!!Quote:
Originally posted by HarryW
Wow, you're such a complete ******!
I love the aussies, they gave us Neighbours!!!! Actually, maybe that isn't such a good thingAin't that the truth...Quote:
I might also add that it is quite difficult to tell what people mean when they write. You can't see their facial expression
Good point chrisjk! I'll shut up now!
Yeah we do crap soap operas. THIS is a warning to everyone in Pommie Land....DON'T WATCH NEIGHBOURS....it just encourages them to make more episodes.Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
I wonder if that is the sequel to Nightmare on VB World Street..."John's Revenge"
And.................yeah we are total rubbish at Soccer, though that didn't stop us from beating the Scots...hehehehehehehehehehehehe
Hmmm.....grudging admittance that your Union team is pretty good:rolleyes:
Ah..............back in the days when chrisjk wasn't into the swing of things;) Now he's almost a good bloke.............for a pom that is:rolleyes:
Good one Jethro!!:)
I was looking for this thread!
Sure got up the poms in this one!:D
Harry: **** You!:p :p ;) ;) :)
I thought it was only Raab that dug up threads from back in the stone age :p
And who hasn't beaten the Scots at football?Quote:
And.................yeah we are total rubbish at Soccer, though that didn't stop us from beating the Scots...hehehehehehehehehehehehe
Next, you'll be claiming with pride, that you beat the Welsh! ;)
Every time I see you Aussie ladies on this site, you're Pom bashing. It's funny how you all change when you eventually get over here. Almost, like, educated...Quote:
Originally posted by Beacon
Good one Jethro!!:)
I was looking for this thread!
Sure got up the poms in this one!:D
Harry: **** You!:p :p ;) ;) :)
Almost
:p
Awwwwwww shuddup gaffer!
No i'm not just most/some of the time!
Simonm you read the entire thread???
This is probably one of my first posts i ever made in chit chat!
No doubt i learnt from the experience!
I was young and inexperienced ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Jethro
Ah..............back in the days when chrisjk wasn't into the swing of things;) Now he's almost a good bloke.............for a pom that is:rolleyes:
You have way too much time on your hands man!
Yeap have to say it "You'r now a good bloke".Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
I was young and inexperienced ;)
You have way too much time on your hands man!
Simon
No comment on the Welsh, they can be deadly with a leek:eek: