fook sake like... :rolleyes:
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fook sake like... :rolleyes:
I thought this thread was about the hardest programming problem ever done...:(... SKEWED really
So far, the hardest project (not really a project, coz just got started with configuration) is a HelloWorld servlet. My Tomcat keeps crashing.
LOL...
The hardest project is keeping these **** japanese happy. :(
. . is when I created an operating system in VB3.
I created a whole computer once out of nothing but nettles, half a packet of Knorr Lentils and four small pieces of leather.
That was a tough assignment.
Not as tough as breaking quantum encryption with ASP. Not that got me thinkin'
I am at the moment configuring the system calibration of the biggest particle accelerator in the world. I havn't worked out any docs at all. Just writing some stuff. Some others can test it afterwards when I am out of this country...so it isn't that hard actualy...mostly looking at funny flash videos while I write... I am not too concerned about the end result....
I just managed to boot a Mac without it crashing! Beat that!!!!
Note, As if they'd let you anywhere near it. :D
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Originally Posted by wossname
Well at the moment, I am sitting on the top of it...:)...beat that...;)....
It is of no concern to me what you're sitting on.
I'm just sick of your lies.
:eek2:
My screen at the moment...
http://lhc-new-homepage.web.cern.ch/...ossSection.gif
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Originally Posted by yrwyddfa
Well I havn't started yet...just wait for the next post..:)
How do you read any of the info, its TINY!
I'm currently sitting INSIDE the particle accelerator, moving at approximately .97c
.97c?
Lard@rse.
If I was programming this thing, then I'd be moving at 1.5c by now.
I think you're fat.
Maybe I should eat more quiche.
Nope - just decelerate.
I may be fat but I'm also almost infinitely narrow along my axis of travel. Although it seems like it's taking me approximately 10 whole minutes to type this sentence. Hope I don't collide with something before I get chance to fini
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Originally Posted by wossname
Well, I guess it will take you 0.00000001sec to hit the other cat in the other end then....then my app will gather the info on it....and laugh...:)
Wow - you all really brought this thread back to life :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by szlamany
People are taking sides - arguing for position - getting insulted :lol: :lol:
The other cat will be destroyed and replaced by an exact copy of me. Ph34r!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by NoteMe
Split like an atom into 3 wossy-mutants
I had to program my parents once.
I programmed my toothbrush.
... love was such an easy game to play,
I need a place to hide away ...
morning... :wave:
just looping through all the controls.
in a VB project?Quote:
Originally Posted by mar_zim
in my house.
the most difficult programming proyect I have ever done would probably be my very first hello world of every programming language I have to learn
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Originally Posted by mendhak
Did you just wake up with a pig next to you again....?....I told you not to drink so much...:)
HAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by NoteMe
Had a great time last night, NotesyBoy ;)