Two Word Story

The story so far (as sad as it's become):

When the concept sucks, give up. Try to get laid with gorillas. Sadly, I tried, but my unit shipped out. The next day was the same. On Thursday, it repeated.

The orangutang vomitted on the moderator known as Martin Liss. The other moderators laughed. As did The Hobo, the stupid soothsayer foresaw. Then they started singing about thongs.

Just then, Jamie fell -t Mendhak was being a flipping acrobat. So, Jamie threw a leprecon at three words. The words don't stop!

(continuing)

VBForums is

falling apart

infatuated with

useless drivel

and intellectual

decay. However,

the glitterati

got naked

dancers to

share their

political philosophies

which, surprisingly,

conflicted with

yo mama

espousing ecclesiasticism

, which is

The End.

Did you

ever concider

the ramifications

of the

stuffed chicken

with large

otagonal wardrobes

lost in

ancient Aztec

underware? He

digested apples

incredibly quickly

before the

poet forgave

the wrinkled

raisin for

licking her

nose with

a knobby

toadstool. Allow

Me to

Introself myduce

. The name's