Please give ILMV lots of sappty slappty slappty slaps!!!!

PHP Code:

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while ($ass=="ILMV") {
     slap_ass_hard($ass);
} 


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VB Code:

While ILMV.Ass.BackColor <> VBRed
   Slap("ILMV", "Ass")
Wend
 
Public Function Slap (Someone As ForumMember, Location As String, Optional Object As String = "Hand")
 
    Dim x As Long, Dim y As Long
    
    Select Case Object
        Case "Hand"
            Dim obj As New Body.Parts.Hand
        Case "Baseball Bat"
            Dim obj As New Shed.Objects.BaseballBat
    End Select
 
    Select Case Location
        Case "Ass"
            y = Someone.Height / 2 - 200
            x = Someone.Width / 2
        'Note: Needs additional body parts; coming soon...
    End Select
 
    obj.Move (x, y)
    obj.SetFocus
 
End Function

I'm not going to bother, since I know I'll be slapped back.

SLAP THAT ALL ON THE FLoOR!

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Originally Posted by dclamp

SLAP THAT ALL ON THE FLoOR!

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oh Mother of Jesus ban this fool!

How dare you bring up such crap lyrics! And without wossname!

:slap:

:reslap:

:rereslap:

why every one is slapping ILMV? he just loves vans, and his own vans, whats wrong about it?

Because we can. And thanks for reminding everyone.

Slap! Slap! Slapitty! Slap!

Slap, oh poo :(

:deslap:

what the heck was that good for?

EDIT (almost forgot):
:slap:

I tried slapping, but Windows reformatted itself. And then it slapped you with a fresh hand it obtained from installation.

Ouch...

It didn't really hurt. I had to install Service Pack 2 before the slap function worked properly.

You probably don't have those problems in Linux, now do you?

Slap++;

pals > slap

No. You don't code. Stop trying.

thats not code you n00b. that is saying pals turns into slap

haha, how cute, ts is trying to find ways for me to look bad ;)

trying? I don't have to try. You do that well enough on your own. :afrog:

I ought to give all three of you slaps!

*slaps* x9

http://www.vitusproductions.com/fami...is%20spank.gif

That picture itself should award you a million slaps.

It was either that, or a post removal.

Well, it's lasted more than seven hours so I'm guessing none of the mods arbitrarily decided to be offended by it. :p

Unlike some of my other posts that get removed almost immediately...

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4...figure4wg2.gif

If only there was a way to slap ILMV while he was on fire...

http://www.vbforums.com/images/ieimages/2006/03/1.gif

Quote:

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Originally Posted by TheBigB

VB Code:

While ILMV.Ass.BackColor <> VBRed
   Slap("ILMV", "Ass")
Wend
 
Public Function Slap (Someone As ForumMember, Location As String, Optional Object As String = "Hand")
 
    Dim x As Long, Dim y As Long
    
    Select Case Object
        Case "Hand"
            Dim obj As New Body.Parts.Hand
        Case "Baseball Bat"
            Dim obj As New Shed.Objects.BaseballBat
    End Select
 
    Select Case Location
        Case "Ass"
            y = Someone.Height / 2 - 200
            x = Someone.Width / 2
        'Note: Needs additional body parts; coming soon...
    End Select
 
    obj.Move (x, y)
    obj.SetFocus
 
End Function

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Move and SetFocus :lol:

I think that was actually the most productive code I ever wrote :afrog:

I have never wrote productive code. It's always been spaghetti code stolen from visualAd.

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Code:

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do {
ILMV.Slap(); }

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slap

Code:

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my %fav_vbf_member = ("visualAd", "pat", "ILMV", "slap", "mendhak", "skewer");
#Add more members to the hash when appropriate

foreach my $member (keys %fav_vbf_member) {
        print "I will $fav_vbf_member{$member} $member.\n";
}

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I do not approve of this.

Disapproving wossname...






































disapproves.

*slap* oh damn thats me :(

*slap slap* :mad:

http://www.liberalstreetfighter.com/.../CatBoxing.jpg

Prepare to be slapped.