That sounds like a provocation to me!!!
I'm sure we can get another few pages on here!
(And here was I wondering what would we do without your moderate and compassionate tongue...:rolleyes: ;) )
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That sounds like a provocation to me!!!
I'm sure we can get another few pages on here!
(And here was I wondering what would we do without your moderate and compassionate tongue...:rolleyes: ;) )
I've never had any complaints about my tongue before! :p
Well, depending on what I use mine for, I get good and bad reviews. :D
Surely your witty reparte would never raise bad reviews!! :eek: ;) Must be your bad eating skills that put it into question!
Oh you know, now and then ;)
It's more my non-verbal skills which win me the most acclaim. :p
Glad to hear you don't slurp your soup at least! Non-verbal eating skills are very important! Although my daughter can burp the alphabet which is quite impressive with the boys in her school! ;)
My eating skills are top-notch! ;) :D
Glad to hear your daughter has that special skill - the boys'll love it for some time yet. I'm 20 and we still love the chicks who can let out a reasonable belch on cue! :D
Wow! I guess you do have something in common with Americans after all! My husband just cracks up when Erin burps.....I hope he never grows up!
Katie, are u sure that her cousin will still marry her if she is a burper? Hmmm, maybe that will make her more attractive to the brethren... "oh come on cuzzin Erin, you be showin billy bob that thing you do after you wolf your viddles... you know he's a hankerin for it" :D
I live in California, dude! Like, marrying your cousin is so not cool and all!
Yeah but surely not all the cousins live in Cali??? Wouldnt u just love to see Erin living in a caravan in the everglades or lousiana bayous, 14 kids (all under 2) and a fat, bald, smelly, hairy husband that shoots tourists for target practice.. when he is sober enough to get outta the soiled mattress? :eek:
Believe it or not...all her cousins live in California or Ireland.
Please Barrk, don't ever let her move down under! Don't ever let her become Aus-trailer trash.Quote:
Originally posted by Beachbum
Wouldnt u just love to see Erin living in a trailer in Australia, 14 kids (all under 2) and a fat, bald, smelly, hairy husband that shoots tourists for target practice.. when he is sober enough to get outta the soiled mattress?
Never! She is much too sensible and innocent....just like her mother! ;)
As a parent, which is scarier:
Your son comes to you and says he wants to move to Afghanistan and join the Taliban
or
Your daughter comes to you and says she wants to move to Austrailerya.
:eek: 666, the number of the beast :eek:
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=768814
Mikey probably already had the trailer set up on bricks and the shotgun loaded.. don't disappoint him Katie...
and stop practising on your sister Mikey.. you know she gets awfully sore mouth ulcers!!
All of my kids would have better sense than to do either!! but I'd definietly rather she moved to Australia if I had to choose!
ps...please call me Katie
Always had a lingering suspicion Bonker.... :pQuote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
:eek: 666, the number of the beast :eek:
Okey dokey, pokie - er, I mean Katie.Quote:
ps...please call me Katie
Sounds like you're raising your kids right, living close to an Air Force Base, far from the liberal cesspool of Marin County, and far, far, far away from Austrailerya.
And no, Beachbum, I'm not interested in traveling all the way to Austrailerya to have a go with your sister, no matter how good you say she is.
Give it a rest already. I feel like an old man screaming at a bunch of punk kids to turn down their blaring music. Sheesh!
HEY XURALARUX, WHEREVER YOU'RE FROM . . . THAT PLACE SUCKS ASS.
Come to think of it Cali isnt really that far from Australia at all... maybe i could come over and visit Katie and Mikey... now that'd be good for a laugh! ...
Katie's house : "Burp, burp, burp, he he he, burp, burp, *choke*, whew, burp, hehehe"
Mikey's house:
USA USA USA
I think you're assuming that I'm from Australia and am opposed to you... I'm actually from the good 'ol US of A and just want to have some at least somewhat civilized conversations. You would do well to mellow out, man. These are just posts on a message board, and, all things considered, it doesn't really matter who "gets the last word." I like my testosterone as much as the next guy, but my brain is, and always will be, in control; so far, it's working pretty well for me. You should try it some time.
Damn, sounds good to me. I'm always up for showing people all that this great nation has to offer. We could start out by showing how many great American beers there really are (and no, they don't taste like budweiser at all.)
Whoops! I guess whatever city you're from sucks then.Quote:
I think you're assuming that I'm from Australia and am opposed to you... I'm actually from the good 'ol US of A and just want to have some at least somewhat civilized conversations.
Not that anyone would really ever want to even skim through a thread this long, but if you did, you'd notice that only 70% of this thread is juvenile name-calling and mudslinging.
There are also many other threads around VB World where you can get into some high brow philosophical discussions.
Heck, if this thread bothers you so much, why don't you just start a thread yourself and call it, "The 'McDonald gets le boot' Thread Sucks Thread"
The 'McDonald gets le boot' Thread Sucks Thread SUCKS!
it sure does
Hey! Don't you start on BB's sister! I'll have you know she's got a very nice arse! Got it from her father's side. :pQuote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
And no, Beachbum, I'm not interested in traveling all the way to Austrailerya to have a go with your sister, no matter how good you say she is.
rjlohan ever don't messz with cowboy raab on his psychedelic compass to never ever land :mad: :mad:
Yes sir, sergeant nutjob.
:mad: :mad:
Rat FoamBreaker! Thou hast an unsavory reputation--best that thou dost not prove that thou earnst it!
It's the national dress of the upper class in England, well at least when they are at madame lashes house of pain;)Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
I think I heard chrisjk say something about wearing a nappy, but being an American, I had no idea what he was talking about.
ain't that the truth
I was hoping this baby would make it to 1000 replies. Dang!
Too many people took it seriously, and got all offended, so it all kinda just died in the arse...:(
well it needs some respitory and cardiac treatment then..
I think we need to call a proctologist.:pQuote:
so it all kinda just died in the arse
I've withdrawn due to intense touchiness of certain others...
:(
You know that there is a severe penalty for early withdrawl do't you?!?!?
no nookie for a week is the standard terms I believe