"Viruses are biological creatures that live on Manilla coloured metal"
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"Viruses are biological creatures that live on Manilla coloured metal"
"If you don't clean the virus of your computer, it will eat your motherboard, and you might become infected, yourself"
"I respect you"
"I've never seen one of these units before"
"I think that that's great advice. I'll take that into consideration next time I write some code. Cheers m8"
It's normal for all 40 screens to blink when the copier kicks in. :)
"String manipulation? I don't think sex related matters are to be discussed in office. It's against the Code of Conduct and I fear I'll have to report you to your superiors."
"Sex? Isn't that the software engineering paradigm 10?"
"Microsoft Office is extremely advanced, as are the rest of their superior, bug free products"
"Please post in the correct forum"
:lol:
"You got a promotion and a hefty raise. Congradulations!" :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by wossname
Sorry we are delivering early....
It's not a feature, it's a bug.
You do the new stuff, I'll maintain the old systems.
"have that coded in 2 days? pffff make it 4 weeks"
"I only need to open up a PC when the spec is higher than my home machine. Don't worry you might find your machine runs slowly for a few years afterwards, this is because I'll have removed all the half-decent parts and replaced them with crap bits out of our workshop bin."
"Some guy on an internet forum gave me that piece of code"
"I deleted your system files because you annoyed me"
"Where is the ANY key?"
"Don't worry... this time it's free..."
"Bill Gates is coming around to my house for tea, and im not going to drown him in the soup"
"Your printer ink runs out quickly because I replace them with my half empty ones from home"
Don't feel stupid, I make that same mistake myself, all the time.
(no sarcasm)
"I have uploaded my porn site to the companies server, is that cool or what"
Hey Boss! I've uploaded everyone's MP3's onto a shared drive so we can all burn each others CDs! How cool is THAT!?!