Sounds like FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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Sounds like FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
yeah, my dad's was at the beguining of the month, my nans last week and my mums next week so it's a busy month :)
I know the feeling! I have a son graduating, another son taking finals for college, a daughter who is performing this weekend, a puppy that is a very adorable bratchild, and a husband that is graduating too! I'm up to my eyeballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but it's definatley good to celebrate loved ones as I'm sure you know :cool:
Sounds like fun. Congrats to your son Katie, and good luck to the other, Tom and Erin. If they're anything like you, then they'll be brilliant!
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.
"Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house.
"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"
"My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."
:D:D:D
That's very true Ian!! that's what makes life worthwhile!
Thanks Vicky! You're so sweet!
:) *hugs for Katie* :)
:eek:WOW:eek: 7000 posts Katie? Boy have I got some catching up to do!
you've got to get pas me first, I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangment though :eek: :D
And old one, but funny :D
Quote:
A man and his wife were sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked "Who created the Earth and man?" The woman poked the man with her knitting needle and the man screamed, "GOD!" The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right."
Then he asked "Who is God's son?" Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!" Again, the priest said, "Correct."
Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when she didn't want any more children?" The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he screamed "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!" The priest smiled and said, "That's right."
Quote:
Dear Tide,
I have always used your product ever since my college days, because mom says it was the best. One weekend about a month ago, I was at my girlfriend's place, wearing my new white shirt. Much to my chagrin, I spilled some red wine on my white shirt. She made a comment about my drinking problem, one thing lead to another, and soon I had her blood all over my not-so-nice white shirt. I tried washing it with her detergent, and it just didn't do the trick. So, on my way home, I stopped at the store and picked up a box of new Ultra Tide. It washed the stain so well that the DNA tests were entirely inconclusive! I can't praise your product enough. Thank you for saving my life! I must go now. I also have to send my praise to the makers of Hefty garbage bags...
Thanks again!
John Smith
I have 18959 posts in all!!!!! I'm shooting for 20K by the three year mark!
8544 of useless rubbish for me :cool:
Cool Katie :cool: Not sure how many I have
vicky, it's 3495. just click on the search button under one of your posts :)
Ian, I've enjoyed every single post.........even if they made me groan with agony at bad puns! You are the greatest!
Vicky, just click on the search button in one of your posts and it tells you how many posts you've made!
Thanks guys :) Wow! That many? I think there's about 3 useful ones in there.
it's just a shame that things seem to be dying down here at the moment :( might have to start using turtle tips so I can antagonise the little hittler :D
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey baby! (ooh! aah!)
:D
My mood is quickly being reduced to that of a rampaging wildebeast in the middle of a cheetah pride.:(