My DW.... (A.K.A. DW2)

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Jul 11th, 2004, 07:04 AM
wossname

coming soon in Wossname 3.1....

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Jul 11th, 2004, 07:04 AM
NoteMe

Quote:

Originally posted by Electroman
Your GF is not a DW :eek:.
She looks nice in those pics on the other thread (Show ya Girlfriend).

Which thread are you talking about BTW? Cos this is the (my) DW thread ;).

I don't think we will last as long as this summer will last..:(

I think you said something about not having a picture of your DW in the "show your GF" thread...;)
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:07 AM
NoteMe

BTW I hate the English language when we talk about girls....there is no diffrence in saying I love you, and I love you...you can say love to a person without "wanting" to marry that person....:rolleyes:...and also there is a problem if you talk about friends that are girls...then you have to say girl friend...or a friend that is a girl...but you also say girl friend if you are togheter with her...what the **** is this...
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:10 AM
Pc_Madness

Not many blokes go around calling their female friends 'girl friends' though. ;)
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:10 AM
Electroman

Quote:

Posted by NoteMe
I think you said something about not having a picture of your DW in the "show your GF" thread...;)

Ar so I did :D.

Quote:

Posted by NoteMe
BTW I hate the English language when we talk about girls....there is no diffrence in saying I love you, and I love you...you can say love to a person without "wanting" to marry that person....:rolleyes:...and also there is a problem if you talk about friends that are girls...then you have to say girl friend...or a friend that is a girl...but you also say girl friend if you are togheter with her...what the **** is this...

What, thats the best parts, it means you can make silly jokes when a girl says "my girl friend". Gives guys a reason to think Lesbians are a big covere up ;).
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:12 AM
NoteMe

Quote:

Originally posted by Pc_Madness
Not many blokes go around calling their female friends 'girl friends' though. ;)

So what do you call them. In Norwegian you have two diffrent word. If you have a friend that is a girl then you say "veninde" and if it is a boy you say "venn". It so much easier...
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:13 AM
NoteMe

Quote:

Originally posted by Electroman

What, thats the best parts, it means you can make silly jokes when a girl says "my girl friend". Gives guys a reason to think Lesbians are a big covere up ;).

Yeah but it makes it much more difficult to explain things...
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:14 AM
Pc_Madness

Just say that shes a friend? :sick:
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:16 AM
NoteMe

I kissed my friend...yeah that doesn't sound weird at all...
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:17 AM
wossname

My DW keeps making me go into Ann Summers with her. She never buys anything though (thank **** for that!!).

Its just too embarassing. :blush:

I find the place unbearable, she just laughs her head off the whole time. :rolleyes:

Women.
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:18 AM
NoteMe

What is "Ann Summers"...a underwear store or something?
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:21 AM
Pc_Madness

A male medical place that deals with erection problems. ;)
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:25 AM
NoteMe

Hehe....so do you have problems you want to talk about Cat?
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:27 AM
Electroman

Quote:

Posted by Pc_Madness
A male medical place that deals with erection problems. ;)

:lol:

The one in Derby is rather small, the one up here in Newcastle is hurge, gives good eye-candy when walking along to weatherspoons :). I've only ever been inside the one in Derby though, went with my Ex and a mate of mine, was rather funny, he was wanting to buy some stuff for his lasses B'Day :D.
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:28 AM
Pc_Madness

Quote:

Originally posted by Electroman
:lol:

The one in Derby is rather small, the one up here in Newcastle is hurge, gives good eye-candy when walking along to weatherspoons :). I've only ever been inside the one in Derby though, went with my Ex and a mate of mine, was rather funny, he was wanting to buy some stuff for his lasses B'Day :D.

So it is an underwear store?
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:28 AM
Electroman

Quote:

Posted by NoteMe
Hehe....so do you have problems you want to talk about Cat?

Who brought the catnipe addiction into this?
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:30 AM
Electroman

Quote:

Posted by Pc_Madness
So it is an underwear store?

& Toys Which is the section at the back ;).
The eye-candy is the hurge postsers they put up in the window, I feel sorry for any parents who walk down that street with their kids ;).
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:33 AM
NoteMe

Do you got Beate Uhse stores over there? Is it a bit like that?
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:35 AM
Pc_Madness

Quote:

Originally posted by Electroman
The eye-candy is the hurge postsers they put up in the window, I feel sorry for any parents who walk down that street with their kids ;).

Aren't there supposed to be laws against that kind of thing? (Assuming that I'm reading your perverted mind correctly :p)
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:40 AM
Electroman

Quote:

Posted by Pc_Madness
Aren't there supposed to be laws against that kind of thing? (Assuming that I'm reading your perverted mind correctly :p)

Don't you live in the UK? If you do have you not got one in your local town?
Ar well if you haven't seen a Ann Summers shop before then they put posters in the window of sexy females modelling underwear (yea they ain't allowed to show the other stuff in the windows). But because the one in Newcastle is so big there is loads of them going all the way along the shop front.
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:42 AM
Pc_Madness

Quote:

Originally posted by Electroman
Don't you live in the UK? If you do have you not got one in your local town?
Ar well if you haven't seen a Ann Summers shop before then they put posters in the window of sexy females modelling underwear (yea they ain't allowed to show the other stuff in the windows). But because the one in Newcastle is so big there is loads of them going all the way along the shop front.

Ahh underwear! Thats a different matter. :p And no, I would never live in such a reject country. I live in the reject's reject country. :ehh:
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:46 AM
Electroman

So what country?

BTW I just remembered a couple doors down from where I work they opened a new shop (well a couple of months ago now) its called "Tickle Pink" and its basically a Ann Summers too. Its not that visual on the windows though. You never see anyone ever go in though, I think they all must use the back door ;).
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:48 AM
Pc_Madness

Quote:

Originally posted by Electroman
So what country?

Australia. :p
Jul 11th, 2004, 08:45 AM
visualAd

Quote:

Originally posted by Pc_Madness
Australia. :p

Your money looks like monopoly money :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jul 11th, 2004, 10:32 AM
wossname

Quote:

Originally posted by NoteMe
Do you got Beate Uhse stores over there? Is it a bit like that?

We tend to have shop names that we can pronounce :lol:

Its a sex shop basically.
Jul 11th, 2004, 11:04 AM
NoteMe

Beate Uhse is also a sex shop...a bit more exclusive then the other once...with everyting from Viagra and diloes, to handcufs and SM stuff..:D
Jul 11th, 2004, 11:04 AM
NoteMe

BTW I think it is a German shop...;)
Jul 11th, 2004, 11:43 AM
wossname

Quote:

Originally posted by NoteMe
a bit more exclusive then the other once...

Quite the connesseur eh? :D
Jul 11th, 2004, 11:54 AM
Sgt-Peppa

Quote:

Originally posted by NoteMe
BTW I think it is a German shop...;)

You are right about that!

"Dont know if I have to be ashamed or proud now?" :blush:
Jul 11th, 2004, 12:09 PM
wossname

http://www.bavaria.com/bgs/short/logo.jpg

See, Germany does have a sense of humour.
Jul 11th, 2004, 01:52 PM
NoteMe

Quote:

Originally posted by Sgt-Peppa
You are right about that!

"Dont know if I have to be ashamed or proud now?" :blush:

I like that store...:D
Jul 11th, 2004, 07:46 PM
Pc_Madness

Quote:

Originally posted by visualAd
Your money looks like monopoly money :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.dfat.gov.au/facts/images/dollar.jpg

Yeah... I guess it does. :sick: :confused:
Jul 12th, 2004, 02:11 AM
BodwadUK

I would be so embarresed to go into an womens underwear shop :lol: :lol: :lol:

First I will find the girl :D Mind you I could look quite fetching in a pair of............

*BANGS HEAD ON WALL*

STOP TYPING STOP TYPING
Jul 12th, 2004, 02:19 AM
visualAd

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
I would be so embarresed to go into an womens underwear shop :lol: :lol: :lol:

I went into Ann Summers for a my friend who was too embarrased to go in. I got some very strange looks becuase I kept on going outside and asking him what size lingerie he wanted (for his g/f). :lol:
Jul 12th, 2004, 02:30 AM
BodwadUK

:lol: :lol:
Jul 12th, 2004, 02:34 AM
Pc_Madness

:lol: They probably thought you were buying for your bf. ;)
Jul 12th, 2004, 09:55 AM
Memnoch1207

My DW ended up being the ****ING DEVIL!!!!
Great in bed, but a ****ING DEVIL!!!
Jul 12th, 2004, 10:20 AM
BodwadUK

Ahhhh romance :lol:
Jul 12th, 2004, 10:23 AM
Sgt-Peppa

Quote:

Great in bed, but a ****ING DEVIL!!!

So what?:sick:
Jul 12th, 2004, 10:26 AM
visualAd

I'm still looking for my DW :cry:

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