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i have interests, not hobbies. hobbies cost money, interests are free.
But my hobby is robbing banks so therefore it cancels out and counts as an interest ;)
sperm is good currency in some places, especally in mikes mothers bed room(s) ;)
i use wampum
ahhhhh, talk to Ian, you two will have fun together ;)
but if you once take a step into my part of the closet i will have to eat your ears off your knees!
i hear ya (but i won't if i come too close i guess)
good :D
im off, night.
mike has multiple mothers?Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
sperm is good currency in some places, especally in mikes mothers bed room(s) ;)
it is possible for a child to have 3 mothers
I did well, didn't I :p
Night Simon!
With some creativity it may be possible to have more than one mother, and indeed more than father...Quote:
Originally posted by Earl of Gonds
it is possible for a child to have 3 mothers
Take 25% of the chromosomes from each, voila, one f**ked up kid!
well, you can have the mother who donated the egg, the foster mother, and the mother who carries the fetus
wow, i am starting to understand my origins. now, is it possible to have at least 7 of these parents be coked out grizzly bears on hiadus?
probably not, i don't think the genes splice
Could be an amusing and thoroughly enlightening experience trying, though :D
they tried with mudskippers, you saw what happened (swamp thing if you don't know)
Ahh...my parentage finally comes out ;)
who is that in your avatar parskie?
It's one of the "Face Off"s (Bite Me) :)
cool, it's a nice picto
:cool:
Sorry, no Fish Today :(
How about some crabs then?:confused:
I blame the dolphins. The b*stards have eaten them all.
I am sooooooooooo dissappointed!!!!!!!! Friday is no day to be without fish!!!!!! I say we eat the dolphins!
Yeah, but we'll have to catch them with poles ( it says so on the tuna tins ). Or is that the tuna and we catch dolphons with nets ? No matter as long as we get 'em and teach them a lesson they'llnever forget.
Good morning, Mr. Mullet!
If the dolphins have any sense at all they should be attracted to your gorgeous mullet and we should have them caught in no time! I'll start preparing the tartar sauce!!
I thought that was the stuff you scraped off teeth? Or is *that* what the dentists do with it afterwards?!?!?! :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I'll start preparing the tartar sauce!!
and good afternoon ( UK time ) to you Katie. I was thinking before that this is the first time in yonks that I've been online at the same time as you.
The mullet is something that I am rightly proud of and ofcourse you've noticed it's other purpose - a fishing net. I grew it so that if I'm ever shipwrecked on a desert island I have a means of survival. Not many people notice that.
Whilst typing this reply parksie has rudely butted in and I'm sure it's a smutty comment about fish or mullets. Some people huh ?
I am currently writing a book entitled "Multiple Mullet Uses". If you care to contribute I will be sure to give you a mention in the forward.
Parksie........hehehe:rolleyes:
Here's one for you - it works well as a chasity device. Women run a mile when they see me walking down the street.
In that case it would double as an excercise plan....running a mile has to be good for the legs...the heart as well!!!
I like legs... ;)
It's good at Christmas, you can get away with saying "I'd like a nice piece of breast please" in front of your parents :D
New day, new fish?
If I were your parents, I would be absolutely mortified. Have you seen the size of chicken breasts??Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
It's good at Christmas, you can get away with saying "I'd like a nice piece of breast please" in front of your parents :D
Swordfish :cool:
When can we have Jellyfish?
Today's fish ?
Well there was this girl in my lecture there just a few minutes ago, and I swear she hasnt washed in weeks!
Did you ask her what she does for a crust ? :D
Well I was going to go have a chat, but I found that I just couldnt get inside that 7 foot olfactory proximity-shield she was emitting.