How are you like when....

He may have intended to meet you there :afrog:

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Originally Posted by BodwadUK

It would put hairs on your chest if you tried to drink a bear :afrog:


Cider is known to be stronger especially scrumpy :lol:

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Hairs on my chest!?!
He'd probably RIP my chest to pieces :eek2:

I'll admit that scrumpy is just stupidly strong

I prefer women that like scrumpy becasue you can taste it when you snog 'em.

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Originally Posted by wossname

I prefer women that like scrumpy becasue you can taste it when you snog 'em.

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yeh it aint too good when they been drinking Vodka ICE or something that tastes like favoured piss

I will feel like I am dreaming... :bigyello:

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Originally Posted by Matilda

I will feel like I am dreaming... :bigyello:

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Yep. :) And everything starts spinning around, joyful if youre an astronaut aspirant. :D

Well after this weekend I managed to find an other "property" for me when I am drunk....I am gettin weak. ...:(

I met this fit lass....tooooo fit for me. She had been in the army, and done some years of Capaero (SP?...hmmmmm). And I started to talk with her about fighting, and I said that it is not fair to fight a chick, because you can't touch her too many places. She didn't agree so she showed me a trick and suddenly I was on the floor, and then she sat on my face....well if she was naked it would have been cool. But with pants on it was just silly...:)

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

Well after this weekend I managed to find an other "property" for me when I am drunk....I am gettin weak. ...:(

I met this fit lass....tooooo fit for me. She had been in the army, and done some years of Capaero (SP?...hmmmmm). And I started to talk with her about fighting, and I said that it is not fair to fight a chick, because you can't touch her too many places. She didn't agree so she showed me a trick and suddenly I was on the floor, and then she sat on my face....well if she was naked it would have been cool. But with pants on it was just silly...:)

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and it was silly why? :ehh:
Get your tongue up there sunshine!! :bigyello:

I got "hair" on my tongue (because of her pants), I don' like hair in my food...:)

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

I got "hair" on my tongue (because of her pants), I don' like hair in my food...:)

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hairy pants huh? I know the feeling :D

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

I got "hair" on my tongue (because of her pants), I don' like hair in my food...:)

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Stop going on about it you b@stard :mad:

:jealous:

Women never ask me out, or indeed throw me on the floor and beg for it.

I only bet strange shaped aliens sitting on my head they call themselves hats but I dont trust them :afrog:

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Originally Posted by NoteMe

I got "hair" on my tongue (because of her pants), I don' like hair in my food...:)

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So????
Good god man! You turned down a good thing there! Shame on you :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978

So????
Good god man! You turned down a good thing there! Shame on you :rolleyes:

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I am not grabbing everything that gets thrown on me...:D

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Originally Posted by wossname

Stop going on about it you b@stard :mad:

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I won't stop before something funnier happens..:)

your not funny im funnier

Bhahaha....I still have a PM saying that from that guy...:)