[Serious] Terrorists

Actually, I wouldn't call that very optimistic. I think what will happen is that we will look back from fifty years away and realize that nobody has outright won a large war since WWII. You really need big standing armies to be able to define victory well. We beat the Iraq army easily, and can't beat the non-army, or even define who we are fighting. Maybe it's Iran, but maybe it's some guy names Al, or maybe just a few different local factions. We won't win simply because we can't find anybody to beat.

There was that old protest question from the 60's: "What would happen if they held a war and nobody showed up?" Now we seem to have the new question: "What would happen if we held a war, and nobody could figure out a purpose?"

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed admits to plot to cancel Laverne and Shirley.
He regrets being in custody as his Stargate plot has come to fruition.
He is amazed about how no one has caught onto his plot to commit global waming...
He admits to putting the peter in peterpan...
Ohh, and Paula... That was him!!! :bigyello:

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Originally Posted by NotLKH

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed admits to plot to cancel Laverne and Shirley.
He regrets being in custody as his Stargate plot has come to fruition.
He is amazed about how no one has caught onto his plot to commit global waming...
He admits to putting the peter in peterpan...
Ohh, and Paula... That was him!!! :bigyello:

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Do you talk like this in real life too?

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Originally Posted by capsulecorpjx

I don't get it. Are Muslim Terrorists insane? What do they think they will accomplish by killing civilians? Do they actually believe the non-islamic, or securlar-islamic countries will suddenly surrender and come over to their side?

Do they not realize that killing civilians will just piss off people more? And cause more retaliation?

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They absolutly realize that and that is why they are doing this. Non-Islamic and securlar-islamic countries will suddenly surrender. Surrender is probably a bad description, more like "get tired of chasing the little basterds and give up" People, especially europeans and americans don't have the cojones to do what it takes to wipe islamic fundamentalists off of the face of the planet and will eventually stop trying (surrender). That is what they consider a victory.

If people in the west were really piessed They'd drop a bunkerbuster on every oil well in the mideast and cut off their funding. Guess what? It'll never happen We love our money more than we love a bunch of so called "ragheads" living in "mudhuts" getting killed by nutcases wearing exploding underwear.

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You know, I don't think the terrorist motivation is geo-political anymore. Maybe these lunatics actually believe the 72 virgins in heaven for martyrdom, and they're doing these things just for that.

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Yeah, and my dog thinks it is going to get a piece of fresh poterhouse steak every time I tell it to sit too. Of course, He doesn't. That stopped after I contitioned his body to physically react to my commands under any circumstance with the promise of a physical reward. Pavlov?

The guys blowing themselvs up are contitioned using the exact same teqniques that I used to train my dog. It is the mullahs doing the training that have the geo-political agenda. These suicide bombers are nothing more than dogs to them.

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Originally Posted by NotLKH

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed admits admits to putting the peter in peterpan...

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I assume you meant that to be just as crude as it reads.

Oh, not really,
Since people were getting sick from botulism in the peanut butter, including peterpan, I was obliquely reffering to that he was admitting to the plot of putting botulism in peanut butter.

He had been going on a bit about being the mastermind of just about every single terrorist plot/activity since the '90's, I was pointing out others he might as well admit to.


I guess the rat poison in pet food will be his last successful plot for a few weeks anyways.

Unless he admits it was he, and not the Army Engineers, who was fully responsable for the plot to build the substandard New Orlean Levies.