to do something strange in the Dunny
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to do something strange in the Dunny
There was an old man from Poolewe...
Who recently got back from Peru
he brought home a duck
Which he started to pluck...
:rolleyes:
and a sack full of muck
the poor thing ended up in a stew
There was an old Rabi from Gwent
who wasn't quite a gent
Who gave up being Jewish for Lent...
He cast off his Yarmulke...
from his brawny bulk
'Cause he didn't know what it all meant.
A girl called Lucy from Brum.. (be gentle ;))
thought that she had a big bum
but when she sat on my face
sorry, couldn't resist
and farted an ace :p
Bonker replied I've never had such fun :p :D
Yaaayyy!! :D:D:D:D
And to find the meaning of turfing...
He asked a friendly fish
who then granted his wish
And gave him something to keep his smurf in....
A smelly priest from China...
had never seen anything finer
Than the a pretty young nun,
her tight left bun,
Was almost as cute as her vag... er, I mean recliner.
There once was a man named Halls
Who collected Barbie Dolls
He stripped them all down
And put on his surgical gown
It turned out they all had Balls!!
to try and give them some balls!
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Originally posted by mendhak
It turned out they all had Balls!!
:rolleyes:
There was a young man called Paul
Whose balls where incredibly small,
He went to the doc
who had a big shock
when he discovered that he was a doll!:eek:
There was a young lass called Venus,