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Better get rid of all the strippers then:pQuote:
He has informed me that his first rule is to ban everyone over the age of 16.
Gary has left me with a very sore ass :mad:
I question VB's decision to leave him in charge of this establishment :(
NW its under 16's only so the strippers can stay :eek: :eek: :eek:
P.S i didnt hire them that was NW and dont approve of gary asking me to leave a bunch of children in his hands!!! Literaly!!! :D :D :D :D
He didn't tell me he was a priest:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
NW its under 16's only so the strippers can stay :eek: :eek: :eek:
P.S i didnt hire them that was NW and dont approve of gary asking me to leave a bunch of children in his hands!!! Literaly!!! :D :D :D :D
Thats cause he was chucked out for touching those Nuns!!!! :D :D
Maybe we can chuck Gary out if we both charge him and give him a damn good thrashing!!!!!!:D :D :D
:DQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Thats cause he was chucked out for touching those Nuns!!!! :D :D
Maybe we can chuck Gary out if we both charge him and give him a damn good thrashing!!!!!!:D :D :D
Bleedin ell.
I give you lot the entire weekend with Gary and he is still alive.
You people are loosing your touch.
*NW gets Gary and ties him to the table then gets his chainsaw*
VB grins manically.
What you got in mind?
I thought Gingernut was the Executioner.
I think you should start with a soldering iron.
Can I chop his bits off?
Set the Nuns on him i am sure they want revenge!!!! :D :D :D
Actually wheres the monkey and its stick?????:confused: :confused:
I think we should vote on this :
1)Chop his bits off.
2)Use the chainsaw on him.
3)Set the Nuns on him.
4)Use the soldering iron.
5)"My Favourite"......All of the above and lots more besides.
Maybe :
I insert soldering iron, Bodwad directs the Nuns, Gingernut chops his bits off and NW uses the chainsaw on his feet.
I think we should chop em off!!!! Oh but no wait now the chainsaw sounds a good idea, oh but now the nuns could do some damage but so could a soldering iron!!!!!!!!!! Oh i dont know........Ummmm........:confused: :confused: :confused:
Cant we just all take one and use it on him i bagsie the flame thrower (new but fun)....... might reck the pub a bit but please can i use it PLEASE......:D :D :D :D
I'll make it easier for you BodWad.
The red box, the black box, the green box, the yellow box or the orange box.
Plenty of prizes, full of suprises.
:)
Oh but i just want to use Boris my trusty flame thrower :( :( :( :(
*Bodwad pulls on a giant backpack and starts the gas flowing with a strike of a match the gas is lit and he is ready to go!!!
Gary: NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Bodwad thrusts the flame thrower up garys bum and lets go a jet of blames
Gary: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Gary suddenly turns into a super monster and is really pissed off!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Jesus......It stinks in here.
Has someone let one off.
Can someone please tell me why Gary Glitter is 18 feet tall with flames coming out of his butt.
Bodwad........you cant be left alone for a minute.
Wheres the monkey gone?
Sorry but he is that black pile of ashes on the floor
As for it being me only you started it, you brought him in here you get rid of him.
*Bodwad sends another stream of flames towards Gary to keep him back.
YO GINGERNUT, SHOVE THAT PACKET OF CORN UP HIS BUM WE CAN HAVE SOME POPCORN WHEN ALL THIS IS OVER!!!! :D :D :D :D
Oh my word they are Gods saviors the nuns have beaten of Gary into the Love area. How about i get them all with this thrower???? :D :D :D :D
Hey, that's not fair. How come I didn't get a flame thrower? :mad:
vbangel walks in
This sure looked like a decent place from the outside
:confused:
Pulls a grenade out of pocket & throws at 18 foot-ass flaming-creature
Can I get a g&t around here?
Ok you can do the honours:pQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Can I chop his bits off?
*NW hands GN his chainsaw*
BTW what are you doing in my bed?
Oh Stop moaning your always moaning!!!!
*Bodwad point flame thrower at Gingernut and lets rip
*Gingernut bursts into flames
Oh bugger sorry VB and NW your asses seem to have caught fire as well!!!!!
*NW dives into the barrel of beer*
Ahhh that's better:p
The naked Nuns wizz all over VB in an effort to put out the flames.
Man it's getting heavier in here. Maybe I should have opened a post office instead.
Nah I can't see you running a post office at all.Quote:
Man it's getting heavier in here. Maybe I should have opened a post office instead.
Why not?
WOuld you like some stamps sir.
1st or 2nd class.
Thank you.
There. It aint that difficult.
LOL:DQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Why not?
WOuld you like some stamps sir.
1st or 2nd class.
Thank you.
There. It aint that difficult.
I just can't picture it:p
Hey start a post office, wait for to get loads of dosh me and nw will raid you (With Boris the flame thrower) and take the dosh, we split it 3 ways and bingo were rich!!!! =P
*Bodwad continues to flame the big scary monster that was Gary which is now doing some really obscene thinks to the now reborn monkey!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I have a very big gun on the counter.
