You'd know ;)
Sorry...just HAD to say it :(
Obviously I need a lesson in resisting temptation.
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You'd know ;)
Sorry...just HAD to say it :(
Obviously I need a lesson in resisting temptation.
Hmm - this was meant to be a forum for Katie to leave posts in that we could reply to in a measured way given the time differences. It seems to have descended into abuse and smut...
...great:)
Cheers,
P.
I echo that sentiment!
But I thought Katie liked abuse and smut?
Why else would she be the moderator of the "Dirty Jokes Forum" at forums.phpsquare.com?
:D:D:D:D:D
I seem to remember being railroaded into it by someone named parksie....
Like your new sig...
...but you've obviously never flown a pineapple:DQuote:
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
P.
Good morning Paul! Nope, never flown a pineapple...don't get it...must be my sad American humor!
it's like flying a banana, but it's a bit painfult to sit on
Bananas are FUN to fly! Quite exciting actually....
sorry to be ignorant katie, but does flying banana's have an altenative meaning that I should know about or not know about as the case may be
There are lots of fun things to do with bananas....you figure it out.
eat them ?
That's definitely one of them....
hold up banks with one under your coat, thus making it look like a gun ?
That could be fun too!!!!
Putting a lead on one, calling if wuffy and putting it in a kennel and .... only kidding, I think i'll stop now
paul. I forgot to say, i'm back in london on monday starting my new contract. So I will be able to put a few faces to names after all. lucky you that you get to meet me ;)
Bananas are much more humble than men too....
true, you never hear a banana complaining, do you ?
Never...but then again I've never heard a man complain about being eaten either....oops...did I really type that?
[Edited by barrk on 01-09-2001 at 11:49 AM]
now now katie, this is a family show, although i'm trying not pee myself with laughter at the moment
sorry....don't know what's gotten into me lately. I'll try to be a little more genteel...no promises though.
I could say something .... But I won't :D
And there are definitely some things you can do with bananas that would be positively dangerous with pineapples.
Cheers,
P.
not to mention truely painful!
I wouldn't know...
Until tomorrow.
P.
de ja vu!
Stop that, stop that, it's silly and absurd. and now time for something completly different. Do you know what the wing velocity of an unlaiden sparrow is.
Depends on the altitude and mach....everyone knows that!
also depends whether it's an african or european sparrow
Very true!
Somebody had a monty python night, last night
King Arthur: We have ridden the last month in search of knights to join us
Knight: Ridden?
King Arthur: yes for the last month
Knight: you haven't ridden, you've got two halves of a coccanut and banging them together
King Arthur: may we speak to you master?
Knight: Where did you get them ?
King Arthur: we found them
Knight: youre telling me that they were lying on the ground, a coccanut's tropical?
King Arthur: Does not the sparrow fly south for the the winter
Knight: it not a question of that. youre telling me a 4oz bird can carry a 4lb coccanut
...
absolutley classic film
Holy Grail?
That'll be the one, the scene does continue, but I couldn't be arsed to write it all
Monty Python movies are a scream.
If even our friends in America can get it...they must be funny ;)
Ooh....that was mean!
Thankyou :)
I'm in a bit of a hyperactive mood at the moment...I have exams coming up (*cries*).
But...on the up side - since I have one tomorrow afternoon, I get a lie-in tomorrow morning (you get the half-day before your exam off :))
Everyone - Easy on the banana jokes...and don't get me started on Bananaman ;)
Lucky you.....do well on the exam. Don't blame me for the banana jokes...Paul started it!
No I didn't - it was your sig. You were just asking for trouble...
P.
How's our affair going?...