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Why should they go to waste? Don't you have a dog?Quote:
Originally posted by smh
You might waste a lot of Cheerios the other way.
Little Johnny's just tall enough now to pee into the bowl without standing on a telephone book. So he's standing there, seat and lid up, showing off to himself having a pee 'hands-free'. Of course the lid comes slamming down and flattens his John Thomas against the rim of the bowl.
He screams in agony and his Mum comes running in to see what happened. He explains. She says "Don't worry love of my life, I'll just get a sticky plaster for you and you'll be fine."
"No!" he says, "you must kiss it better Mum!"
"Listen you little bugger!" she replys, "Don't start your father's cr@p with me!"