OK...now I'm running in again....:rolleyes:
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OK...now I'm running in again....:rolleyes:
*Burp*
...and now I'm running out again...
My pants are on fire.
I demand that this pub is returned to the bakeface.
In a carrot box
i recommend the koala-tongues
He who holds the seventh Koala is an ore.
*fronk*
it pollinates a wild gondola :cool:
This pub is no place for mouse clapping :mad:
Those babies need to be tied a bucket.
sound advice when buying coleslaw
Venerable Bede has jowles, he will have to be pasted 71 times with gruel before the organ arrives.
he lined the toilets with do-daaf :eek:
I must have come through the wrong doors, I’ve have fourteen menopauses in here.
it could be the cheese
I shall install a velcro-crab in the corner for the arriving audience.
trotter-men on show :cool:
Entertaining shortly: Princess vice-minefield of Tooloot.
sitting on a tina turner :D
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Where did the loonys come from???? :D :D :D :D
*BodwadUK loses his grip and becomes confused in the blaze, *BodwadUK Starts ripping into VB's leg!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR
You people are to strange for this establishment.
Get out or the NUns will be released.
Ohhhh yea please do that i am up for some hot lovin!!!!!!!! :D :cool: :D :D :D
It looks like they have gone.
You can come out now Gingernut.
My my you look mighty fine in that chiffon dress.
Matching handbag as well!!:)
OH DEAR LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I THINK I AM GOING TO.....URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
When I said come out I meant from underneath the table NW's sitting at and not Out the closet.
Still...........if I squint a little you dont look to bad.:eek:
Do you like my new ear rings? I bought them to match the new handbag that NW bought me.
LOL :) :)
Is he the new man in your life now.
My monkey will really miss you.
P.S. The earings are lovely. They set off your eyes.
He's the love of my life. He's taking me to Paris for the weekend.
WHen you first came in the pub (Phnar) I seem to remember you being straight.
I hope its not infectous.
Maybe we should rename the pub "The Erotic Blue Oyster Bar".
:)
You wont know if i am gay cause dogs often go for anyones legs!!!!!:D :D :D :D
P.S I am not gay!!!!! :cool: :cool: :cool:
"Up the bum, no harm done" :eek:
This pub's weird. Where's all the naked barmaids?
I took them home with me last night...I don't think they can walk for a while...;)
!!! WAITER !!!
What can I get ye?Quote:
Originally posted by Birth
!!! WAITER !!!
Get me one of those ho...
I got money.
Here ye go:pQuote:
Originally posted by Birth
Get me one of those ho...
I got money.
Look at the size of that thing.
You expect me to pay for that?
You better otherwise VB will do terrible things to you:pQuote:
Originally posted by Birth
Look at the size of that thing.
You expect me to pay for that?
Ok... How much?
Three bucks:p
How can I say no...
That's a really nice deal, but I want something fresh! Something that does not melt on the floor when it's to hot.
Where's BeeBee ?
What do you want?Quote:
Originally posted by Birth
How can I say no...
That's a really nice deal, but I want something fresh! Something that does not melt on the floor when it's to hot.
Where's BeeBee ?
BeeBee! for pet't sake. Don't you know Pet't?
:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Birth
BeeBee! for pet't sake. Don't you know Pet't?
I want BeeBee now!!!
Where is she?
Not here I'm we are the only two here:p If you want to ring her there's a phone out the back:pQuote:
Originally posted by Birth
I want BeeBee now!!!
Where is she?
*Bodwad sits looking bored before coming up with an idea and begins to dig a large pit in the middle of the floor
now its time for nightwalker baiting!!!!!:D :D
*Bodwad grabs nightwalker and chucks him down the 10ft deep hole before throwing in
1) A brown bear
2) 3 rhinos
3) a Kangaroo Sheep
4) a swarm of bee's hell bent on killing nightwalker for what he did to them last summer
5) Osama Bin Laden (He was just to hand) :D :D :D
GO GO GO YEA KIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL HHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!:D :D :D :D :D
*NW does a huge burp all the creatures that were attacking him die:D*
Bodwad Throws in a Skunk which pisses on NW and beats NW's Smell, NW Passes Out and is carted off in an ambulance!!!! Oh and forgot that skunk was gay so you can now see why the back of your pants are stained!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D :D
P.S
Look at that grammer and weep for me :D :D :D
*NW Gives the skunk an operation to remove something*Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Bodwad Throws in a Skunk which pisses on NW and beats NW's Smell, NW Passes Out and is carted off in an ambulance!!!! Oh and forgot that skunk was gay so you can now see why the back of your pants are stained!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D :D
P.S
Look at that grammer and weep for me :D :D :D
There you go all fixed now:p
NW i know you are normally covered in piss but please wash the skunk piss off cause you stink oh and please take the bits off the floor after your operation cause somebody might slip on them!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D
I did wash the skunk before the operation:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
NW i know you are normally covered in piss but please wash the skunk piss off cause you stink oh and please take the bits off the floor after your operation cause somebody might slip on them!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D
I put the bits on a plate that was sitting on the counter:p
Gary Glitter enters the pub.
Right lads, this is the new manager.
*Bodwad goes to the plate in the corner and picks it up
Hello Gary mate how about some steak???? :D :D :D :D
Do you not think Gary Glitter would get his head smashed in in Newcastle?... or maybe this pub isn't in Newcastle... where the hell is this pub?
Are the naked barmaids in yet?:confused:
Yes this pub is in Geordieland, North Shields to be precise and Gary Glitter has not been killed yet because we like to play with our food up here.
Just thought I would throw him in the situation to see what happens.
I think Bodwads got the right idea.
It is in a little village called Loonyville :D :D :D :D
everyone in newcastle are always pissed so they would never be able to hit him even if they tried :D :D :D
Oh sorry didnt know you wanted the barmaids
OH NUNS COME OUT FROM THE BACK AND ENTERTAIN OUR GUEST PLEASE, AND KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON CAUSE HE STILL THINKS YOUR WOMEN!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Because we Geordies are always pissed we have decided to leave Gary in charge.
He has informed me that his first rule is to ban everyone over the age of 16.
I dont know why but he has decided it would be a good idea to set up a youth club on the premises. He reckons it will bring the money in so I'm not complaining.
For some reason he has put a request in for a digital camera and editing suite. He's also asked for unlimited acces to the web. He sais hes going to build a website to promote the pub.
What was that????
Did i just hear Gary in the background saying he would like to call it a Nudist colony and prevent children wearing clothes!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
And look what he is doing to your poor monkey URRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Did I hear that this was a Geordie pub.
Get the fik oot the way ya stupid dug.
15 pints a lager ya barsteward and giv'is a fikin broon.