All women are eeeeeeevil

Ah most true! The evidence is clear to see all around us!

The truth is out there, just not in the same place, or in some people I know, not even on the same planet

Phew! That's a bit profound! :sick:

And have you ever noticed how the name of the "supposed" first woman is so close to the word evil
EVE/EVIL
Hmmmmmm, coincidence? I think not!

I hadn't noticed that but now I can breathe a sigh of relief that this particular parallel has finally been pointed out.

off-topic but relevant:
S A N T A
S A T A N
they both wear red and black
YOU NEVER SEE THEM TOGETHER

Just remember that reality is an illusion created by the lack of alcohol.

Orson Welles? :ehh:

Norman Frederick Simpson

Who? :ehh:

Norman Frederick Simpson

Wikipedia "norman Frederick Simpson"
'nuff said.

Who? :ehh:

Norman Frederick Simpson

ooooooookay.
I think this thread has been officially hijacked! :D

by Norman Frederick Simpson



(The original premise was 100% accurate though:thumb: )

You can WIKI him, but basically, he was an alcoholic author.

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Originally Posted by compWizard2K7

"Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"

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Oh, sure. Give me the one with all the monsters...

How many guys here feel they could relate better to a Martian than a woman?

:wave:

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Originally Posted by Gary Campbell

How many guys here feel they could relate better to a Martian than a woman?

:wave:

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can't I join in?

Next time i relate to a woman, you are quite welcome to join in.:thumb:

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

can't I join in?

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Your noble attempts to relate to men by not relating to your kindred womenfolk is being treated with suspicion and distrust.

So - no - you'd have to claim that Venutians make more sense than men.

You can just cut and paste that bit - it's copyright free.

oceane: No :D
Gary: Most definitely

i believe women is scary rather than evil...

Oh so now I am scary!!! :mad:

sry...i change my mind ...women is both scary as well as evil...Haiz...witness the evil of women just now... T_T

You can't really blaim women for what they are... You see the correct biblical story goes: "And God said to Adam: I will create a woman for you. -W*F is that and how much will it cost me, Adam asked. -A woman will cook for you. She will give you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams and she will obey your every command. -I see, Adam replied, but what will it cost me? -Your left arm and your right leg. -Ah, and what can I get for one of my ribs?"

So you see, women are what they are because Adam was stingy.

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Originally Posted by Joacim Andersson

You can't really blaim women for what they are... You see the correct biblical story goes: "And God said to Adam: I will create a woman for you. -W*F is that and how much will it cost me, Adam asked. -A woman will cook for you. She will give you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams and she will obey your every command. -I see, Adam replied, but what will it cost me? -Your left arm and your right leg. -Ah, and what can I get for one of my ribs?"

So you see, women are what they are because Adam was stingy.

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http://www.vbforums.com/

Well how about if we can get a refund? Or better yet, a free upgrade to the delux models :D

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Originally Posted by Joacim Andersson

You can't really blaim women for what they are... You see the correct biblical story goes: "And God said to Adam: I will create a woman for you. -W*F is that and how much will it cost me, Adam asked. -A woman will cook for you. She will give you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams and she will obey your every command. -I see, Adam replied, but what will it cost me? -Your left arm and your right leg. -Ah, and what can I get for one of my ribs?"

So you see, women are what they are because Adam was stingy.

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Awesome! :thumb:

You can upgrade Girlfriend to Wife but it tends to lead to a reduction in performance

No, usually upgrades send you into a repeat of buyers remorse.

I still maintain that there are defective products and that there are those products that aced the QA Testing following Rigid QC standards.

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Originally Posted by JA

You can't really blaim women for what they are... You see the correct biblical story goes: "And God said to Adam: I will create a woman for you. -W*F is that and how much will it cost me, Adam asked. -A woman will cook for you. She will give you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams and she will obey your every command. -I see, Adam replied, but what will it cost me? -Your left arm and your right leg. -Ah, and what can I get for one of my ribs?"

So you see, women are what they are because Adam was stingy.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Birthday Boy rocking!!

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Originally Posted by RobDog888

http://www.vbforums.com/

Well how about if we can get a refund?

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Sorry no... You should have read the license agreement.

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Originally Posted by God

EVE License Agreement

EVE END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT AGREEMENT VERSION 1.0

IMPORTANT-READ CAREFULLY: This End-User License Agreement ("EULA") is a
legal agreement between you (either an individual or a single entity, below called Man) and The Almighty Creator Ltd. (below called GOD) for the WOMAN identified above.
By looking at, copulating, or otherwise using the WOMAN, you agree to be bound by the terms of this EULA. If you do not agree to the terms of this EULA, do not give up your rib.
If the WOMAN was created for you, return the WOMAN along with the rest of the package (fig leaf) to the location where you obtained it within 30 milliseconds from purchase.

NO WARRANTIES. The Almighty Creator Ltd. expressly disclaims any warranty for the WOMAN.
THE WOMAN AND ANY RELATED BEHAVIOUR IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT
WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION,
THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR
NON INFRINGEMENT. THE ENTIRE RISK ARISING OUT OF USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THE WOMAN REMAINS WITH YOU.

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When it comes to a woman, you marry a compact, and end up with a deluxe in about 2 or 3 years.

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Originally Posted by Lord Orwell

When it comes to a woman, you marry a compact, and end up with a deluxe in about 2 or 3 years.

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Said the man who forced his fat bride to lose some weight....

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

I still maintain that there are defective products and that there are those products that aced the QA Testing following Rigid QC standards.

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I'm a believer.

I haven't seen it - but I'm a believer!

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Originally Posted by Joacim Andersson

You can't really blaim women for what they are... You see the correct biblical story goes: "And God said to Adam: I will create a woman for you. -W*F is that and how much will it cost me, Adam asked. -A woman will cook for you. She will give you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams and she will obey your every command. -I see, Adam replied, but what will it cost me? -Your left arm and your right leg. -Ah, and what can I get for one of my ribs?"

So you see, women are what they are because Adam was stingy.

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:lol:

Oh GREAT TEACHER. Tell me why Adam ate the fruit instead of EVE.

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Originally Posted by Joacim Andersson

Said the man who forced his fat bride to lose some weight....

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don't know where you get your information, but my wife weighs more now than she ever has.

I just managed to slip into my younger sister's jeans! she was shocked. w00t.
And i didn't even put effort into losing weight :O.

(I guess that's the advantage of loving bland foods)