The administraters may not be happy about this:
You momma's so fat she looks like a whale when swimming, just take a look:
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The administraters may not be happy about this:
You momma's so fat she looks like a whale when swimming, just take a look:
Yo mamma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
I love the whale joke!
just moving:D
I got some I think:
Yo momma's so fat when she puts on a yeallow coat she bumps into things.
Yo momma's so dumb when she goes to the swimming pool she drives there.
I dunno how these work, someone tell me if I am on the right track (honestly I don't get yo momma jokes).
Yo mamma's so fat that when she dresses in yellow people confuse
her with a bus.
Yo mamma's so stupid that when I said it was chilly outside,
she ran out with a spoon.
Yo mamma's so fat that when God said "Let there be light.", he
asked her to move her fat butt out of the way.
Yo mamma's so fat that her clothes come in 3 sizes:
Jumbo, circus tent, and oh my god it's coming towards us!
Yo mamma's so stupid that she died before the police got to her
because she couldn't find the 11 on the phone.
Yo mamma's so fat that King Kong is afraid of her.
Yo mamma's so fat that she bit a few gigabytes of my Apple.
strange. I don't get yours either dreamlax.
your momma's so fat, she's everyone's momma...
I've got one now:
Yo momma's so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving".
I heard this from some guy while I was asking him about yo momma jokes.
Yo mamma's so old and black that she could be destiny's grandma!
Yo mamma's so black and fat the when she went to the beach, they thought she was an oil spill.
ur momma so fat she sat on a rainbow,
and skittles popped out.
That wouldn't be racist would it?:mad::mad:Quote:
Originally posted by KamiKazeKiwi3
Yo mamma's so old and black that she could be destiny's grandma!
Yo mamma's so black and fat the when she went to the beach, they thought she was an oil spill.
No. How would it be?Quote:
Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
That wouldn't be racist would it?:mad::mad:
SD
- Yo momma so ugly, she looks out the window and gets arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly, your dad's breath smells of sh*t 'cos he'd rather kiss her ass.
Yo momma so ugly, people go as her for halloween.
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, she had tinted windows on the incubator.
Yo momma so ugly, shes covered in little round marks, from people touching her with ten-foot barge poles.
More later, when I think of them.
Good grief, give me a break. Just because race is mentioned doesn't make something racist.Quote:
Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
That wouldn't be racist would it?:mad::mad:
Hahahahahaha, Good one.Quote:
Originally Quoted by Behemoth
That wouldn't be camp would it?
No, it's 'good grief' as in the way Charlie Brown says it, and we all know what a randy bastard he is. Right?
And Jamagei, shut it you.
Quote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
No. How would it be?
Maybe I over-reacted a bit, butQuote:
Originally posted by HarryW
Good grief, give me a break. Just because race is mentioned doesn't make something racist.
what's being black got to do with anything?Quote:
Originally posted by KamiKazeKiwi3
Yo mamma's so old and black that she could be destiny's grandma!
Yo mamma's so black and fat the when she went to the beach, they thought she was an oil spill.
This post may cause offence. I don't know. But... you can't sue me now, cos I warned you. Ha.:rolleyes:
(If anyone has any serious problems with this post, I will delete it.)
I have nothing against black people, or anyone for that matter. (well except for mean and cruel people)
I apologize to anyone who was or is offended by my joke.
:)
I started this thread purely to be childish, amusing and mildly offensive. Please lets drop the supposed 'racist' angle, regardless of intent.
Are we all sitting comfortably?
:rolleyes:
PS. No offence intended, Harry ;)
Moi? :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by HarryW
No, it's 'good grief' as in the way Charlie Brown says it, and we all know what a randy bastard he is. Right?
And Jamagei, shut it you.
Right you lot, let it go...now!
If we don't bring this conversation round to some nice, mature mother-slagging, I'm closing the thread...!
Behemoth has spoken...!
Jamagei - Your mothers so fat, I'm 4 inches taller this morning...and 6 inches flatter...
your mother is so loose when i kicked her in her crotch i lost a boot.
Your mother is of infinite density...:confused:
yo momma's so easy her feet send postcards to each other.
Your mother is like 'Doom' - She's been on more Hard Disks than a dyslexic prositute.
Yo mommas so stinky, they've thrown her back 16 times already (and she keeps getting caught)
yo mamma's so fat that when she wore a g-string bikini and lay on her front, people on the beach thought that had gone to the grand canyon.
Oh, and this IS yo mamma
Aw sick! I'm gonna lose my lunch! LOL
Yo mamma's so fat, we threw her to space and she ate the moon.
This is stolen from rsitogp's About section on his ICQ User Details. So any credit goes to him.
Code:Me And Yo Mamma Doing it Live!:
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Yuk.:pQuote:
Originally posted by Jamegi
Oh, and this IS yo mamma
Your momma stinks so bad that the last time she went swimming in a lake,everyone said "oh no, now the fish will smell like it"
And lets not get offended anyone ok?
They are just jokes. I'm not offended, and my momma IS fat :) She weighs nearly 400 lbs. (65 kilos? a guess) And since i'm not shallow, my girlfriend is fat too(270 lbs but lost 20 lbs in the last month and still going :D) and my grandmother (180 lbs but only 4'6")
And i could go on...
Yet oddly enough, i'm not offended.
:rolleyes:
Tiny granny!
Yes she is, especially considering i am 6'2.
She comes up to my nipples (barely)
Yo momma is so ugly her mom had to tie a piece of meat round her neck to get the dogs to play with her.