*Edwin sprays makeup on face*
Now what alpha male am I?
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*Edwin sprays makeup on face*
Now what alpha male am I?
come on barrk, talk like a real man, errr woman..
****
cock
:rolleyes:
If you want mindless dribble, surely pretty much any of the 'comedies' on your (US) terrestrial channels will do...
(Paul sneaks in with some mindless yank bashing...)
Strange disconnected thread this is - WE NEED CHAT!!!
Cheers,
Paul.
P.S. barrk - I just KNEW you were my kind of woman;) What a thread, hehehe
/me blinks
/me dribbles
td.
We don't need a chat ;)
This is much better.
I don't know yet for sure if I'm smart nor smart-ass. I'm sometimes both. Otherway I'm just a stu... Finn surfing around. And helping when I can.
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cock
Are you happy now dennis? Very unladylike you know!
shitcock - is that what you use in badminton -
barrk, I'm shocked - talking that way to a minor (major smart-ass though).
Cheerio,
P.
Well if you ask me he's a major, but anyway...
Good Morning Paul. How's it going? I am trying to prepare myself for a day of CMM. All us developers get to sit in a room and have a non-programmer instruct us in modeling, developing and documenting code. Doesn't that sound like fun???? I'm on my third cup of coffee and I will still probably fall asleep.
You'll get to ***** and moan about it afterwards though - bonus!
Isn't that stupid? To have a non-programmer planning things?
Though I've heard even worse...But now it doesn't come to my mind :)
hey, barrk,
Going well, but look on the bright side - you could be stuck in a dead-end job you hate so much that you spend all day on VB-World (now who could that be?)
What is CMM, btw?
Cheers,
P.
CMM stands for Capability Maturity Model. It means document, document, document, measure, make-up excuses, document again, re-measure, validate measurements, document...certify that you measured, documented and validated. Go home and have a beer!
Oh, and if you have time...write some code.
Only the American Military would use something as anally retentive as the CMM....I've sat through CMM sessions, and apart from being hugely boring, they appear to be singularly useless....hope it wasn't too unbearable barrk.
- gaffa
[Edited by gaffa on 11-16-2000 at 05:29 AM]
It was VERY painful but I survived. Unfortunately I have round two at 8:30. Wish me luck. They didn't even give us coffee and doughnuts the rat bastards!
It's not fair, we hardly ever get doughnuts with our coffee over here *Sobs*
Speak for yourself. It's cappuccino and croissants all the way here.
Yours fatly,
Paul.
Hmm, well in my desired job I'll be sitting around in an office-lounge in my boxer shorts drinking coffee and (if desired) eating doughnuts most of the time anyway ;)
Sounds like the job for me! Where do I sign-up?
barrk
you wear boxers? cool
:)
Sure! Why should you guys be the only ones who are comfortable??
*tries to picture barrk in boxers, slaps himself HARD you naughty boy*
***DerFarm pictures Barrk in boxers and slaps Kovan silly***
DerFarm
Defarm walks into a bar.. naahh thats getting way to stupid
*me pictures de farm getting rubbed by canadians while he is up here for a vacation*
Careful Barrk, you're getting these boys a little jumpy :)
At least there is no religious bickering in this thread - mind you I could conceive of a bit of barrk worship - DON'T GO THERE, DON'T GO THERE...
Paul gratefully sinks back and contemplates doughnuts (NOT donuts, you lazy spelling Yanks, you).
Cheers,
Paul.
Actually that's something that came as a big surprise - the use of 'doughnuts' instead of 'donuts'... what's going on? A yank spelling revolution?
paulw
hmm maybe ya havent noticed
but we leave religion on religious threads :)
HarryW
hmm i was kidding, she is like 42 or something..
with all respect
much older than my mom is :)
so that would just be plain gross
barrk no offense of course, i bet yoru a really good looking young lady (note: not kidding)
The only age that makes a difference is what age you feel.
harry agree to a point
but when your 90, no matter what you do you cant fee like your 18
:P
Depends of what kind of drugs you used when you were 18.
DerFarm
DeFarm
from now on
i wil rename you from FarmBoy to Mr. Fukto
guy with all the facts
hehe
I am only 41 and not to toot my own horn or anything but....I'm 5'3" tall and weight 110lbs. I am in very good shape physically. The little boys around here all try to hit on me until they figure out that I'm wiser than they will ever be at my age.
So......I'd say you are all barrking up the wrong tree!!!!!!!
I've found that most Americans are familiar with the proper way to spell and speak. When they type, they do tend to get lazy though.
I like spelling it like "donuts"
once I spelled it the other way.. I am a little dyslexic, so I didn't notic the U and the H was missing, and well, it caused quite a bit of fuss...
Wow Dennis, you and your friends must have had quite a riot over that one....