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That's what you said about the Snorkelling Camels :D
I want whatever those guys are having.
I see David Bekham with shades has entered the pub.
FIK off Man U scumbags.
They're coming for me, someone hide me quick!!!
*Jumps out of Nightwalkers bed and back into the closet*
All the designers from VB;s work barge in in a limp wristed fashion ("like all designers")!!
"Wheres that Ginger boy? Are we ever going to spank him for wasting our time."
VB points to the cupboard.
The designers grip their crayons and pencils and stride towards the cupboard.
:eek:
Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
They're coming for me, someone hide me quick!!!
*Jumps out of Nightwalkers bed and back into the closet*
GET OUT OF MY CLOSET NOW :p
But it's nice in here, especially with all those nice dresses you have.Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwalker83
GET OUT OF MY CLOSET NOW :p
Bodwad decides designers are annoying and flames them all to oblivion :D :D :D
MOOOOAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh and those dresses look Sh*t on you NW you really should go shopping for new ones!!!!
*Bodwad opens the closet door and lets rip some more burning angry (a slightly arousing :D) flames!!!
What was that VB, Huh....., Gingernut......, OH SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
So now you know a like playing dress up:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
But it's nice in here, especially with all those nice dresses you have.
Yes mummy:pQuote:
Oh and those dresses look Sh*t on you NW you really should go shopping for new ones!!!!
good boy now rush into the flames and save Gingernut my son:D :D :D :D :D
He can stay here:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
good boy now rush into the flames and save Gingernut my son:D :D :D :D :D
NW and Gingernut dance among the flames in glee wearing there new fireproof Nuns smoks.
Maybe designers are immune to flame Bodwad.
Try something else. Preferably more painfull.
Nice handbags boys.
Naked chick boy nuns enter the room. What the hell have you 2 done to our clothing. OOooohhh HELLO sailors.
VB leaps out of window.
*Bodwad pulls out a grenade pulls the pin and lobs it into the closet.
Geronimo :eek: :eek: :eek:
*Bodwad follows Vb out of the window and hears a loud bang behind him as the grenade goes off
*vb and bodwad slowly peek over the windowsill into the darkness beyond... :confused: :confused: :confused:
Do you think it worked vb???? :confused: :confused:
Well theres a bit of Gingernut over there and another over there and another over there.Quote:
Do you think it worked vb???? :confused: :confused:
I think you dealt with Gingernut and NW but those Nuns look seriously pissed.
Yea but i dont see anything of those designers so the question still stands??? :confused: :confused: :confused:
Hmmm i am going to run now because they do look at bit miffed :( :(
*Bodwad points at VB ;)
it was him really it was he threw the grenade in from the window after all only an idiot would throw at grenade where he was standing after all i only just got out in time.
*Bodwad runs around the side of the pub screeming as the nuns pick up VB and start pounding him to a pulp :eek: :eek:
P.S
Sorry NW and Gingernut hope your alright but those designers where getting too close for comfort :D :D :D :D :D
VB cries out in pain and pleasure at the lashing the nuns are giving him.
Realising that VB enjoyse this sort of thing they decide to checkout there dog trap round th side of the pub.
There whimpering in the corner is Bodwad. The nuns sharpen their blades and proceed to perform a castration on BodwadUK who is now known as Miss Bodwad.
I demand cheese now! :mad:
You can have some cottage cheese from my doorstep if you like.
*Bodwad sits in the corner sewing his assets back on and humming a high pitched tune :( :( :( :(
Sorry no cheese here just really gone off milk that looks like cheese but it in fact has crunchy bits in it :eek: :eek: :eek:
The Nuns renew their attack on VB this time they shove a chainsaw up his bum!!!!! :D :D :D
CHEESE...
WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN CHEESE!!!
If there's no cheese then the 15 pregnant gorillas will need shaving :mad:
*Bodwad points to Gingernut
He ate all the cheese he can shave the damn gorillas!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
*Bodwad takes out a bubble gun and starts shooting bubbles at everyone
:D :D :D :D :D
gimme a Pan-Galactic-Gargle-Blaster, on the rocks with a twist... oh, yeh; & a bag of nuts m8:D
*A big soapy bubble lands smack in Gingernuts eye*
ARGH!!! I'm blind!!!
*Runs straight into a hairy gorillas butt*
mmm, feels like Nightwalker.
*After serving the pan galactic gargle blaster to zarquon Bodwad blows bubbles into zarquons eyes steals the drink and downs it in one
OH MY MOTHER F***ING N** I CANT BREATH:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
VB walks up to zarquon and puts his nuts into zarquons hands
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Just at that moment the police raid the pub.
What the FIK is going on here?
VB blushes.
*NW runs out of the back of the pub screaming those nuns touched me :(*
Nah it's just the monkey on steroidsQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
*A big soapy bubble lands smack in Gingernuts eye*
ARGH!!! I'm blind!!!
*Runs straight into a hairy gorillas butt*
mmm, feels like Nightwalker.
Officer i am an innocent victim in all this please save me!!!!
*Bodwad runs away making a Whoooping noise as he goes
Whhhoooooooopppppppppp
whhooooooooppppppppppp!!!!!!!!1:D :D :D
Bodwad, Gingernut and Nightwalker are bound, gagged, beaten by the Law and thrown in the back of the van.
Looking into the shadows you notice 2 others. Unlike you they are not bound and gagged.
