It would be hard for me to practise that :eek: Maybe if I reached down farther...errr... but that's just sick ;)
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It would be hard for me to practise that :eek: Maybe if I reached down farther...errr... but that's just sick ;)
Have to remove a few ribs...
"Adam was ribbed, for Eve's pleasure" ;):p
Quote:
I refuse to take advice from a guy who broke his neck trying to suck his own dick
That would definitely deprive me of some pleasure!:eek:
And him as well ;)
:D
:p
Help me! I'm bored of writing my User Guide!
Don't worry Pix.........we'll save you with some mindless drivel.........
*spoink* *zoopf* *urkkkkkkkk*
As much as I'd love to chat...I must go now :(
I need to be up early tomorrow for a burn on my projects :(
*Durrrrrrrrrrrrr* *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
puh diddle, ploue, ptang!!!!!!!
Thanks you've cheered me up fatang fatang ole biscuit barrel :)
Cya soon Parksie - and smile :)
Hey.... that's how I sounded this morning when I got smacked in the face with a dodge ball.......Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
fatang fatang ole biscuit barrel
Gee, I hope Mike leaves before he can say anything about that comment ;)
You shouldn't be anywhere near those balls Dennis............:rolleyes:
Well, they were aimed for somebody else, but the person moved..... :eek:
Well....................I'll talk to all you deranged people tomorrow!
Bye Katie!
First post of the day... :p
Hello Parksie,
How are you today?
as ususal, I come along second :p
I'm still doing my project and I'm going mad here all on my own at home with only Access 2000 for company :mad:
Makes me wanna KILL something :eek:
God damn server is busy messages, ruined my joke
Never mind Ian... I'm sure that you always do come first!! lol!
I doubt his girlfriends appreciate that much :rolleyes:
hold on one god damn cotton picking moment
there is nothing wrong with my performances thankyou very much. Ok I haven't got anyone to perform with at the moment, but that's a completly different kettle of fish :)
And on that smutty note...Katie rolls in :)
How goes?
You're supposed to be looking for women not kettles of fish..........that may be part of your problem:rolleyes:
That's a definite possibility :)
I'm actually feeling quite out of sorts today for some reason.....Nothing seems to be going right! Tom and I are thinking of running off to some warm deserted island and telling the world to go to hell.........the kids aren't big on the idea though.......something about not enough girls and no MTV........geesh...you just can't please some people!!!! Erin is eagerly packing her bags though!
How's your project Parksie....all done?
GOD DAMMIT
What's the matter, Ian....dissappointed that you've wasted all that time with the fish? Girls are much softer and definitely less smelly!!!!!
I've still got my nose to the grindstone I'm afraid...unfortunately it's been there so long I'm just a pair of hands typing at my computer :rolleyes:
I am cracking (up).Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Isn't it due today? You better get cracking!!!!!!!
Isn't it due today? You better get cracking!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
BUGGER IT
Actually Ian....I'm surprised yuo don't have anyone at the moment. You are a great catch....back to the fishes again:rolleyes:
It seems so much more difficult these days to find the right person than it was when I was younger. People are much less open and trusting....it takes forever to get to know them. Hang in there!
AAAARRRGHHHHHHHHH IT'S REPLACING MY ****ING POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a sign Parksie...........you need to finish your project!!!!!!!!!!!!
What ever you do with a Kettle of Fish is none of my business Ian! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
hold on one god damn cotton picking moment
there is nothing wrong with my performances thankyou very much. Ok I haven't got anyone to perform with at the moment, but that's a completly different kettle of fish :)
I'm not too bothered. it get's to me occasionally, but normally it's just "Oh well, someone will come along soon" :) I'm still happy with my life though, as apart from that, everything is going well for me for a change :)
Be finished soon :)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
It's a sign Parksie...........you need to finish your project!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad to hear it!!!!!!
Wow.pretty cool. I meant the above post to be for Ian but it works for your response too Parksie.......the posting gods must be with me this morning!
:)
Well...I'm off to be productive...bye for now!
Talk to you later! Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!
exactly one month to go untill my holiday :)
interesting - I just went through vbsquare to get to here and I can still post, but just going though the ususal URL, and the site is down :confused:
Why do you get a holiday? We don't get one until May 30th...and then it's only one day:(
Do you have plans to go somewhere or do something exciting?
What's your usual URL, Ian? I always use the forums.vb-world.net one :)
Your work all done Parksie? Is it time to celebrate or do you have to wait until you see what grade you get on the project?
My last project got a really good mark (42/45) and that was done in 4 days :) I'm going to hand in what I've done tomorrow at some time, probably after my driving lesson. Then they'll mark it and have comments for me sometime towards the end of the holiday, at which point I can effect repairs on it :)
:(
Don't you be coming around here with your first post of the day being a sad face.........I don't care if you are the leader of the rusty bucket clan or not!!!!!!!!!!!!
bad day :(
I prefer a morning blowjob myself :D (yep...... its started!)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Bye Simon......watch out for those night trains..........
So do I.....;)
ello,ello, whats all this then
Ah Ian returns to add a touch of civilization to an otherwise smutty world...........how goes it?