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i could have sworn that chair was blue before it paid its bus fare
I'm sure I just encountered an invisible fairy.
Copious amounts of spam coaxed the fairy to return.
The daft chair drove the car into a heap of mystified rainbows.
The pumice are investigating.
An auburn syrup pudding just ate my foot. :(
I've pickled my naval with an angry oyster and half a tram.
the fairy and the dog cannot communicate where they belong :(Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
An infusion of babytalk has spoiled the racers:(
My telephone keeps calling me Mrs. Marple :confused:
The acorns are echoing the silence of the gnome....all is well!
Never have cream tea while wrapped in a bubonic harpie.
Never has my spleen felt more alive!
I have evacuated the burble. All I need now are some steamed matrions.
Matrions are hard to digest, might I suggest a little marionette in a velvet suit?
That salad ate right through the brake lining. You don't want to know what it did to the badger.
It is gleeful indeed when the crickets chirp the sunflower waltz!
Dancing a merry jig the toad ate the unicorn in one gulp.
Suddenly a hissing noise awoke me, rising in my allotment a giant gorilla with buckets filled with baked carpet and a japanese bailiff with a fork.
Yet again the daft daisies dawdle daintily towards the towel.
Every Monday, an uncommonly pink bat swoops down and nests in my ear.
You most certainly are!Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
I am not a Bear or a Raven.
when taking laxertives, please make sure that you are in an upright position and that a pathway is clearly marked.
I've got 14 tarbucks on my fear-bike :cool:
Swirling and rippling are my favorites....especially in Spring!:)
There is a fire and leaf raking festivity at the Castle of Noddy.
You are all magnetically invited :cool:
Ear fluff leads to loss of jelly beans when the floss is full-fledged!
Uh, I'll have a blancmange please, Bob.
Escape pods can be quite flattering when worn with a little black dress.
ive got a size of a magazine, squirrels dance naked with windolene, 5 turkeys on a straw with bagles that need scups and fours...
I present you thrice with cordial butchers, they foam in sequence.
I am neither a goldfish nor a hedgerow.
Our Chrismas pudding had a massive love-in with the tax forms yesterday. :eek:
Stuffed mackeral makes an excellent facial......elements AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a refridgerator full of pickled satellites and spinning loafers.
I'm going to confront you with an overweight mayor :mad:
... and he quietly hummed a glue stick :(
"It's a hard knock life for us,
It's a hard knock life for us,
been assembling office furniture all night long,
Dancing in my tea..."
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I offer you a haircut from a tumbling gibbon.
I have been vanquished by a whirlygig:(
i smoked some haddock whilst i played the bongos
I was happy with the onion plasma, but the nose-bubble was just too much. :mad:
This weekends events have been cancelled due to asparagus ferns.:(
Walking with a jello cane is good for your yeast allergy !
The spinning letters tumbled past Jim in a mist of abfjkefksdj. "That's nice," he thought.
I'll have a shaved ant beer and a concrete beetroot cabinet please Sally. Thank you !
marble phones are much more comfortable than granite chairs.
I've folded a wheelbarrow between the teeth of a jewish racecourse :cool:
too many many makes few, and doo few tomatoes makes me hungry
I'm collecting on behalf of the airborne dwarf mission.
When everybody plays, we all win a lollipop...if not, why not?
Hi, I'm Richard and I'll be your serial killer for tonight, speciality bouncy castle. :cool:
March comes in like a wildebeast and routs the gumballs.
A smile, a frown, with open mouth,
A grin, a wink, with your tongue out.
The shades look up, I am upset.
Oh my god I do not know.
Toast is in season now.
:radiator:
Indigo or violet? I don't think I should have mismatched nostrils.
In a wombat situation you must always remember to point the doorknob of your shoe at your enema and keep your finger firmly on the coat hanger.
My bosom wasn't this shape yesterday.
Mondays are the hair on the tongue of life
Monday is the wombat sombrely lurching on a trip tray.
Monday is the salsa squeezed from unripe lemmings.