Besides dogs are not allowed in unless they are guifding a blind person.
I suppose you could pick NW's eyes out.
*Bodwad Lunges for NW's Eyes
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Oh and put it away VB we dont want to see your gun on the counter its very unhygenic (ahhh) :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Hows Nightwalkers bed by the way?
At least he has that eye left !!;)
I can still be a guide dog if he is partially sighted cant i??? :D :D :D
I dont know how his bed is because your in it and you two just wont stay still.
Me and Boris are going to play in the other room, something along the lines of flame the Gary monster until hes cooked. Who wants a barbecue cause i can cut some off him as stakes or a sausage (Claim now cause theres only one available :eek: :eek: )
:D :D :D :D :D
Sorry about that Bodwad. It's Gingernut who shares NW's bed and the eye I was talking about is not in his face.:eek:
Wheres Gingernut these days anyways. Still in bed I presume.
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Sorry about that Bodwad. It's Gingernut who shares NW's bed and the eye I was talking about is not in his face.:eek:
Wheres Gingernut these days anyways. Still in bed I presume.
*Bodwad attacks VB for no reason!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Good doggy:DQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
*Bodwad attacks VB for no reason!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
NW STOP TOUCHING MY ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO I WONT STAY STILL WHILE YOU REMOVE YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
*BODWAD BACKS UP AGAINST A WALL
While NW removes trousers, bending over, VB introduces the monkey and persuades the monkey that a banana is hidden in a certain oriface.
NW screams as the monkey dives teeth first into the banana filled chocolate starfish.
*Bodwad closes his eyes and runs in horror
*Gary The Monster is turned on my Vb's Back and procedes to strip VB and himself. While chanting ohhh goody goody goody!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Realizing his mistake (VB's over 100 years old) he hurls VB to the floor and grasps the young Bodwad by the hind legs.
MMMMMmmmmmmm.....I have always had a bit of an Animal Fetish.
VB teleports out of the pub and is currently on a white sandy beach in Trinadad being knocked upon by lovely "FEMALE" naked nuns.
Maybe I should send Bodwad a postcode.
VB is certain he can hear the howling of a dog in the distance.
Realizing his mistake (VB's over 100 years old) he hurls VB to the floor and grasps the young Bodwad by the hind legs.
MMMMMmmmmmmm.....I have always had a bit of an Animal Fetish.
VB teleports out of the pub and is currently on a white sandy beach in Trinadad being knocked upon by lovely "FEMALE" naked nuns.
Maybe I should send Bodwad a postcode.
VB is certain he can hear the howling of a dog in the distance.
*Bodwad suddenly flies a Eurofighter aircraft over Trinidad and drops one of Saddams spare nukes.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then just to make sure nobody ever wants to go there again he drops a large container with Gary the monster in it, down onto the now destroyed trinidad.
*Bodwad flies home to celebrate in his local online pub :D :D :D :D
As you can see the bomb and Gary moster struck the ground and went up in a piffle of smoke.
http://p.vtourist.com/329699.jpg
VB celebrates with the natives.
http://p.vtourist.com/329723.jpg
VB goes dancing with new girlfriend:
http://www.webdesk.com/miss-russia/m...ia-2002-03.jpg
Bodwad spills cider in shock of seeing VB alive!!!!!!:( :( :( :( :(
I think we should move the pub from Geordie Land to Tahiti. Tynesides coveres in snow but here in Tahiti we have sand. surf and Naked nuns that are real girls.
:)
Nah that was VB touching your arse not me:mad:Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
NW STOP TOUCHING MY ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO I WONT STAY STILL WHILE YOU REMOVE YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
*BODWAD BACKS UP AGAINST A WALL
The monkey keeped licking my behind:pQuote:
While NW removes trousers, bending over, VB introduces the monkey and persuades the monkey that a banana is hidden in a certain oriface.
NW screams as the monkey dives teeth first into the banana filled chocolate starfish.
Snow is fun when your pissed though!!!
Oh and any woman is gorgeous after a few drinks!!! :D :D :D
P.S Its not fare Nottingham hasnt had any snow!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Even the Naked Geordie Nuns ????
I'm getting wooried about you Bodwad. Why dont you lie down and have a rest.
VB gently lifts Bodwad up and lays him down on the bed with Matheuw Kelly.
VB promptly Buggers off.:D
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
NO NO THATS A NOOO GOOOOO AAARRRREEAEAEAEEAEAE!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
*Bodwad runs out grabs VB and throws him in with the now enraged mathew kelly
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Are you kidding? It's always full of monkeys.Quote:
Originally posted by _Stefan Raab
Howdy Gentlemen.
Your pub has a lack of primates :mad:
Monkeys and nuns, and mad geordies.
Holy crap!!! I'm getting hair all over my face!!!
I have returned the brown nun.
it smells like a voilet bongo on mongo
A trout!
A trout for GingerMut!
spray the jar jar binks :cool:
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The promotional wardrobe has arrived from Guatemala !
its full of grapes :(
They are for the miming Oranutang on his mission to shame Venerable Bede.
you will fail to poach him