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Originally posted by Kings
what the hell is he hiding??Quote:
Originally posted by markman
This friend that extracted the file/sites list out actually stores his hard drive in individual cd's burried in a lake behind his house. Wierd kid. There was an fbi van across the street investigating his neighbor and he almost killed himself
How's the neighbor now? He Ok? He hasn't tried offing himself since, has he?
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Exactly!Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
Back to reality . . .
If MS really did have spyware embedded in it's OSes, you don't think the genius level programmers at Norton, McAfee, ZoneLabs, etc., etc., etc. would be just going nuts telling the world about it? Hell, the companies themselves would be informing users of this stuff.
It would not be rumors and innuendo trickling out of obsure little sites.
I don't care about your made up friend, I don't care about your little projects or websites, the world would be all over anything related to this.
I'm not the kind of person who believes in all this conspiracy stuff, but answer me this: if there is no hidden spyware in windows, why go to all the trouble of creating an ultra-hidden log of the sites you visit, and prevent the windows OS from showing it to you:confused:? Visit the site I linked to and view your log for yourself, its not made up.
I mean, its like saying that while a country does have nuclear weapons, they actually went to all the expense to get them for no reason at all, and would never ever use them.
while you (alphanos) may not be the one who is a conspiracy theorist i am. I don't trust microsoft or anyone for that matter. Actually i trust the US government a small amount more than microsoft which tells you how little i trust microsoft :) Windows has spyware that is the bottom line. Even if noone can find any existance of it, because of the artical which alphanos mentioned (and i pointed out to him *pats myself on the back* :D) I belive it is there
You are way, way, way overestimating the brain trust at Microsoft. You think they've cornered the market or something?Quote:
Windows has spyware that is the bottom line. Even if noone can find any existance of it
Okay, yes they cornered the OS market, what I meant was there is no possible way to corner the market as far as making an OS that a handful of geniuses cannot figure every single aspect to.
To put it even more succinctly:
For every genius at Microsoft, there are three hackers with higher IQs hacking the ***** out of everything they release.
and those hackers found those hidden files proving microsoft is spyware
Remember clinton? He denied that scandal. And guess what? It was true!Quote:
my question is why make it so hidden? when you clear your cache why shouldn't that go with it? After the files it refers to are gone what use does it have. If windows were spyware then they wouldn't need all the content of the sites they would just need the sites address.
Any smart spy knows, you DON"T LEAVE FINGERPRINTS!
heh, the REAL hidden files are over at MS Headquarters, under a header called "Gandalf_Gray_"
I just read the article. INDEX.DAT??? Is that what has you guys thinking IE's reporting stats on you. Sheez, give me a break. They would be a lot more sly then that and even then, they'd never be able to keep it from being a known fact to all.
Consider your sources, a bunch of Penguin lovers. Don't get me wrong, I dig Linux. I think Linux even inspired Microsoft to make a shift from throwing in every feature imaginable into their new OSes to focusing on stability as job #1.
But please, take everything a Linux freak says about Microsoft with a grain of salt. A BIG GRAIN OF SALT!
Show me where, and not some article from New Zealand that made a shocking discovery of a file called index.dat and not something a friend showed you that we'll have to take your word for because in reality he was pulling one over on you and you're too dumb to know.Quote:
and those hackers found those hidden files proving microsoft is spyware
****microsoft.com
DUDE, you can't joke around like that! They'll only think of it as more evidence!!!Quote:
Any smart spy knows, you DON"T LEAVE FINGERPRINTS!
heh, the REAL hidden files are over at MS Headquarters, under a header called "markman"
I SAID "Gandalf_Gray_". Watchewtawkinbout!!!
:D
hes fine. Hes a real computer geek. Our school webmaster. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by NotLKH
Jeesh....
How's the neighbor now? He Ok? He hasn't tried offing himself since, has he?
What is going on here then?
Oh nothing, sir! We were just telling good, clean, fictional jokes that we MADE UP. No problem here, sir. Have a nice day. :)
Ok then sonny. Go about your business. But if I hear any more threats against my beloved President I won't be so friendly next time. I hope you understand the implication that I am making. You will be a marked man from now on.
Marked Man
Mark Man
Get it?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CRIPES!!! {shhhhhhh...Quote:
Originally posted by FBI Agent
What is going on here then?
only 1 agent! G*DD*MMNIT!!!
reaches for radio
All Units we need backup NOW! theres a whole FORUM of them, and you send a NEWBIE!!!!
Err, Ehem, Ignore me. I'm drunk.
ehem, rum anyone?
:cool:
Mr and or Mrs NotLKH if that is your real name
I assure you that I am very capable of handling this situation myself. I will forgive your minor indiscretion on account of you being drunk. I do however hope (please read that as a veiled threat if the implication was not clear immediately) that your rum is not imported and is contributing to the economy of this great nation. Be warned though that I am capable of monitoring all of you at least until my shift finishes.
You idiots! You got the feds on our asses now! You see man, they really are tapped into everything, man.
You know I had a friend once and he told me how the government has these satellites and they spy on your every move, they can see through walls, and they know what you're doing. He never really told me why they would waste their time tracking a couple kids staying up for a few too many days on illicit drugs . . . but that's beside the point. He told me how they can project images on your walls with their laser beams . . . I never saw them but I took his word for it.
It doesn't end there, either. Did you know that there are coded messages written backwards through out the dictionary? CHECK IT OUT MAN!
But that's not all . . . when he started telling me about how Mickey Mouse was the Anti-Christ, that's when I really began to get worried.
