A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Maybe :)
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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Maybe :)
"Yeah, but what is it good for?" - IBM engineer comenting on the microchip
Why is it called a penny for your thoughts when you give 2 cents worth?
Words of wisdom:
Always look out for #1.
Don't step in #2
"I haven't failed, I only found 10,000 ways that don't work." - Ben Franklin
- Carl Sagan, Founder of SETIQuote:
"If there's nothing else out there, then it's an awful waste of space"
Hey, that's a good one. You might want to put that in the Evolution thread!
There's nothing a man can't do if he really doesn't know if he believes in anything or not!
I didnt Do It.... oh you meant THAT one, I did it
No one escapes the Fire swamp!!!
-you're just saying that because no one ever has!
The Cliffs of Insanity !!!!
The Princess bride was a very quotable movie:-)
"If you don't find it in the Index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue." - Consumer's Guide, Sears, Roebuck and Co., 1897
Romeo, oh Romeo, where fort art though Remoe
---Juliet
E = MC^2
Einstien
"Out damn spot, out I say." - Lady MacBeth
"OUT!! O-W-T, OUT!!!" - Fred Flinstone
"Quoth the raven, Nevermore." - Edgar Allan Poe
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
--Don't know
Mostly Harmless
--Definition of Earth according to Universe-spanning encyclopedia
good one zaphod....
Which one?
Wow, 'THE' Zaphod Beeblebrox?
No, 'A' Zaphod Beebleblrox, Haven't you heard? we come in six packs!
I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for a week, I'm so hip I can barely see over my pelvis!
If it's any help, Imagine I'm holding you at gun point
You ARE holding me at gun point
Well, you shouldn't have to strain your imagination then should you?
(All Zaphod)
Pan Galactictic Gargle Blaster
It's like having your brains smashed out by a piece of lemon wrapped around a gold brick!
[Edited by Paul282 on 05-29-2000 at 01:12 AM]
The person who knows "how" will always have a job. The
person who knows "why" will always be his boss
(I take it you've read the books.)
[i]We would all be lucky to have a heart as BIG as yours.[i]
--As said to Chris Farley in that ninja movie.
"Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' 'Tommy,
'ow's yer soul?'
But it's 'Thin red line of 'eroes' when the drums begin to roll"
Kipling, "Thin red line of heroes"
"My advice to you, old fellow, is this:
Never trust anyone!
Never trust your most grateful freedman, your most intimate
friend, your dearest child, the wife of your bosom or the ally joined to you by the most sacred oath. Trust yourself only, or trust your fool's luck, if you can't honestly trust yourself."
Herod Agrippa to the Emperor Claudius in Robert Grave's Claudius The God and his wife Messalina
"All animals ar equal. But some animals are more equal
than others"
Napoleon, the dictator pig in George Orwells Animal Farm
"Jenny kissed me when we met,
jumping from the chai she sat in.
Time, you thief who love to get
sweets into your list, put that in.
Say I'm weary, say I'm sad.
Say that health and wealth have missed me.
Say I'm growing old, but add
Jenny kissed me"
Unknown (to me)
He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages, will be known far and wide as a smart ass.
Howard Kandel
"I hate quotes. Tell me what you know."
Ralph Waldo Emmerson
"People who speak in metaphores can shampoo my crotch"
"If you ever become comfortable with your beleifs, it is time to start questioning them." - Steve Gunter
You've probably never heard of him. He was a teacher in my High School.
The fellow who blows his own horn the loudest is probably in the biggest fog.
As life is action and passion, it is required of man that he should share the passion and action of his time, at peril of being judged not to have lived.
-Oliver Weldell Holmes Jr.
"...And the angels, all paillid and wan,
uprising, unveiling, affirm,
that the play was the tradegy 'Man',
and its hero, the Conqueror Worm"
E.A. Poe
(All Zaphods)
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster-
The alcoholic equivalent of a mugging:
expensive and bad for the head.
I think the quote war has become a grand melee. And this is too slow for a good game of questions.
"The beatings will continue until morale improves." -I don't know
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
How stupid to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean.
Arthur C. Clarke
"We will encourage you to develop the three great virtures of a programmer: laziness, impatience, and hubris."
--- Larry Wall, Programming Perl, 1991
I think, therefore I am.
"Yeah, Baby!"
Austin Powers
Assimilate THIS!
Worf - Star Trek: First Contact (before blowing the hell out of some Borg)
MafroQuote:
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
"Wow, this tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up..." - Fry, Futurama