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Vacuum flasks keep hot things hot, and cold things cold. But HTF do they KNOW?
By checking their tickets before the things enter the flask.
Then the lid is screwed back on. A little switch is flicked at the bottom and the appropriate method is being executed. Method A for Hot, Method B for Cold and Method C for Room Temperature.
No ticket, no entry. Clearly. Simple. Effective.
Weird world huh :D
How about the plain paper copier?
Testicles.
vaginas.
vagina get's my vote
The widget in draught flow guinness?
Well, whats the good of copying plain paper cos u are only gonna get plain paper and since u already got plain paper before you started then really you got nothing.Quote:
Originally posted by Jim Brown
How about the plain paper copier?
Post-it Notes
-Cleanup
It's a security thing Stu. You see, the spys use invisible ink, as every schoolboy knows. Then you copy those SEEMINGLY plain bits of paper, then you've got a secret copy that no-one knows you have. Or something.Quote:
Originally posted by beachbum
Well, whats the good of copying plain paper cos u are only gonna get plain paper and since u already got plain paper before you started then really you got nothing.
How much evidence do you need? 1, 2 cases? {oh, yeh, Plus 1 for your teacher!}Quote:
Originally posted by goudabuddha
I'm investigating that beer thing...if I can find enough evidence to support it, I might actually use that.....
I'd sure be quite memorable, I'm sure I could be convincing, but could I get enough evidence....
3 cases? Meet me at the corner, bring 30 bucks...
:D
i only drink fiddlers elbow brand
BTW, the greatest of inventions:-> Language.
Pantamiming "We're in trouble! Lions, Tigers and snakes are invading! Follow me, Hurry!" Left too many too exhausted to escape!
Obviously, the first word ever uttered was "urrruuhnnn!!!!"
, thus "run!!!!!!"
The first words ever uttered were:
"**** this ****, man, I'm gonna go get me some ****ing beer."
lol,
Then, the asterisk must be the greatest invention! I understood everything! With only 1 char!
OOPs, you mispelled it, its supposed to be:Quote:
Originally posted by aknisely
The first words ever uttered were:
"**** this ****, man, I'm gonna go get me some ****ing beer."
"***** this ****, man, I'm gonna go get me some ****ing beer."
***** is a 5 letter word, not 4!