The superstition is that when you hiccup, someone else is thinking about you.:wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
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The superstition is that when you hiccup, someone else is thinking about you.:wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
Dear Dr. Dis,
Why do I feel I am coming, but when I am actually going?
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Originally Posted by abhijit
Actually the superstition is that when someone thinks about you, you shall bite your tongue.
Usually, here in the Philippines when you bite your tongue, you ask the first person you come upon with (right after having bitten your tongue) and ask for a number.
Once they give that number, you map it with the alphabet and it will serve the first letter of the name that thought/or said bad words about you.
I don't know what happens if the person you asked says a number more than 26 or :ehh: below 1.
Dr. Dis,
Who shall take your place here in the "Ask Dr. Dis" thread when you go and wash dishes for your wife?
Or tuck the kids in bed?
Or do laundry?
Or bake apple pie?
(I hope it is not DClamp just because his name starts with D)
Are the letters in Philippines, same as the English alphabet?Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
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Originally Posted by abhijit
Yeah, English is a major dialect here.
It stopped continuuming for about three nano seconds yesterday. Which meant you went forward in time six nano seconds. That's time you will never get back. Hahahha!! Sucker!Quote:
Originally Posted by timeshifter
You would rather be from the place you are going to, and visiting where you are coming from.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Or, that chip the evil Ducklords planted in your brain is activating early. Ooops... you weren't supposed to know that part...
What other languages do they speak?Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
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Originally Posted by abhijit
Major ones are:
English, Filipino (largely tagalog), Visayan (largely Cebuano)
Dr Dis,
Who?
What?
Where?
When?
Why?
How?
If he knew the answer to those, he probably wouldn't be on VBF, let alone CC.
Dr Dis,
Who? The rabbit.
What?Ate a carrot.
Where? In the museum.
When? Thursday afternoon.
Why? Because it's my minion.
How? With its large incisors.
Don't underestimate the power of Dr. Dis.
Dr. Dis,
Why are these folks underestimating you?
muahahaha it shall be me :)Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
Dr. Dis,
Given your uncanny ability to answer any question,
Who is going to win the next Derby, mendhak, Wossname, RobDog888, Si the Geek, timeshifter, oceanebelle?
Mendhak, with his MVP, or Si the Geek, with his m4d m0d skillz0rzQuote:
Originally Posted by Torc
Dr Dis,
Is Dclamp taking over this thread?
May God help us all...
I'm praying...
you all are noobs. i will be come the leader of this thread.
I think this answers the previous question. However, Dclamp, your coup will not succeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by dclamp
Dr. Dis how can we learn to dematerialize our bodies at will. This would be very useful for many reasons. For instance if you have a headache you just dematerialize your body and your head dematerializes along with it. No more head therefore no more headache. Also any type of body injuries could be remedied in the same way.
woot! i will change Dr Dis :)
Dr Dis,
What is emotion? What is love and hate? Is it real? Can a doctor see it with a microscope? If it's not real, why does it control us so?
Dr Dis,
What is the feeling of emptiness that humans feel? Do animals also feel it?
Laser photon canon. Just insert body in the matter-to-energy converter, and BAM! (literally), you're photon waves.Quote:
Originally Posted by EntityX
Emotion is caused when a synapse fires when it shouldn't. Love and hate occur when neurons get confused over the bad signals. Doctors can't see it with a microscope, but an observant one can spot it with the naked eye. Just hope you aren't naked at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Foxer
When animals feel it, they eat. Just like humans. The emptiness is caused by a geospherical black hole inside of each creature. Usually this black hole is perfectly circular, but at times it will become more eliptical and start interfering with different things around it, which causes you to feel emptier.Quote:
Originally Posted by abhijit
Dr Dis,
How can you survive inside a black hole?
You can't. But a black hole can survive inside you.Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
no...
If a black hole can survive in a CERT environment, why can't it survive in the amazing human body?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobalandi
That's right buddy, tuck that tail and walk!
pwnd
How can a geospherical (3-D) black hole be perfectly circular (2-D):confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
Dr Dis,
It has been 2 weeks now that the phone line at home is down, hence no broadband internet and no fun, what can I eat at lunch with a budget of only 20php?
Dr. Dis,
How can a black hole survive inside a hairball?
rice
Dr Dis:
will mendhak get surgery to remove his 3rd eye, or surgery to get a 4th eye?
he will be served to mr. burnes to prove he's a bad candidate for mayor.