The Contract
Shame on you, Morgan Freeman.
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The Contract
Shame on you, Morgan Freeman.
Unbreakable - such a rubbish storyline you would've expected better.
And the Gift.
Agreed. "JUST SHOOT THE ***ING MONKEY! MY ASS HAS GONE NUMB!"Quote:
King Kong
I'd successfully surpressed that memory for nearly twenty years and now the pain is back:cry:Quote:
Highlander II
Every M. Night Whatshisname movie to date has been utter garbage as far as I'm concerned.Quote:
Originally Posted by kregg
Movies with boobies get sort of a free pass. At least there are clips that are worthwhile. :)Quote:
And the Gift.
I just saw 3:10 To Yuma. I found it mildly entertaining, until the end. What the ****? Character 180s abound.
SPOILER ALERT (this movie sucked)
Crowe's character:
"I'm pure evil."
"I'm bad to the bone."
"I'm pure bad to the evil bone."
"Hello. I have murdered people in my attempt to not be put on the... here we go again.... 3:10 TO YUMA. However, I think I will change my mind at the end, just to see if he coulda got me on that train. After all, I suddenly feel sympathetic for my captor who has no redeeming qualities."
Also, when the kid who used to be in Flash Forward (best part of the movie for me) offered all of the unscrupulous people of Contention $200 per head of Wade's captors, why didn't Bale lean his head out and say, "Hey, you know, if you are willing to kill us for $200 a piece, why don't you just kill the seven guys outside and take ALL OF THEIR MONEY. Surely, you opportunistic people can see that you could make considerably more for killing the bad guys."?
But, hey, I didn't get to write the script.
"Its A Wonderful Life"
It is the only thing that, every year, spoils Christmas.
Fortunately, I have enough TVs in my house so I don't have to put up with actually watching it. :sick:
Oh, and by the way....every year I root like crazy for the Grinch. :thumb:
One of these years he is going to win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spoils Christmas? It's a great movie! What's wrong with it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack
It makes me want to throw up.
"Everytime a bell rings an angel gets his wings" *barf*
For me, "Balistiks, Ecks vs Sever"
Miami Vice sucked big time, really, it's a piece of junk! They don't make action movies like they used to.
Titanic ( or any romance movie ) is crap, but Titanic is absolutely the worst romance movie I've seen.
All these animated movies, these days are really starting to get overhwelming and irritating.
I have to differ about reservoir Dogs, not being good. It is a great great movie. Tarantino is a movie genius. Full stop.
No go watch Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
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Originally Posted by kregg
I liked that one. Simple story for this simpleton.
"I bet my dad can beat up your dad."
..."I don't think so."
Ive never seen that one, but Ive seen Return of the killer tomatoes!...it amused me:pQuote:
Originally Posted by GaryMazzone
Oh man, I could go on and on. Off the top of my head though...
- The Royal Tanenbaums
- Harsh Times
- Anchorman
- The Apostle
- All of the new Star Wars movies
- The Cube
- Black Snake Moan
- The Contract
-The Grudge...Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Grudge
The grudge really was quite terrible
Almost 60 posts and nobody has mentioned Blues Brothers 2000? I still can not bring myself to forgive Dan Aykroyd for that one...
What do you mean "sort of" ?Quote:
Originally Posted by crptcblade
From newer movies: 300
Debbie Does Dallas
Incubus - a horror film starring Tara Reid
If you cropped out the entire movie except the scenes where they are running around, shouting each others names - you'd still have half a movie left rich with poor dialogue and even worse acting.
Here's a direct quote from the movie:
"Peter.. Peter? Peeteerrrr.... Hey, where's Jay?"
*everyone looks around, turns and heads back the way they came*
"Jay.. Jay! Where are you Jay?"
Anchorman???? how can you bash that movie? Why don't you go back to your home on ***** Island.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Grudge
I call a tie between anything that begins with "Ernest goes to...."
Anything with will ferrel sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterBlaster
Vampyros Lesbos.
Some vampires on a Greek island.
Awful.
There was this Bollywood movie called "Boom". It was the worst movie ever to get produced. It ran for only three days and I was one of those people who bothered to step in a hall to see it.
Not to sound cheesy but I cried at the end of the movie but not of sadness but of relief and happiness. :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack
I really hated that tycoon in the movie.
And I believe it's one of the best movies ever.
As for the worst movie... Off the top of my head it's...
Casino Royale was ... too FAKE!!! as I was watching it I was just complaining and complaining and James Bond should be dead.
The scene I hate the most was when James Bond was poisoned, he went back to his car to try to save himself, however he was not able to push the freaking button to start that something whatever, and here came the girl, the root of all EEEEEVIL, and WITHOUT knowing what the device around James Bond, she was able to connect ALL lose cable and PUSH the button as if she knows exactly what to do! Mind you she was not an agent of any kind and there was no "PUSH ME!!!" note on the device as well!
Uggh. So freakin fake and unreal, I really hate that part. That James bond movie was supposed to show the humane side of James Bond and shows his weaknesses. I guess that's what registered in my brain and raised my expectations which got watered down big time.
Highlander II
the worst I watched
The village
Happy Feet is still worse than all of the bad movies you've seen combined infinity plus one.