There's a rule here that you can't own roosters. Chickens are okay, but not roosters.
I was out mowing the lawn when a police officer stopped by. She asked me about hearing a rooster in the neighborhood. I told her that I heard it fairly often, but only from my bedroom and could only say that it was roughly west of my house.
I just thought of the obvious response, but I'd have to ban myself, so I'll skip it.

