[Serious]I'm resigning from work

I resigned last year, bosses were against it and so I gave an extension. :sigh:

Did you at least try strapping them to a chair and spoon-feeding them spam??

Who says I'm going to sharpen it?

@zaza: ohh. right :rolleyes:

I assumed you were going to sharpen such a great tool in order to prevent you looking like a tool.

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Originally Posted by kregg

I assumed you were going to sharpen such a great tool in order to prevent you looking like a tool.

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:lol: This is probably one of the funniest statements I've seen on the forums yet!

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Originally Posted by gavio

Did you do it already? :lol:

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Yup, do you have a job for me? :afrog:

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Originally Posted by dee-u

Yup, do you have a job for me? :afrog:

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Does drinking coke seem like enjoyable job experience?

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Originally Posted by BillGeek

:lol: This is probably one of the funniest statements I've seen on the forums yet!

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I say this is some type of incomprehensible bias here.

Not bias, just true. It ranks up there with Mendhak's turkey chesthairs... :afrog:

I actually hate my current work, they want me to take my work at home and it really sucks...

It really sucks to be an embalmer... :D

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

I say this is some type of incomprehensible bias here.

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E-Bias=Exponent.

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Originally Posted by kregg

I assumed you were going to sharpen such a great tool in order to prevent you looking like a tool.

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S.tuff P.osing A.s M.eat

The full stops weren't neccessary. :mad:

:lol: http://www.artfagcity.com/wordpress_...07/08/rofl.jpg

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Originally Posted by BillGeek

http://www.vbforums.com/

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http://www.esreality.com/files/place...173-lolwut.jpg

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Originally Posted by kregg

I assumed you were going to sharpen such a great tool in order to prevent you looking like a tool.

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Have you got any of that razor wit for my wrists?

Why does this thread keep coming up?

It's like a bad penny; the last guy to spend it didn't wash his hands.

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Originally Posted by zaza

Have you got any of that razor wit for my wrists?

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Cut it out zaza. That's gross.

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Originally Posted by Arrow_Raider

Why does this thread keep coming up?

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It's because people like you keep posting in it. Kinda obvious, isn't it?

http://www.neowin.net/forum/fun/thread_wont_die.jpg

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Originally Posted by kregg

It's because people like you keep posting in it. Kinda obvious, isn't it?

http://www.vbforums.com/

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:lol:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5...d-Crap-Die.jpg

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/9...tthread0hx.jpg

Is it really?

I'm resigning from work with just 3 weeks left to serve...

and right now my tasks are

1. Turn-over tasks
2. Train new recruits on VS2005 C#.NET and ASP.NET... :sick:
3. Oversee a project that started yesterday...

Not to mention all the client calls I have to attend to.

It seems they are dumping me with work to get the most out of my remaining time at the company.

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Originally Posted by oceanebelle

I resigned last year, bosses were against it and so I gave an extension. :sigh:

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What? Who do you work for, your parents?!

I can see how that conversation went...

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You: I've accepted another position, so I'm quitting.

Your Boss: No, we need you.

You: Okay, I'll stay.

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