Ooooh look.....its Gary Glitter and Mathew Kelly.
Hello boys.
A policaman smiles and hands his fat truncheon to Gary.
VB smiles till he realises that someone has his nuts.
:confused:
Oh sorry here they are!!! :D :D :D
*As VB reaches to take them back Bodwad drags him in and throws him a Gary and Mathew.
RUMMMMMBLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*Bodwad attacks the nearest policemen
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
VB bites the nose off of one of the policemen then realises that it was gingernut and not a policeman and it wasnt a nose.
FIGHT FIGHT
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Keep going lads they will give up soon!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
My God
Gingernut has fallen in the battle !
Gingernut has been slain !
Gingernut is dead !
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
On..... On you noblest English !!!!
For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother
be he ner so vile this day shall gentle his condition
and gentlemen in England now abed shall think themselves accursed when they meet the survivors of the great Battle of the Van
*Bodwad Kicks VB in the Nuts :mad: :mad:
GET ON WITH THE FIGHT AND SHUT UP!!!!!
*Bodwad Dives once more into the fight before walking out talking to Gingernut
Wait a minute if i am here, Gingernuts here and VB's here at the end of the fight then who the ***** is the dead Gingernut looking guy lying down on the ground????? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
He must be a copper.
WE WON
Lets find someone else to beat up.
Yay :D :D :D :D :D
*Bodwad Lunges towards the nuns yelling his battle cry
Woof ;) ;) ;)
Oh no, I feel a sneeze coming...
ah...
ah...
ah...
ACHOO
*Big gloopy green boogers hang all over the pub*
Anyone got a tissue?
The nuns fight like manic manic people, the midgets hurl pint glasses at everyone, Gary reincarnated wiizzez over anyone under 16, Mathew kelly tosses turds at everyone and the monkey seems to be having a wail of a time.
VB decides that enough is enough. It is 5:oo and VB needs his tea.
Hold the fightr till tomorrow.
I'll be back
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
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ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES GINGER A DULL NUT!!!
*Bodwad wakes up looking like s***!!!!
Oh my word why do i hurt all over??? :( :( :( :(
And what are these whip marks???? :eek: :eek:
Wait a minute they seem to say something.......
it says
Quote:
VB Was Ere
Gingernut was Ere
NW Was Ere
And As you can tell Bodwad was Ere
Oh my god fellas how could you do such a thing after those nuns nocked me out, i am now really worried as to why my bum hurts!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
That's what happens when you give a monkey to many steroids. The monkey couldn't control its self.Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
*Bodwad wakes up looking like s***!!!!
Oh my word why do i hurt all over??? :( :( :( :(
And what are these whip marks???? :eek: :eek:
Wait a minute they seem to say something.......
it says
Oh my god fellas how could you do such a thing after those nuns nocked me out, i am now really worried as to why my bum hurts!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I forgot to tell you guys.
Its a proboscus monkey. They are renowned for having very large penises.
Poor Bodwad.....BOTWAD more like.
*Bodwad Attacks VB
I hate you and you damn monkey :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
*Bodwad grabs a Bannana from the fruit bowl and places it down VB pants
Here Monkey monkey monkey :D :D :D
*The monkey bounds over and down VB's pants, vbs face turns red and he screems in pain as the monkey gets over excited.
F****** hell it is big isnt it VB :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
*VB can no longer stand and is crawling around in agony as the monkey leaves with a big smile, and a bannana for a snack
REVENGE IS SWEET :D :D :D :D :D
Oh and NW
YOUR NEXT
we must let the monkey rest a while ;) ;) ;)
I thought I'd torched this place ...
/flicks match in barrels of beer.
Well, it is now ... sayonara ! :evil:
VB hobbles over to Wally. Grabs the little git by the ears, straps him down and invites the monkey over for game of hide the sausage.
Wally is very sore and very angry.
Now Bodwad where is NW. I have a fresh banana!!
:confused:
Little git ? I'm 1m90 and I eat geordies for breakfast, lunch and dinner !
Try me ...
*Bodwad bites Wally
URGGHHHH YOU TASTE HORRIBLE!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Thats the last time i try you :D :D :D :D
Bodwad did tell me that you liked eating men.
Lets scare him off and tell him we are members of the munch bunch!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
I have an idea.
You hold Wally down and I'll castrate him.
Then we can jump on Gingernut and sew Wallys gonnads onto Gingernuts forehead for a laugh.
How're you planning to do that with broken limbs ?
*Bodwad Pulls out Boris the flame thrower
ITS TIME TO PLAY :D :D :D :D :D
*Bodwad sets wally pip alight With a manic look of glee on his face
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Huh ? You were fried to a crisp last time I saw you. Besides, your little pathetic flame doesn't hurt me :grin:
*Walks in wearing one of Nightwalkers dresses*
Hi boys ;)
Bodwad shoves Boris up wally pips behind and lets rip some flames, Wally Pip Explodes in one giant bang!!!!
But wait a minute nothing seems to be around that could be his remains i think we have just witnessed a space time anomaly!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
WHERE'S Wally Pip
P.s Look out for the book coming out soon :D :D :D :D
Jes Bodwad.
I didnt realis you where a Physa, Phizza, Fizzasis.......................................
MAD SCIENTIST.
LOOk what you did to Wally:
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/herve.monteils/lapin2.jpg
He doesnt look well.
Where's my geordie repellant ? They're getting slightly annoying :evil: