Awesome joke.

Well its like this...

An extractor fan is a fan, that extracts.

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http://www.hanselman.com/blog/conten...weed_small.jpg

kregg, that picture is very succinct. I don't know that you needed to reply to all the other threads as well. :D

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Originally Posted by penagate

kregg, that picture is very succinct. I don't know that you needed to reply to all the other threads as well. :D

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High praise indeed from another photographer that can't hold the camera straight. :D

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Originally Posted by penagate

kregg, that picture is very succinct. I don't know that you needed to reply to all the other threads as well. :D

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It's not so much of a need, it's more of a wanting-to-fulfil-boredom thing.

if there was just some way to include the sound of chirping crickets...

extractor -- something that extracts (ex. Winzip)
fan -- an advocate of

yeah i know all that. Got a 780 on the verbal SAT. What i am not familiar with is an extractor fan, which woss said is a fan that extracts. What kind of equipment is it used with? If i knew the context then it would probably make sense?

Exhaust

ah so it is an exaust fan. NOW it makes sense.

:D Boss : am giving u a job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it ok?
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is OK.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?

:D Sardar's theory : Moon is more valuable than the Sun, Because it gives light at night when light is really needed & The Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

:D Sardar is looking at an Egyptian mummy.
Look so many bandages, May be a lorry accident case.

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:D Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order of A,B,C..., so I made it alright.

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Heck, that's not a joke, I did that to two different people. I even posted a picture of the keyboard about a year back.

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

Heck, that's not a joke, I did that to two different people. I even posted a picture of the keyboard about a year back.

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You mean a jok have bee Hacked :rolleyes: :D

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Originally Posted by wossy

Well its like this...

An extractor fan is a fan, that extracts.

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ROFL!!!! :lol:

Dude... no.

please stop. This thread was long gone.

we need a moderator to close it

There was once a Thai that was rude.
Who went to work in the nude.
She encountered a cop.
In an underwear shop.
Who was in far from the best of moods.

Why haven't I killed myself already??

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Originally Posted by wossname

Well its like this...

An extractor fan is a fan, that extracts.

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Oh - wait - I just thought of something. If you paused at just the right moment for effect.

Ex-Tractor Fan!!!


ROFL!!!

:thumb:

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Originally Posted by MartinLiss

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

• You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
• There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper
  ascends the flights.
• The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
  go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

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So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

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Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward.

- -

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

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Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

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Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
reads:

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Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

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PLEASE NOTE: **To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.**


The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

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Now this is AWESOME! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Foxer

Oh - wait - I just thought of something. If you paused at just the right moment for effect.

Ex-Tractor Fan!!!


ROFL!!!

:thumb:

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http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...36_suicide.jpg

Kregg, stop being so melodramatic already! :rolleyes: We all know you love the jokes just as much! :)

*nonplussed*

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Originally Posted by BillGeek

Kregg, stop being so melodramatic already! :rolleyes: We all know you love the jokes just as much! :)

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Speak for yourself...


...Actually, don't! Ah crap!

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Originally Posted by wossname

I used to like agricultural machinery a few years ago. I guess you could say I'm an ex-tractor fan!

:roflmagnesium:

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/facepalm