Originally Posted by wossname
Gates' Paradox (aka the MS software release policy):
In a sealed room, place a man (or preferably a Mactard if there is one left in the dungeon) in the room with a Vista PC. Also place in the room a copy of the software that is undergoing final tests.
Before locking the man in the room, give him a loaded revolver and instructions to install and use the software.
Upon the PC detecting that the software has been installed and is running correctly, the PC will self-destruct, releasing toxic gas into the room.
Then go to lunch.
When you return open the door (while wearing breathing aparatus, of course). At this point you will know if the software is ready for shipping because of the gas present in the room. If however you find nothing but a suicide then we have still increased our share of the computer market. Hurrah, ship it.