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I like eating carrots that were up jpbtennismans ass.
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Originally posted by aknisely
I like eating carrots that were up jpbtennismans ass.
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Originally posted by Stefan Raab
Working in a tar factory made me what I am today.
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
Linux = Quality
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Originally posted by aknisely
Working in a strip club made me what I am today.
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
Working kovan's ass made me what I am today
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Originally posted by aknisely
Making tossed salads for kovan made me what I am today
i wonder how long before a mod walks into this soupa thread?
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Originally posted by Stefan Raab
i wonder how long before my mom walks in and I give her head?
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
I wish my wiener was not made by AMD.
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Originally posted by Stefan Raab
I wish I had a weiner
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
I rip apart any ass made by Intel
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Originally posted by denniswrenn
I rip apart any ass I can find
HEY! Why did you get rid of the subject line!?Quote:
Originally posted by Stefan Raab
i wonder how long before a mod walks into this soupa thread?
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
I have been sending thoughts to Dennis' head and I made him say stuff that I was thinking.
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
Somehow i show my ass.
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Originally posted by Stefan Raab
Somehow i blow my cats.
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
Somehow, my cats blow me, and it doesn't hurt when they bite anymore.
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Originally posted by denniswrenn
I dress my cats in sexy underwear then strangle them. After, I light a cane of butane on fire and dance around singing "Why won't Raab have sex with me anymore???"
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Originally posted by aknisely
My cat bit it off.
Originally posted by denniswrenn
I wonder when the mods step in...:eek:
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My cat jacked it off
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Originally posted by parksie
In Britain, we actually say these things!!
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Originally posted by parksie
I wish my cat would do that.
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Originally posted by aknisely
In Canada, we actually do these things!!
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
In America, I have no friends
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Originally posted by aknisely
In America, they won't let me jack off my cat.
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Originally posted by denniswrenn
In America, they let me jack off my cat
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Originally posted by aknisely
In Canada, I DO jack off my cat
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
My cat's **** is so much bigger than mine!!!
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Originally posted by aknisely
My cat's ***** is so much wetter than mine!!!
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Help! Somebody let me out of here! dammit it's getting hot in here! i'm homosexual! HELLLLP!!!!
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Originally posted by aknisely
No! keep me in here! dammit it's getting hot in here! i'm homosexual and I'm surrounded by gays! YESSS!!!!
I know you are but what am I?
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Originally posted by aknisely
I know I am but what are you?
Touche!!
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Originally posted by aknisely
Touch me!!
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Douche!!
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Originally posted by jpbtennisman
Douche me!!
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Originally posted by aknisely
I obviously don't know what the word douche means!
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Originally posted by aknisely
My Douche is too small, or maybe the carrots I used last time were too large...
The carrots was a few pages ago.