Fear not testiclemole l have summoned our secret weopan
Even now legions of Steel Dingos and Armoured Kangaroos are nearing Gotham city ready to put an end to the tyrannical rule of the Batman.
Bardot are tied up and ready to be dropped on the Joker.
I have put out milk and cookies for Robin...and laced them with XXXX.
Our time is here......know fear evil Bat person....flee before the on slaught of our muched feared Funnel Web parachute forces.
kedaman we are coming for you...we know where you live....heavy brigades of wombats are marching towards you. Don't try to flee there is no where to run.....
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa...............
Aha you have missed the Funnel Webs
Defeat awaits on their hairy eight legs. The most feared and deadly creature know to man. Flee for you miserable lives........
Have enlisted Speight for coup attempt
Speight has agreed to leave the Fijian Parliment and carry out take over of Gotham City. Have developed Death Star technology to defeat all bat defenses.