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no i agree with you katie, i'm usually using those words very rarely and i agree that i was using it wrong.

there are exceptions though (but they are not many), i have to look up Claudia Schieffer on altavista

*yawn* I really need to move to a country where taking a nap after lunch is encouraged.

I'm too full and I can't think properly....plus my eyelids keep drooping. I need a pillow and a blanket! The only thing keeping me awake are my popsicle toes.........oh and your wonderful conversations too!:)

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i have to look up Claudia Schieffer on altavista

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mmmmmm, I wish I could look up Claudia Schieffer, but thats a pleasure thats reserved for her boyfreind and her gynachologist:p

SD

hmmm

i'd say 3.24 on scale from 0 to 10

Just where has page 300 got too?


I'm sure it's round here somewhere.


SD

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hmmm

i'd say 3.24 on scale from 0 to 10

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I hope you're using the horse scale.

i.e. It would take 3.24 horses to pull me off her:p

SD

why is that, you'll find them anywhere anyway.

a pillow and a blanket, that would have the opposite effect right?

SD I just posted some good advice for you on the Love thread;)

http://hjem.get2net.dk/avatar/gal/cl...hiffer_004.jpg

I'm coming honey. I hafd this picture on my wall for years. (Of course mine had a few more stains on it.....)

SD

i'm being very strict usually i could get more than 5 decimals :p dunno where you can get 0.24 of a horse.
if someone wants me to look twice i need more than 8

that's one of the better pictures of her, 6.112

Where are the Mel Gibson pictures? I demand equal time!;) :p

Katie,

Thanks for the rules. They're almost strict enough.

Kedaman,

Strangely theres a ranch near us with a big sign outside saying "horse quarters". Now I know what they really mean, but I wish I had the balls (drunk enough?) to go up to the door and say "Yes, I'm here to buy a quarter of a horse, the hind left if you have one available, we're having a bit of a bar-b-q."

:p


As for ole Claudia, shes also a multi-multi millionaress, now thats got to be worth a couple of extra points.

SD

So how old is your daughter?

page 300?

nah, money has it's specific dimension, and i keep them separate. well, horse meat must be very tasty i guess, haven't tried but moose and reindeer.

yep, 38 until 12k

My beautiful girl.

My daughters only a year and a half, but it's never too early to start sharpening the ole axe.

SD

nope, she looks good

Agreed! My husband has been sharpening since day one!

HI!!!!::)

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My beautiful girl.

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Hey she's a cutie!

And Erin is another name for Ireland, but I'm sure you knew that!

SD

Hello!

hi

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Hey she's a cutie!

And Erin is another name for Ireland, but I'm sure you knew that!

SD

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Thanks! I'm rather proud of her. She's a great kid too!

Howdy mbaker!

Here's some piccies of my wee lass Jemma.

http://members.home.net/petecotton/

And yes her cousins really are called Chance and Storm. My brother has an even more weird sense of humour than me. Don't worry though we slag them every opportunity we get!

SD

P.S. Yes, I'm in there too.

hehe, thats how you look SD :p

Adorable SD......looks just like her Ma;)

Her cousin isn't named Chance Leigh is she?:rolleyes:

Be purely by chance if she were ;)

Is her brother named Random Screw?

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hehe, thats how you look SD :p

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Yeah, it's not a pretty sight is it :D

I'm glad Jemma takes after her ma.

Katie, her name isn't Chance Leigh, but what if she puts on weight, she'll be fat chance, too skinny = slim Chance.:)

Poor Storm, her middle names elisabeth. If she marries somebody ca;lled day she'll be Storm E. Day :eek:

SD

or Strom E. Weather is she marries Jim Weathers.

Storm E D
hehe

They are going to get so much abuse when they grow up.

If he has a son he wants to call him Trogg.

He wanted Mungo (after Blazing Saddles), but he went off that name when my mum approved, pointing out that it was the patron saint of Glasgow.

He does it just to p*ss my mum off:)

SD

Glasgow has a patron saint? Wow...I didn't think anyone liked Glasgow :rolleyes:

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Glasgow has a patron saint? Wow...I didn't think anyone liked Glasgow :rolleyes:

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Maybe he p*ssed god off? I can just see God now...

"Ah yes, Mungo. Now lets see what we have left.... and this in no way reflects on you peeing in my chalice of wine at last years christmas party.... lets see now, you can have Glasgow or a kick in the testicles. Which would you prefer?"

SD (and his holy vision)

Hey maybe I'm a Prophet.... or maybe I'm just trying to make one ;)

So who's the Patron Saint of VB-World then?

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So who's the Patron Saint of VB-World then?

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"Cookie Monster" from Sesame Street!

SD

Are you sure it's not Snuffleupagus?

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Are you sure it's not Snuffleupagus?

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Good idea, but why settle for a saint when we can have a Goddess.

Claudia Schieffer come on down!!!!!

SD

Hey. Everyone knows I'm the patron saint of VB-World :D

that was what i was going to say

Down Boy!

I don't think that works for me, sorry!

Who symbolizes the twisted, yet intelligent, ambience of VB-World?

You :D

:eek:

I don't think I can be a member and the Patron Saint can I?:p

I feel a poll coming on.

Anyway, I must meander home.

I might check in later, but you'll all probably be tucked away in your (or preferably somebody elses) beds.

So see ya's later/tommorrow for more fun with Sesame Street.

Todays program has been brought to you by the letters VB and the error code 13.

SD

G'Night SurfDemon!:)

Bye SD, nice talking to you :p

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I feel a pole coming on.

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That's funny...that's what I think to myself everytime Tom has the glint in his eye........:eek:

thats one less to worry about when trying to get the 12k post now

hehe

:D:D:D LOL @ Katie ;)

well

ok, i mean 12k

I only have about 20 minutes and I'm going home!!!! Erin has ballet class tonight so I have to leave on time.....so....get your jokes in while you still can!

Congrats Kensuke :)

Okay Katie...you set 'em up...I'll knock 'em down :)

here's my first:

whats the difference between a lawyer and a blonde?

Why do I always have to set things up? I'd much rather be the one going down!

thanks mike