Government satellites, laser beams, backwards messages in the dictionary, seemingly innocent Disney characters fulfilling Biblical prophecies . . . Microsoft spyware, it's all a global conspiracy to control our minds, man.
and vb backwards is bv. say it 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,003 time fast and you will hear a message from satan
Mr Corn
You are the first member to have violated three federal laws in one post (is that what you youngsters call it?)
1. You have implied that there is a global conspiracy. You will not refer to this nonexistant conspiracy again or our Austrian agents will deal with you.
2. You used the word 'man' at the end of some sentences indicating that you are in possession of illicit drugs which may or may not have been flown directly from Colombia.
3. Your signature contains a link to a Dead Pool. Be warned that should anyone on any of these lists fall foul of the Grim Reaper you and your associates will be first in the line of suspects.
You will receive no further warnings.
DUDE..that is SO TRUE!Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
You idiots! You got the feds on our asses now! You see man, they really are tapped into everything, man.
You know I had a friend once and he told me how the government has these satellites and they spy on your every move, they can see through walls, and they know what you're doing. He never really told me why they would waste their time tracking a couple kids staying up for a few too many days on illicit drugs . . . but that's beside the point. He told me how they can project images on your walls with their laser beams . . . I never saw them but I took his word for it.
It doesn't end there, either. Did you know that there are coded messages written backwards through out the dictionary? CHECK IT OUT MAN!
But that's not all . . . when he started telling me about how Mickey Mouse was the Anti-Christ, that's when I really began to get worried.
Government satellites, laser beams, backwards messages in the dictionary, seemingly innocent Disney characters fulfilling Biblical prophecies . . . Microsoft spyware, it's all a global conspiracy to control our minds, man.
My friend also said that Microsoft and AOL monitor the food you eat and your masturbation habits, and he made a program to find this out. Of course, he can't find the program now (he mixed it in with his porno and lost it), but it also told you every AOL member's social security number and credit card number
You see, on the Internet shopping servers, when you buy something, it logs your credit card number in this secret file, and that gets sent to Bill Gates so he can take money out of your accoutn. Of course some FBI dude held him at gunpoint and told him not to tell anyone.
There's also this website called http://theusgovernmentisevil.cjb.net/ and it has like, evidence from this guy named Timmy who says it's all true. So that must mean that the government is lying to us because we all know Timmy is telling the truth!
When your shift finishes, which part won't you be able to monitor?Quote:
Originally posted by FBI Agent
Mr and or Mrs NotLKH if that is your real name
I assure you that I am very capable of handling this situation myself. I will forgive your minor indiscretion on account of you being drunk. I do however hope (please read that as a veiled threat if the implication was not clear immediately) that your rum is not imported and is contributing to the economy of this great nation. Be warned though that I am capable of monitoring all of you at least until my shift finishes.
on the radio again
get this guy outa here! He's not even using a cover!!!
GET ME THIS GUYS RUNNER, PRONTO!!!:mad:
:D mmmmm, good US AMERICAN rum!!!
rotfl :D
We could go on forever with parodies, but lets not
Parodies? It's true man!Quote:
Originally posted by markman
rotfl :D
We could go on forever with parodies, but lets not
Just like your story is true about the guy who made the secret program that tells you that Microsoft is sending information!
It's all true!
good. you finally believe us
DUDE, IT MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE THEY ALREADY REMOVED IT FROM THE INTERNET!!! Holy crap, man . . . er, dude!Quote:
There's also this website called http://theusgovernmentisevil.cjb.net/ and it has like, evidence from this guy named Timmy who says it's all true. So that must mean that the government is lying to us because we all know Timmy is telling the truth!
Mr TennisManQuote:
Originally posted by jpbtennisman
There's also this website called http://theusgovernmentisevil.cjb.net/ and it has like, evidence from this guy named Timmy who says it's all true. So that must mean that the government is lying to us because we all know Timmy is telling the truth!
You would do your country a great service if you would kindly disclose more details about this person that you refer to as 'Timmy'. The government looks very favorably upon such loyal citizens as we continue to root out and fight the forces of evil including communism, terrorism, sado masochism, non conformists, drug takers, homosexuals, hippies, gothic teens and sinister loners.
Any information that you provide will remain strictly confidential unless that information indicates that you are potentially within one of the listed groups.
Keep up the good work for America!
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by FBI Agent
sado masochism
This FBI person has a fettish :D
Dude, shutup, he knows where you live!
Yeah and my friend Timmy knows that you ordered computer parts in October! and he knwos your credit card but he won't tell me because he says it's secret Microsoft information that the govnerment told him not to say.Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
Dude, shutup, he knows where you live!
I will give you the benefit of the doubt that this post was not indeed an accusation and was an attempt at an untrue story containing humor (which we sometimes grudgingly refer to as a joke).Quote:
Originally posted by markman
This FBI person has a fettish :D
Mr Markman, your spelling leaves much to be desired from a citizen of the United States. Please indicate the name of the school which you attend, assuming that you are not a truant. We will further investigate the practices of your principal.
You are making me angry. I am not nice when I am angry.
Oh crap, then he knows about the blow-up doll, too!Quote:
Yeah and my friend Timmy knows that you ordered computer parts in October! and he knwos your credit card but he won't tell me because he says it's secret Microsoft information that the govnerment told him not to say.
:eek:
HOW DID YOU KNOW? ITS TRUE!!!! TIMMY KNOWS ALL!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah he told me about htat...ooops...Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
Oh crap, then he knows about the blow-up doll, too!
timmy must be santa. he sees you when you are ordering computer parts, hes sees you buying groceries online, he knows if youve been bad or good, so please dont mas-tur-bate.
Ohhhhhh! You better watch out.........