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Actually, if you see all the white spots on the "foot"/"wood", thats you...look you didn't eaven see you selves...THIS IS A GOOD PLAN....Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Where Am I????????????
I Am Offended That You Didnt Even Think Of ME!!!!! Your One And Only Pal Bodwad
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It's not a Fairy, it's a star...and I don't think that everyone else wants a red star....:D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Actually, can I be the Fairy that sits on top of the tree?
F**K the star. I want to be a Fairy!!!
If I don't get to be the Fairy I'm going to throw a tantrum :mad:
*POOF*
You are a Fairy :)
Tantrum??? Where is my dictionary..OK so I'm off for a long lasting vacation now...SEE YOU NEXT YEAR....
PS: GingerNut you can do what you want with the tree while I'm on my vacation...
Have And Dam Tantrum just dont slip in the filth on the floor, Oh and dont stamp it all over us as well :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Originally posted by NoteMe
GingerNut you can do what you want with the tree while I'm on my vacation...
Oh goodie *Evil Grin*
Oh look, there's a fiver on the floor
BodwadUK why don't you just bend over and pick it up :D :eek: :D
The PUB door opens.
36 Nuns, 4 Monkeys and a midget with a fetching hat enter the pub. Accross their shoulders they have a large pole. Tied to the pole, whimpering is the Venerable Bede.
***** me thats a nice tree.
Hey I think someones hiding behind it.
Getting ready for your pole dancing act VB:p
I think ill leave the fiver but i must say i think ill stay to see what 35 Nuns, 4 Monkeys and a midget want with a man tied to a pole:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Hmmm but maybe ill sit up on stop of the tree it might be safer especially if the nuns are wearing no underpants :D :D :D :D
You put the catholic church too shame:pQuote:
Hmmm but maybe ill sit up on stop of the tree it might be safer especially if the nuns are wearing no underpants :D :D :D
I suppose its the vicars and priests you need to worry about if your a young man these days!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
There have been same cases invovling nuns :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
I suppose its the vicars and priests you need to worry about if your a young man these days!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Bugger off, the top of the tree is mine.:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Hmmm but maybe ill sit up on stop of the tree it might be safer especially if the nuns are wearing no underpants :D :D :D :D
You can both share the tree:mad:Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
Bugger off, the top of the tree is mine.:p
The nuns notice a strange looking fairy on top of the tree.
Burn the tree...Burn the tree.
They hurl VB under the tree, dowse him and the tree with petrol and set light to it.
Jesus4U hurls all VB's porno mags under the tree.
Oh Fick.
The midget dances madly around the tree.
The nuns dance madly around the tree.
Everyones dancing madly around the tree.
Bede cries......:eek:
*NW starts laughing at them all*
*Dives off the tree with a burning arse*
LOOK OUT BELOW!!!
*Lands just behind the nuns and runs to the bog to put out the fire behind.*
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*Notices the toilet window is open*
Nows my chance
*Climbs out the window and runs down the alley yelling*
See ya Suckers :p
Gingernuts beard is on fire.
Gingernuts nuts are on fire.
NW, having gone unoticed for a while attracts the attention of the Nuns.
VB is a ball of flames.
NW gives the nuns directions to find where is VB.
VB has died of third degree burns.
Gingernut puts his fire out by splashing water from the toilet over himself.
He may have put out the fire but he has also given himself a rare form of Venerial disease causing blindness and the occasional rectal prolapse.
Ah Crap, I just got over the last one.Quote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Gingernut puts his fire out by splashing water from the toilet over himself.
He may have put out the fire but he has also given himself a rare form of Venerial disease causing blindness and the occasional rectal prolapse.
It smells like roast pork in here.
Bodwad Jumps From The Tree Covered In Flames Laughing Before Finally Ending The Show By Rolling in the filth on the Floor!!!! My God The Floors Worse To Put Flames Out Than In The BOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
The Nuns Put on Rubber Horns and start Chanting Naughty Girl Naughty Girl While Dancing Round The Burning Pile Of Cr**!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
What the hell is this thread on about ? :p
I don't know, but if anyone works it out let me know. I'm off to find a new tree to hide behind.Quote:
Originally posted by TheBionicOrange
What the hell is this thread on about ? :p
*Slips on a rather runny bit of poo*
For Christ sake will someone clean that crap off the floor.
Its about having a hell of a good time with alcohol, Nuns, Trees and a very dirty pub!!!!
Oh And For All Who Care
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!
That one very interesting combo :pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Its about having a hell of a good time with alcohol, Nuns, Trees and a very dirty pub!!!!
Oh And For All Who Care
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!
I am not 100% certain about the Nuns we have though!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Better buy some more then:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
I am not 100% certain about the Nuns we have though!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Do you know how expensive they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Its like trying to buy America on the black market, Dam Difficult, bloody expensive and no contract means unreliable!!!!!!!!:D :D :D
Oh well just buy a couple of pros then:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Do you know how expensive they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Its like trying to buy America on the black market, Dam Difficult, bloody expensive and no contract means unreliable!!!!!!!!:D :D :D
hmmmm...cool place, can I have a TGV please...
Hey guys, I got the new tree. This one is fire proof and there's plenty of room for everyone. :D
YIPPEEEE Lets put it up and put some sparkly lights on it :D :D :D :D
I hope it doesnt fall over it is bloody BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek:
It's alright, I bolted it to the floor.
Has anyone got any of those candy cane thingies to hang on it?
Watch out a twister's coming:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
It's alright, I bolted it to the floor.
Has anyone got any of those candy cane thingies to hang on it?
I'm still watin for my TGV, those string suited barmaids sucks...
Here ya go:p