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Dr. Dis do you want me to put peanut buttercup in your eggs?


Peanut buttercup.

dear Dr.Dis define in ten word the theory of relativity

Dr. Dis, you suck and you blow.

How?

Wow, I think I counted 5 new questions since I was out, one I won't answer because he already knows the answer (mendhak's).

-Dr. Dis.

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Originally posted by A_A_68
could we get back on to the one about time?

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Err, I said that being no time does not mean no objects, but in the case we're looking at, there was no object, just light, which I don't consider a true object.

End of that question

-Dr. Dis

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Originally posted by dogfish227
Dear Dr. Dis, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.

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I will use the rubber band as a sort-of sufficating muzzle. Next I will poke a hole in his throat to shove the staw into. I will them perform CPR on the dog. He's saved.

-Dr. Dis

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Originally posted by mar_zim
Dr. Dis do you want me to put peanut buttercup in your eggs?


Peanut buttercup.

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Sure, why not?

-Dr. Dis

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Originally posted by Disiance
Sure, why not?

-Dr. Dis

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Wow, I'm your greenest fan.

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Originally posted by mendhak
Wow, I'm your greenest fan.

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Comming from a frog I'll accept that as a great compliment.

-Dr. Dis

If you travel at the speed of light and time stops then you would stop. Therefore how are you travelling at the speed of light? :afrog:

if a fly flies then why don't we call a fish a swim?

Why are they called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together?

Why are they called 'buildings'... why not 'builts'?

Who invented the toothbrush?

why does an automobile require a driver?

Do homeless people ever 'eat-out'?

Are orphans allowed in family restaurants?

Why is my urine red?

A good strategy is to call your own mobile when you've lost it. If you still can't find it there's a big chance you've scared the bejesus out of someone else.

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Originally posted by Disiance
Got a question? Any question at all? Just ask Dr. Dis!

Sample question:
"Why does 'Mystery" start with an 'M'?"
Anwer:
Because otherwise it would be "ystery", which sounds like "hystery", which would constantly with the school subject "History".

-Disiance

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Dear Dr. Dis.

How do you remove complexity from a system?

I only read to the second post, but I think this thread should be sticky!

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Originally posted by JPicasso
I only read to the second post, but I think this thread should be sticky!

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That can be arranged you manly thing you... ;)

A new question.

When was the last Viking battle, and where did occour, and against who?

Just ask me that

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The English king, Harold Godwinson, raced up from London to meet the Vikings at the Battle of Stamford Bridge, where the last of the Vikings were defeated, after a bloody battle. But Harold's victory was to be short lived. A mere three weeks later he faced William the Conqueror at Hastings, and the Anglo-Saxons lost the kingdom of England forever.

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:afrog:

Didn't say anything about when....

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Originally posted by NoteMe
A new question.

When was the last Viking battle, and where did occour, and against who?

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http://www.packersnews.com/archives/...13030865.shtml
http://sportsblog.org/archives/2003/11/03/000671.php

Everyone knows that that is not real vikings....thats more like ***** cats compared to real vikings....;)

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Originally posted by Wally Pipp
if a fly flies then why don't we call a fish a swim?

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Because of the dumb English system that doesn't make sense.

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Originally posted by mendhak
Why are they called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together?

Why are they called 'buildings'... why not 'builts'?

Who invented the toothbrush?

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Because everyone in the complex needs a separate breath mint to be friendly to their neighbors (apart mints).

Again, blame our stupid English language - they are the result of the building process.

The toothbrush was invented by the great Sir. Flouride when he discovered it went well with his anti-plaque campaign.

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Originally posted by Wally Pipp
why does an automobile require a driver?

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It can move by itself, but it still requires a driver to steer.

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Originally posted by mendhak
Who invented the toothbrush?

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The chinese - They used pig hairs tied to a stick.

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Originally posted by mendhak
Do homeless people ever 'eat-out'?

Are orphans allowed in family restaurants?

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Going by the general definition, rarely, if ever.

Again, this is a general definintion applied to restaurants that have a family-geared atmosphere. Thus they are not limited to only families.

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Originally posted by visualAd
Why is my urine red?

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See a urinoligist

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Originally posted by Wally Pipp
A good strategy is to call your own mobile when you've lost it. If you still can't find it there's a big chance you've scared the bejesus out of someone else.

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Where's the question?

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
If you travel at the speed of light and time stops then you would stop. Therefore how are you travelling at the speed of light? :afrog:

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Time does not stop when you are traveling at the speed of light. It resumes as normal. To you.

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Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis.

How do you remove complexity from a system?

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Quite simple really:

VB Code:

Dim SysFolder As String
GetSystemFolder SysFolder, 300
Kill GetSystemFolder & "\Mendhak\OwnsAll\mendhak.exe"

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Originally posted by JPicasso
I only read to the second post, but I think this thread should be sticky!

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Amen broddah!

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Originally posted by NoteMe
A new question.

When was the last Viking battle, and where did occour, and against who?

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The last viking battle is still going on, between Leaf Erikson and Christopher Columbus. In my mind, old Leafy boy is the winner.

-Dr. Dis

Dear Dr. Dis,

Where is the best place to drill for oil?

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Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,

Where is the best place to drill for oil?

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Elvis's hair, all that hair gel/hair spray he used has left a huge oily buildup.

-Dr. Dis

Dr. Dis :

There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very
tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to
the ground floor to leave the building to go to
work.Upon returning from work though, he can only
travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the
rest of the way unless it's raining! Why? (This is
probably the best known and most celebrated of all
lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic.
Although there are many possible solutions which fit
the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is
truly satisfying.

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Originally posted by Xcoder
Dr. Dis :

There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very
tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to
the ground floor to leave the building to go to
work.Upon returning from work though, he can only
travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the
rest of the way unless it's raining! Why? (This is
probably the best known and most celebrated of all
lateral thinking puzzles. It is a true classic.
Although there are many possible solutions which fit
the initial conditions, only the canonical answer is
truly satisfying.

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Took me a minute to remember. The man is a dwarf (forget the real word:blush:). He can only reach to the half-way floor's button. When its raining he has an umbrella and uses it to reach the rest of the way.

-Dr. Dis

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Originally posted by Disiance
The last viking battle is still going on, between Leaf Erikson and Christopher Columbus. In my mind, old Leafy boy is the winner.

-Dr. Dis

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YEAAAAAAHHHH.....so you are in on that Norway found America before Columbus did....:D....thats great...then I guess USA have to change name again. Back to what Leaf Erikson called it. Vinland (thats Wine land for you Americans)