Really? Whats it like?Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
I smoke salmon without filter :cool:
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Really? Whats it like?Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
I smoke salmon without filter :cool:
WORK Virus
There is a new virus going around called WORK. If you receive any sort of WORK, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague, do not open it. Those who have opened WORK have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter WORK via e-mail or are faced with any WORK at all, purge the virus by sending an e-mail to your boss with the words 'This is too much for me, I'm going out for a soda. This better not be here when I get back.'
Your brain should automatically delete the WORK. If you receive WORK in paper document form, simply lift the document and drag the WORK to your trash can.
Send this message to all your friends in your address book. If you do not have anyone in your address book, then the WORK virus has already corrupted your life!
Yeah!Quote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
(Me or Maki?)
Hi All :p
Hey Bonker, how are you?
Quote:
Form Letter For Rejecting Men
This goes out to any woman who’s had to reject any losers, which probably includes all women. Now you have a form letter to send out.
Form letter for women:
Dear (man's name)-
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition:
Check those that apply:
___Your last name is objectionable. I can’t imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.
___Your first name is objectionable. It’s just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.
___The fact that our finest dining experience to date has been at McDonald’s reveals a thriftiness that I find unappealing.
___Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality.
___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself.
___Your breasts are bigger than mine.
___Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants, then you can’t GET into my pants.
___You’re too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.
___You’re too tall. I’m developing a chronic neck condition from trying to kiss you.
___You have a hairy back.
___I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.
___The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.
___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.
___You still live with your parents.
___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting.
___ Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker.
___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long term partner.
___ Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should, however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.
___The fact that you categorize the Pro Bowler’s Tour as "must see TV" demonstrated that you do not meet my intelligence requirements.
___ Somehow I doubt those condoms that I found in your overnight bag were really necessary for a successful business trip.
___ I am out of your league; set your sights lower next time.
Sincerely,
Your Name
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Originally posted by Buck Danny, Fighter Pilot PhD. (deceased)
I'm off to see the Fat Lady ate St. Elms Square. Page me on my e-mail address if you don't need me and stay off my jet with your filthy hands.
Three pints and curry please and don't be too stingy on the salt, there's a good chap.
Cheerio !
Pfiew, it works !
Anyone familiar with the works of the Sisters of Mercy ?
Which cd should I get ? (Or none at all :D)
Evening all :)
This evening I will be mostly slapping my wrists :(
:cool:
Hey guys, have you seen the news! A plane crashed into the Pirelli skyscraper in Italy!
hi people angels here :) :) :)
Hey Angel, how are you?
fine, but bored.
Heard about that....what's the deal?Quote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
Hey guys, have you seen the news! A plane crashed into the Pirelli skyscraper in Italy!
no big deal, vickys just excited bout it. Dunno why.
Hey (hey)
I'm your life
I'm the one who takes you there
hey (hey)
I'm your life
I'm the one who cares
they (they)
they betray
I'm your only true friend now
they (they)
they'll betray
I'm forever there
what up people?? howz it goin down?? :D:D:D
Evening all :)
Evening people :)
no people on here mike ;)
I'm here, but I'm a pixie :)
I'm not, I'm just pissed off.Quote:
Originally posted by cosmic angel
no big deal, vickys just excited bout it. Dunno why.
whats up Vicky?