Dude...
COURT JESTER.
That position's already taken, but you can fight him for it... your weapons will be carrot peels and whoopy cushions. :D
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Dude...
COURT JESTER.
That position's already taken, but you can fight him for it... your weapons will be carrot peels and whoopy cushions. :D
Could be a Minstrel (They sing songs and tell tales) which is what your picture seems to show.
:D :D
I could do with a General i suppose but they tend to be refered to as commanders. You can command my Norwegian forces. So far its just you but hey :lol: :lol:
From what i have heard about you wossname you dont have much to offer :lol: :lol: :lol:
uh oh he looks a bit angry
GUARDS
*crickets chirping*Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
GUARDS
Can I be the cricket?! :D
if you really want to but you need to rub your legs together until it makes a noise :lol: :lol:
Upon this day ye all proclaim VB Forums BW Forums.
WOHOO BW FORUMS IT IS
TAKE THAT ADMINS :lol: :lol: :lol:
:eek: Note hasn't changed his signature.
Just give me the word and I'll have his puppet stuffing on plate for you :bigyello:
Final warning noteme
Right until he changes it Gingernut can torture him and then tommorrow you can execute him if he doesnt comply
OK?? :D :D
The deed will be done on the 12th hour after moon set unless he pleads mercy.
I will send his strings to all BWF moderators as a warning of what could happen if they do not give up their throwns.
I will use his skin to make me a mask and have his last meal for my dinner.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hey, what ever happened to the first 20 King Bodwads? Got run over by cars or something?
All betrayed by the evil villains of VB Forums :D :D
Hey Note, a Knight is not a King (or a Queen :D). It is one of the dudes on the horses who go round chopping peasants heads off :D. I guess that means I should have responed to the call for Guards, am I late?
12th hour in which time zone?
We must go and burn the Mods flag to show them we mean business now ;)
What is their flag??? :confused: :confused: :confused:
A Knight is a lord in my realm :D :D :D
Here is the flag, I had to go deep into enemy territory to get this picture of it:
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1686786
how about a paparazzi, every king needs one so he can be the dish of the week!
I'll charge up my camera and post a picture of my magnificent physique.Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
From what i have heard about you wossname you dont have much to offer :lol: :lol: :lol:
uh oh he looks a bit angry
GUARDS
Hmm some of your wrestlers seem to have huuuuge tracts of land.
BURN IT HAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.p...postid=1686799
If you torture me and chop my head of i could be the dungeons zombie lord.
Just remember to sew my head back on but only a little so that it call hang off and make me look even more scarry :wave:
Can we put your head back on the wrong way round :D.
Mendhack: We can always use eye-protectors
NoteMe: Sorry, but I think his Majesty would honor me making me his warchief and his general
Your majesty, just say a word and I will bring you back the moderators' head in a silver plate
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Death to all traitors and all who won't support the new monarchy!
VisualAd please grand Lonewolfs request
Tec Nico you may be a wonderful general but for now we shall let the moderators live. our army is not yet big enough to advance and fill the space their battered corpses will leave behind.
MODERATORS YOU LIVE ON BORROWED TIME :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:
Alright, but remember they still live just because of your endless mercy.
Which was LoneWolf's request? (Hey, that is one of my other nicknames)
So, may I safely assume I was accepted as General and Warchief?
;) :afrog:
We may be willing to spare the life of any moderator who pleads mercy to his majesty and kisses his shoes.
You will be assigned as one of the kings servants be paid 2 pennies a week and fed on stale bread.
Of course if there are insufficient servant vacancies you will be left in GN's dungeon until one becomes available.
AND WHO THE HELL IS LONEWOLF :confused:
:lol:Quote:
We may be willing to spare the life of any moderator who pleads mercy to his majesty and kisses his shoes.
Or his paws.
I wont stop you :pQuote:
Can we put your head back on the wrong way round
as long as i can beat em up a bit with my floppy head :afrog:Quote:
We may be willing to spare the life of any moderator who pleads mercy to his majesty and kisses his shoes.
I will need some company once in a while plus a little snack now and again. I like arms most of all especially with a bit of ketchup :bigyello:Quote:
Of course if there are insufficient servant vacancies you will be left in GN's dungeon until one becomes available.
Lonewolf = Greenslime = :wave:Quote:
AND WHO THE HELL IS LONEWOLF
Bodwad, you have reached new levels of insanity. Well done that man! :thumb:
That's masoquism...
But, hey! Aren't we undead most of the times when we need our jobs to be done?
I am sure most of us have had our zombie days.
Geenslime can start a band: The Grateful Undead.
I thought that Greenslime was an undead ringer for LoneWolf.:sick: :afrog: :thumb:
No, greenslime is the stuff that drips from my armpits in the summertime.Quote:
Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker
I thought that Greenslime was an undead ringer for LoneWolf.:sick: :afrog: :thumb:
isnt greenslime the funny mofo from ghostbusters?
Yuck, Mendhack! I hope you have your own Wing of the castle for summer (Hopefully near the torture room to take advantage of it)Quote:
No, greenslime is the stuff that drips from my armpits in the summertime.
One question, are the legos slime-proof?
Hey Bodwad :wave:
Can I be your queeny? :blush:
Yes but i can show off my backwards and slightly sewed on head anytime i want, not just at work (in fact its a requirement where i work) :pQuote:
But, hey! Aren't we undead most of the times when we need our jobs to be done?
I would be a great drummer, i could use my swinging head as the drum sticks :afrog:Quote:
Geenslime can start a band: The Grateful Undead.
eak you can keep out the dungeon then :eek:Quote:
No, greenslime is the stuff that drips from my armpits in the summertime.
Anyway greenslime is the stuff that lives in my kitchen cuboard.
It mostly comes out at night....mostly :eek:
Not sure i think mendhak will need to test it, i don't want slime ruining my newly bload soaked dungeon floors ;)Quote:
One question, are the legos slime-proof?
Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Hey Bodwad :wave:
Can I be your queeny? :blush:
*crickets chirping**crickets chirping**crickets chirping*
Arrhh, what you doing Bodwod, the flags are too close together, you'll set ours on fire :(.
Oh no! :(
I mean, *crickets chirping**crickets chirping**crickets chirping*
:lol:
Be careful, or our king will make you set off the fire with your tongues!
It seems we need to do a lot of testing of the lego bricks before letting Mendhack and GreenSlime enter the castle.
Bodwad XXI's first decree:
So, unless his Majesty is willing to commit poligamy I am afraid you cannot be his queen unless you are the queen of another forum or you start a revolt in another forum and get named queen as our Canine Lord-Bone Bodwad the XXI A.K.A merciful dribbling paws.Quote:
(...) We can expand our empire if i marry a Queen from another Forum (...)
Those dam crickets, where'd I put that bug spray :eek:.